There's a homicidal maniac wandering around the neighborhood. You don't want to do...

Detective Lou Petrocelli: There's a homicidal maniac wandering around the neighborhood. You don't want to do anything about it? Luigi: You have been busting my balls ever since you got promoted. Now, why is that? Wasn't I good to you when you were a kid? Didn't I take you to Yankee Stadium? Didn't you met Mickey Mantle? He signed a baseball to Louie from Mickey Mantle. Detective Curt Atwater: Who the f*ck, the Mick. Willie Mays was the man. Luigi: Get outta here. Mick was the guy. He was the guy.

Not enough Post or Daily News headlines? There's a homicidal maniac in the neighborhood. You don't want to do anything about it? You have been busting my balls ever since you got promoted. Why is that? Wasn't I good to you when you were a kid? Didn't I take you to Yankee Stadium? Didn't you meet Mickey Mantle? He signed a baseball, "To Louie, from Mickey Mantle." Motherfuck the Mick. - Willie Mays was the man. - Get outta here! - Willie Mays was the man. - Mick was the guy! Enough, enough. Your family, didn't I take care of them? I treated you like a son. You have the balls to come here and ask me to do you a favor? Never! When you wanted to become a cop, did you come and ask me? Did you ask for my blessing? No. You could've been a great plumber. As good as me. I'm gonna read you something. But it can't leave this table. The newspapers don't even know this. Read it. "Dear sir, "I am deeply hurt by the newspaper calling me a woman-hater."