"Super Mario Bros" quotes
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world.
Director: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton
Writer: Parker Bennett, Terry Runte, Ed Solomon
Production: N/A
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 35/100
ImdbRating: 4.1
BoxOffice: $20,915,465
Released: 28 May 1993
Awards: 2 nominations
188 video clips
00:35 A long long time ago the earth was ruled by dinosaurs
00:11 Don't say anything but my boyfriend Mario's right...
00:03 That way Let's go
00:35 How would you know Trust me
00:05 Are they all right Right
00:33 Who's in charge of this hole
00:30 Well not for long
00:06 Give me that devo gun
00:21 Name Mario
00:13 Aliens We gotta deal with aliens too
00:05 Man she sure makes an impression
00:14 Ignatius do you know what the square root of 26 481 is
00:14 LUIGI I don't know I ain't been to Manhattan in a...
00:06 Anything's possible Mario You just gotta believe
00:12 Really I am very disappointed in you cousins
00:10 Do you know what I love about mud
00:10 What single cell organism did you evolve from
00:12 Where's the starter on this thing
00:16 Ignatius do you know what the square root of 26 481 is
00:15 Well it's an honour to meet you sir and a pleasure
00:06 Hey turn left here
00:20 You mean you don't know who your mother and father are...
00:08 Everybody's got tap water
00:06 Excuse me cousin Hello morons
00:11 Wow There were dinosaurs in Brooklyn
00:19 How are we gonna get in there
00:17 Agh No one touches President Koopa
00:08 I'll kill that plumber
00:23 Which way
00:04 Trust the fungus
00:10 What's another word that rhymes with dimension
00:29 Wrong again How many times have we got this wrong
00:12 Do you eat
00:26 Luigi Mario
00:21 Aha Plumbers
00:38 Good Now where's the rock
00:06 I'd call them the Super Mario Brothers
00:40 Don't fight it
00:41 You know we got a van
00:11 Scapelli They beat us to it again
00:13 You're hurting me I'm gonna kill 'em
00:06 Glug glug glug glug
00:25 And I mean you know what If you just wanna end this right...
00:06 Great A building with athlete's foot
00:37 You may think of evolution as an upward process
00:11 Strap your bone on kid We're goin' in
00:44 The name's Mario
00:12 Hand out the de evolution guns Prepare for destiny
00:25 Hey You must be the missing girls from Brooklyn
00:08 Come on girls let's go ALL Who are you
00:16 By the bar That lady with the red spikes who mugged us
00:19 If you two don't start talking we're gonna leave...
00:15 Look look Look another one
00:14 Isn't this a little bit feminine
00:09 You know I read that sea turtles navigate thousands of miles...
00:38 Mario Mario right now on Miraculous World
00:19 What It's trying to communicate
00:15 You boys ain't from around here are ya
00:07 Are you all right
00:52 Look at this place Pathetic It gets worse every day
00:19 These are all strange new species
00:15 I'm back
00:08 My time has come The universe is mine
00:11 Why are you doing this
00:22 Where you going To get the girl
00:24 You must be the great Koopa
00:18 Larry Lazard of Lazard Lazard
00:49 You have let yourself go
00:20 Treat your tools like a friend Keep 'em by you
00:25 What would you do without your big brother huh
00:16 I have just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower
00:11 Sir Sir
00:19 Too late humans
00:12 What do you mean
00:15 Between you and me Spike hasn't got a thought in his...
00:10 Agh You know the law Toad
00:13 You're a lousy leader
00:11 Wow There were dinosaurs in Brooklyn
00:09 Come and get it big boy
00:05 Where's my pizza
00:15 Python Pizza here May I help you
00:08 Greetings from Koopa
00:15 Ow Are you spending money on this stuff
00:10 I'm a vegetarian
00:09 My my Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the nest...
00:05 Mario Brothers Plumbing No leak too small
00:18 How's Daniella
00:26 Are you boys new here in town Lady we're looking for...
00:13 That's Toad Yes
Cast
Mario Mario - Bob Hoskins
Luigi Mario - John Leguizamo
King Koopa - Dennis Hopper
Daisy - Samantha Mathis
Iggy - Fisher Stevens