"Super Mario Bros" quotes

Super Mario Bros poster
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world.

Director: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton
Writer: Parker Bennett, Terry Runte, Ed Solomon
Production: N/A
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 35/100
ImdbRating: 4.1
BoxOffice: $20,915,465
Released: 28 May 1993
Awards: 2 nominations

89 Clips

That's Toad Yes - Super Mario Bros 00:12
That's Toad Yes
Are you boys new here in town Lady we're looking for somebody - Super Mario Bros 00:22
Are you boys new here in town Lady we're looking for...
How's Daniella - Super Mario Bros 00:18
How's Daniella
Mario Brothers Plumbing No leak too small - Super Mario Bros 00:04
Mario Brothers Plumbing No leak too small
My my Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning - Super Mario Bros 00:06
My my Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the nest...
I'm a vegetarian - Super Mario Bros 00:07
I'm a vegetarian
Ow Are you spending money on this stuff - Super Mario Bros 00:22
Ow Are you spending money on this stuff
Greetings from Koopa - Super Mario Bros 00:07
Greetings from Koopa
Python Pizza here May I help you - Super Mario Bros 00:15
Python Pizza here May I help you
Where's my pizza - Super Mario Bros 00:03
Where's my pizza
Come and get it big boy - Super Mario Bros 00:05
Come and get it big boy
Wow There were dinosaurs in Brooklyn - Super Mario Bros 00:08
Wow There were dinosaurs in Brooklyn
You're a lousy leader - Super Mario Bros 00:04
You're a lousy leader
Agh You know the law Toad - Super Mario Bros 00:10
Agh You know the law Toad
Between you and me Spike hasn't got a thought in his brain - Super Mario Bros 00:13
Between you and me Spike hasn't got a thought in his brain
You're hurting me I'm gonna kill 'em - Super Mario Bros 00:12
You're hurting me I'm gonna kill 'em
What do you mean - Super Mario Bros 00:10
What do you mean
Too late humans - Super Mario Bros 00:11
Too late humans
Sir Sir - Super Mario Bros 00:10
Sir Sir
I have just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower - Super Mario Bros 00:15
I have just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower
Well not for long - Super Mario Bros 00:30
Well not for long
What would you do without your big brother huh - Super Mario Bros 00:19
What would you do without your big brother huh
Treat your tools like a friend Keep 'em by you - Super Mario Bros 00:17
Treat your tools like a friend Keep 'em by you
You have let yourself go - Super Mario Bros 00:37
You have let yourself go
Larry Lazard of Lazard Lazard - Super Mario Bros 00:10
Larry Lazard of Lazard Lazard
You must be the great Koopa - Super Mario Bros 00:16
You must be the great Koopa
Scapelli They beat us to it again - Super Mario Bros 00:07
Scapelli They beat us to it again
Who's in charge of this hole - Super Mario Bros 00:33
Who's in charge of this hole
Where you going To get the girl - Super Mario Bros 00:22
Where you going To get the girl
Why are you doing this - Super Mario Bros 00:10
Why are you doing this
My time has come The universe is mine - Super Mario Bros 00:06
My time has come The universe is mine
Don't fight it - Super Mario Bros 00:37
Don't fight it
I'm back - Super Mario Bros 00:06
I'm back
These are all strange new species - Super Mario Bros 00:15
These are all strange new species
Look at this place Pathetic It gets worse every day - Super Mario Bros 00:35
Look at this place Pathetic It gets worse every day
Are they all right Right - Super Mario Bros 00:05
Are they all right Right
You boys ain't from around here are ya - Super Mario Bros 00:06
You boys ain't from around here are ya
What It's trying to communicate - Super Mario Bros 00:11
What It's trying to communicate
Mario Mario right now on Miraculous World - Super Mario Bros 00:16
Mario Mario right now on Miraculous World
You know I read that sea turtles navigate thousands of miles on instinct - Super Mario Bros 00:09
You know I read that sea turtles navigate thousands of miles...
Isn't this a little bit feminine - Super Mario Bros 00:12
Isn't this a little bit feminine
Look look Look another one - Super Mario Bros 00:14
Look look Look another one
If you two don't start talking we're gonna leave you to these guys for lunch - Super Mario Bros 00:19
If you two don't start talking we're gonna leave you to...
By the bar That lady with the red spikes who mugged us - Super Mario Bros 00:12
By the bar That lady with the red spikes who mugged us
I'd call them the Super Mario Brothers - Super Mario Bros 00:05
I'd call them the Super Mario Brothers
Come on girls let's go ALL Who are you - Super Mario Bros 00:08
Come on girls let's go ALL Who are you
Hey You must be the missing girls from Brooklyn - Super Mario Bros 00:15
Hey You must be the missing girls from Brooklyn
Hand out the de evolution guns Prepare for destiny - Super Mario Bros 00:11
Hand out the de evolution guns Prepare for destiny
The name's Mario - Super Mario Bros 00:34
The name's Mario
How would you know Trust me - Super Mario Bros 00:35
How would you know Trust me
Strap your bone on kid We're goin' in - Super Mario Bros 00:06
Strap your bone on kid We're goin' in
You may think of evolution as an upward process - Super Mario Bros 00:36
You may think of evolution as an upward process
Great A building with athlete's foot - Super Mario Bros 00:05
Great A building with athlete's foot
And I mean you know what If you just wanna end this right now - Super Mario Bros 00:15
And I mean you know what If you just wanna end this right...
Glug glug glug glug - Super Mario Bros 00:04
Glug glug glug glug
You know we got a van - Super Mario Bros 00:33
You know we got a van
Luigi Mario - Super Mario Bros 00:17
Luigi Mario
You mean you don't know who your mother and father are neither - Super Mario Bros 00:19
You mean you don't know who your mother and father are...
That way Let's go - Super Mario Bros 00:03
That way Let's go
They say it's dog Don't blow it this time - Super Mario Bros 00:07
They say it's dog Don't blow it this time
Do you eat - Super Mario Bros 00:10
Do you eat
Don't say anything but my boyfriend Mario's right up there - Super Mario Bros 00:11
Don't say anything but my boyfriend Mario's right up there
Don't say anything but my boyfriend Mario's right up there - Super Mario Bros 00:13
Don't say anything but my boyfriend Mario's right up there
Wrong again How many times have we got this wrong - Super Mario Bros 00:24
Wrong again How many times have we got this wrong
Where's the starter on this thing - Super Mario Bros 00:11
Where's the starter on this thing
What's another word that rhymes with dimension - Super Mario Bros 00:07
What's another word that rhymes with dimension
Trust the fungus - Super Mario Bros 00:04
Trust the fungus
Aha Plumbers - Super Mario Bros 00:21
Aha Plumbers
Good Now where's the rock - Super Mario Bros 00:36
Good Now where's the rock
Which way - Super Mario Bros 00:19
Which way
I'll kill that plumber - Super Mario Bros 00:05
I'll kill that plumber
Agh No one touches President Koopa - Super Mario Bros 00:16
Agh No one touches President Koopa
Do you know what I love about mud - Super Mario Bros 00:10
Do you know what I love about mud
How are we gonna get in there - Super Mario Bros 00:15
How are we gonna get in there
Excuse me cousin Hello morons - Super Mario Bros 00:06
Excuse me cousin Hello morons
Everybody's got tap water - Super Mario Bros 00:08
Everybody's got tap water
Hey turn left here - Super Mario Bros 00:08
Hey turn left here
Well it's an honour to meet you sir and a pleasure - Super Mario Bros 00:12
Well it's an honour to meet you sir and a pleasure
Ignatius do you know what the square root of 26 481 is - Super Mario Bros 00:08
Ignatius do you know what the square root of 26 481 is
What single cell organism did you evolve from - Super Mario Bros 00:10
What single cell organism did you evolve from
Man she sure makes an impression - Super Mario Bros 00:05
Man she sure makes an impression
Really I am very disappointed in you cousins - Super Mario Bros 00:10
Really I am very disappointed in you cousins
Anything's possible Mario You just gotta believe - Super Mario Bros 00:05
Anything's possible Mario You just gotta believe
LUIGI I don't know I ain't been to Manhattan in a couple of weeks - Super Mario Bros 00:07
LUIGI I don't know I ain't been to Manhattan in a couple of...
Ignatius do you know what the square root of 26 481 is - Super Mario Bros 00:06
Ignatius do you know what the square root of 26 481 is
Aliens We gotta deal with aliens too - Super Mario Bros 00:09
Aliens We gotta deal with aliens too
A long long time ago the earth was ruled by dinosaurs - Super Mario Bros 00:35
A long long time ago the earth was ruled by dinosaurs
Name Mario - Super Mario Bros 00:20
Name Mario
Give me that devo gun - Super Mario Bros 00:05
Give me that devo gun

