"Summer Rental" quotes

Summer Rental poster
An overworked air-traffic controller takes his family on a beach vacation but is soon beset by series of mishaps.

Director: Carl Reiner
Writer: Jeremy Stevens, Mark Reisman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1985
MetaScore: 38/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $24,689,703
Released: 09 Aug 1985
Awards: 3 nominations

31 Clips

The sea is a wondrous mysterious dangerous lady - Summer Rental 00:19
The sea is a wondrous mysterious dangerous lady
Know something Dumbo - Summer Rental 00:08
Know something Dumbo
You rented May I see your receipt - Summer Rental 00:17
You rented May I see your receipt
They look very natural Vicki - Summer Rental 00:10
They look very natural Vicki
You dumb Swede Nae dumb Swede a dumb Scot - Summer Rental 00:06
You dumb Swede Nae dumb Swede a dumb Scot
You couldn't beat my dinghy - Summer Rental 00:08
You couldn't beat my dinghy
I just made some fresh lemonade Why not come over and have some - Summer Rental 00:18
I just made some fresh lemonade Why not come over and have...
We name vessels after women to remind us to treat them gently like ladies - Summer Rental 00:16
We name vessels after women to remind us to treat them...
You're wrong You're wrong - Summer Rental 00:22
You're wrong You're wrong
I'd take those over a power tool any day - Summer Rental 00:14
I'd take those over a power tool any day
Swimming Gee I forgot my bathing suit - Summer Rental 00:27
Swimming Gee I forgot my bathing suit
Where do you think you're going This isn't a nude beach - Summer Rental 00:09
Where do you think you're going This isn't a nude beach
I'm known as Mr Mouth to Mouth Jennifer I got a great idea - Summer Rental 00:06
I'm known as Mr Mouth to Mouth Jennifer I got a great idea
Hey what are you doing Your wife's on my Whammo - Summer Rental 00:06
Hey what are you doing Your wife's on my Whammo
Can I play in the basement with Yorku If it's OK with Yorku - Summer Rental 00:10
Can I play in the basement with Yorku If it's OK with Yorku
Excuse me why are you people going through here - Summer Rental 00:16
Excuse me why are you people going through here
This place sucks Where did you learn that - Summer Rental 00:11
This place sucks Where did you learn that
What is this What is this - Summer Rental 00:33
What is this What is this
I'm just renting Sorry mister - Summer Rental 00:37
I'm just renting Sorry mister
Should she be talking to him Why not - Summer Rental 00:12
Should she be talking to him Why not
That's enough Do you have a dustpan maybe - Summer Rental 00:13
That's enough Do you have a dustpan maybe
They're perfect - Summer Rental 00:31
They're perfect
Hal can't you pull some strings for me The Agency gave you a mandatory five - Summer Rental 00:20
Hal can't you pull some strings for me The Agency gave you a...
Maybe they're just taking them for a walk - Summer Rental 00:21
Maybe they're just taking them for a walk
I love you Scully I mean that It's not the booze talking either - Summer Rental 00:07
I love you Scully I mean that It's not the booze talking...
Can I have an honest opinion - Summer Rental 00:36
Can I have an honest opinion
Good to see you What can I get you - Summer Rental 00:22
Good to see you What can I get you
Where's Angus with that sail There's only two shopping days left - Summer Rental 00:14
Where's Angus with that sail There's only two shopping days...
Hey why don't you swim to me Can you tread water with that hook - Summer Rental 00:07
Hey why don't you swim to me Can you tread water with that...
She'll make you rich or feed you to the fishes - Summer Rental 00:24
She'll make you rich or feed you to the fishes
Get the hell out of here now You go I'm trying to watch The Smurfs - Summer Rental 00:17
Get the hell out of here now You go I'm trying to watch The...

Cast

Jack Chester - John Candy
Sandy Chester - Karen Austin
Jennifer Chester - Kerri Green
Bobby Chester - Joey Lawrence
Laurie Chester - Aubrey Jene
Al Pellet - Richard Crenna
Scully - Rip Torn
Don Moore - John Larroquette
Angus MacLachlan - Richard Herd
Maitre D' - Pierrino Mascarino
Pirate Musician - Harry Yorku
Dan Gardner - Dick Anthony Williams
Stan Greene - Bob Wells
Russ - Scot Samis
Mrs. Gardner - Saundra Dunson-Franks
Gardner's Daughter - Tanzia Franks
Gardner's Son - Walter Franks
Fat Man - Roger Perkovich
Woman - Lisa Anthony
Boat Rental Agent - Elyn Swofford
Mother - Cyndi Vicino
Daughter - Yvonne Cook
Thirsty Man - Robert Starr
Real Estate Agent - Bill Cordell
Race Official - Barbara Wells
Pellet's Wife - Dolores Starling
Race Official - Leonard Altobell
Lifeguard #1 - Jerry Previch
Sailboat Repairman - Colin Male
Lifeguard #2 - Christian Chicles
Elderly Neighbor - Peggy Shay
Father - Al Hesse
Boyfriend - Sal Biagini
Volleyball Girl - Tracey May
Man with Beard - Robert Stout
Mickey - Rob Cleveland
Photographer at Pier - Patricia Herd
Phone Lady #1 - Carolyn B. Peterson
Phone Lady #2 - Tina Burton
Announcer - Murphy Dunne
Announcer - Leigh French
Announcer - Reni Santoni
Regatta Announcer - Jack C. Woods
Beach Patron - Kirk Alderman
Surfer Guy - Paul Cohn
Life Guard - Randy Herman
Party goer - Courtenay O'Connell
Beach Patron - Tracy Roberts
Surfer Kid - Nick Sloan