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"Super Troopers" quotes

Super Troopers poster
Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime.

Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Writer: Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, mystery
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $18,492,362
Released: 15 Feb 2002
Awards: 1 win

108 video clips

Captain O'haganMacFarvaThornyCaptain O'haganFosterLarry JohnsonDimpus Burger GuyCollege Boy 3Banquet Bartender (as Rich Perello)RabbitUrsulaCollege Boy 2College Boy 1German WomanGerman ManComplaining FanLocal Officer Rando
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I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy - Super Troopers 00:16 I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy All right meow where were we Are you saying 'meow' - Super Troopers 00:35 All right meow where were we Are you saying 'meow' Let me guess - Super Troopers 00:29 Let me guess Hey Farva - Super Troopers 00:14 Hey Farva License and registration chicken fucker Brawwk - Super Troopers 00:07 License and registration chicken fucker Brawwk I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like - Super Troopers 00:06 I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells... Bear Bear fucker Yeah Yeah - Super Troopers 00:10 Bear Bear fucker Yeah Yeah How are you feelin' there Mac Good - Super Troopers 00:07 How are you feelin' there Mac Good I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamole - Super Troopers 00:18 I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no... It stinks like sex in here - Super Troopers 00:04 It stinks like sex in here We're like the sons you never had If you were my son Mac - Super Troopers 00:11 We're like the sons you never had If you were my son... Desperation is a stinky cologne John - Super Troopers 00:06 Desperation is a stinky cologne John Littering and uh Littering and uh - Super Troopers 00:17 Littering and uh Littering and uh Listen you seem like a really nice guy - Super Troopers 00:05 Listen you seem like a really nice guy You know there was a time we'd take a guy like you - Super Troopers 00:08 You know there was a time we'd take a guy like you Hey Captain Bulletproof cup huh - Super Troopers 00:23 Hey Captain Bulletproof cup huh Are you okay Yeah sure - Super Troopers 00:21 Are you okay Yeah sure Do I look like a cat to you boy - Super Troopers 00:15 Do I look like a cat to you boy Who can say 'meow' the most - Super Troopers 00:17 Who can say 'meow' the most I can't make 'em speed Try hidin' - Super Troopers 00:05 I can't make 'em speed Try hidin' I'm sorry Bruce These boys get that syrup in them - Super Troopers 00:08 I'm sorry Bruce These boys get that syrup in them Oh God Please don't shoot me I I'm naked - Super Troopers 00:36 Oh God Please don't shoot me I I'm naked Mac Attack Wanna go punch for punch - Super Troopers 00:13 Mac Attack Wanna go punch for punch It's really funny Cap It's Afghanistanimation - Super Troopers 00:05 It's really funny Cap It's Afghanistanimation Foster where are your shoes What are you - Super Troopers 00:10 Foster where are your shoes What are you Guess that's it for the old locker - Super Troopers 00:09 Guess that's it for the old locker All right Who wants a mustache ride - Super Troopers 00:10 All right Who wants a mustache ride Look at yourselves - Super Troopers 00:35 Look at yourselves I get it It's Rabbit's Oh look a bar of soap - Super Troopers 00:28 I get it It's Rabbit's Oh look a bar of soap Yeah I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do - Super Troopers 00:33 Yeah I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do 'Due to our tight fiscal situation - Super Troopers 00:24 'Due to our tight fiscal situation Okay silly dilly dokey o I'm an idiot - Super Troopers 00:07 Okay silly dilly dokey o I'm an idiot And that was the second time I got crabs - Super Troopers 00:05 And that was the second time I got crabs How are you shootin' today Thorn - Super Troopers 00:13 How are you shootin' today Thorn You know how fast you were goin' - Super Troopers 00:10 You know how fast you were goin' I'm freakin' out man - Super Troopers 00:09 I'm freakin' out man I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and uh - Super Troopers 00:13 I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and uh Littering and smoking the reefer - Super Troopers 00:13 Littering and smoking the reefer I'm glad you called Listen I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup - Super Troopers 00:13 I'm glad you called Listen I have Bobby the Baboon in... Say 'Car Ramrod ' - Super Troopers 00:03 Say 'Car Ramrod ' I'm sorry about the delousing Rod - Super Troopers 00:15 I'm sorry about the delousing Rod Hey I'll touch you - Super Troopers 00:20 Hey