Cast

Mario Mario - Bob Hoskins
Luigi Mario - John Leguizamo
King Koopa - Dennis Hopper
Lena - Fiona Shaw
Daniella - Dana Kaminski
Toad - Mojo Nixon
Scapelli - Gianni Russo
King Bowser - Lance Henriksen
Old Lady - Sylvia Harman
Brooklyn Girl - Andrea Powell
Brooklyn Girl - Heather Pendergast
Brooklyn Girl - Melanie Salvatore
Goomba Toad - John Fifer
Sergeant Simon - Don Lake
Hatcheck Girl - Terry Finn
Goomba - Thomas Merdis
Goomba - Michael Lynch
Goomba - Wallace Merck
Nun - Joy Rees
TV Announcer - Robert D. Raiford
Reporter #1 - Harry S. Murphy
Reporter #2 - Patt Noday
Scapelli Bodyguard - Robert Lee Edwards
Scapelli Bodyguard - Ronald Lou Edwards
Pizza Deliveryman - Matthew Zachary Hopkins
James - Preston Lane
Japanese Businessman #1 - Jim Asaki
Japanese Businessman #2 - Matt Nikko
Devo Controller - Kevin West
Devo Technician - Jeffrey Pillars
Creatures - Frank Welker
Narrator - Dan Castellaneta
Chimpanzee - Corey
Goomba - Fred Folger
Singing Waiter - David Kraus
Crazed Lunatic - Ronnie Jay Leipold
Devo Technician - Alan McCoy
Prostitute - Carlene Moore
Brooklyn Girl - Neil Riddaway
Archaeology Student - Joe West