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Paramedic:
Get me 50 CCs of morphine, shaving cream and a razor. Rabbit:
A razor for what? Paramedic:
To remove the hair off your testicles. I have to stitch you up. Rabbit:
Why would you need to stitch me up? It's like a paper cut. All we need to do is get a little Band-Aid. Hey, guys! Mac:
Happy trails! Captain O'Hagan:
Looks like the roof is getting his nuts shaved after all
Get me 50 CCs of morphine, shaving cream and a razor. Rabbit:
A razor for what? Paramedic:
To remove the hair off your testicles. I have to stitch you up. Rabbit:
Why would you need to stitch me up? It's like a paper cut. All we need to do is get a little Band-Aid. Hey, guys! Mac:
Happy trails! Captain O'Hagan:
Looks like the roof is getting his nuts shaved after all
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Movie Summary
When a border dispute arises between the U.S. and Canada, the Super Troopers are tasked with establishing a Highway Patrol station in the disputed area.