I'll touch you Move that gigantic cotton candy - Super Troopers 00:09 Move that gigantic cotton candy The snozberries taste like snozberries - Super Troopers 00:06 The snozberries taste like snozberries Enhance Enhance - Super Troopers 00:08 Enhance Enhance What did you find out at the weigh station - Super Troopers 00:07 What did you find out at the weigh station No man I'm just saying' I'm sayin' if if you own - Super Troopers 00:13 No man I'm just saying' I'm sayin' if if... And uh we have identified the dead woman - Super Troopers 00:06 And uh we have identified the dead woman You put in for a transfer yet Ugh - Super Troopers 00:11 You put in for a transfer yet Ugh Hey Rabbit Yeah I know 'You got - Super Troopers 00:08 Hey Rabbit Yeah I know 'You got Where you boys headed Canada - Super Troopers 00:14 Where you boys headed Canada That's it you're off the road Never again - Super Troopers 00:23 That's it you're off the road Never again Mike you didn't eat both those bags did you - Super Troopers 00:04 Mike you didn't eat both those bags did you You know if you were my wife - Super Troopers 00:10 You know if you were my wife You know what this is A chamois cloth - Super Troopers 00:12 You know what this is A chamois cloth Because you crapped on my heart - Super Troopers 00:04 Because you crapped on my heart So So hey what's goin' on - Super Troopers 00:07 So So hey what's goin' on Who wants cream - Super Troopers 00:08 Who wants cream Gimme a uh liter of cola - Super Troopers 00:24 Gimme a uh liter of cola Holy shit It's a cool Winnebago - Super Troopers 00:07 Holy shit It's a cool Winnebago I just must have dazed out and well - Super Troopers 00:04 I just must have dazed out and well See if they got any chocolate bananas Foster - Super Troopers 00:05 See if they got any chocolate bananas Foster This thing with Farva screwed our pooch - Super Troopers 00:07 This thing with Farva screwed our pooch Why don't you guys split it - Super Troopers 00:08 Why don't you guys split it What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella - Super Troopers 00:34 What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella When you gotta go you gotta go - Super Troopers 00:05 When you gotta go you gotta go I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that - Super Troopers 00:06 I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to... Hello You boys like Mexico - Super Troopers 00:10 Hello You boys like Mexico Yeah His shenanigans are cruel and tragic - Super Troopers 00:06 Yeah His shenanigans are cruel and tragic You must have eaten like a hundred bucks worth of pot - Super Troopers 00:09 You must have eaten like a hundred bucks worth of pot Come in Radio Don't call me Radio Unit 91 - Super Troopers 00:12 Come in Radio Don't call me Radio Unit 91 A number one top gun cadets - Super Troopers 00:14 A number one top gun cadets See a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their - Super Troopers 00:22 See a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their Unit 91 come in 91 Unit 91 come in 91 - Super Troopers 00:09 Unit 91 come in 91 Unit 91 come in 91 What are you I'm a cop What are you - Super Troopers 00:18 What are you I'm a cop What are you Do we look like the two dumbest guys - Super Troopers 00:05 Do we look like the two dumbest guys Yeah His shenanigans are cruel and tragic - Super Troopers 00:15 Yeah His shenanigans are cruel and tragic Ah biker I'm an idiot - Super Troopers 00:06 Ah biker I'm an idiot You know you can't tell anybody about this - Super Troopers 00:07 You know you can't tell anybody about this Ursula what the fuck There's no T P in the bathroom - Super Troopers 00:29 Ursula what the fuck There's no T P in the bathroom Mother of God - Super Troopers 00:04 Mother of God You smell somethin' Rabbit Fear - Super Troopers 00:05 You smell somethin' Rabbit Fear Yeah Well Cagney and Lacey were women - Super Troopers 00:07 Yeah Well Cagney and Lacey were women Canadian grass Ah - Super Troopers 00:05 Canadian grass Ah So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire - Super Troopers 00:06 So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award... No Farva you are under arrest for being a total - Super Troopers 00:06 No Farva you are under arrest for being a total Cap you know I'm cool but I can take no responsibility - Super Troopers 00:06 Cap you know I'm cool but I can take no responsibility You wanna take this one Rod - Super Troopers 00:07 You wanna take this one Rod One two three do it - Super Troopers 00:10 One two three do it
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Cast

College Boy 1 - André Vippolis
College Boy 2 - Joey Kern
College Boy 3 - Geoffrey Arend
Rabbit - Erik Stolhanske
Thorny - Jay Chandrasekhar
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