... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
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Farva:
Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. Dimpus Burger Guy:
[into mic]
Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop. Farva:
What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? Dimpus Burger Guy:
No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into mic] Dimpus Burger Guy:
Don't spit in that cop's burger. Farva:
Yeah, thanks. Second Dimpus Guy:
Roger, holding the spit. Farva:
Gimme a pie... apple. Dimpus Burger Guy:
Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva. [pause] Dimpus Burger Guy:
Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents? Farva:
Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? Dimpus Burger Guy:
It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get. Thorny:
Look, kid, he doesn't want it. Farva:
I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it! Dimpus Burger Guy:
Uhh, right. Beverage? Farva:
Gimme a litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy:
What? Farva:
[Annoyed]
A litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy:
[into mic]
Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? Thorny:
Will you just order a large, Farva? Farva:
I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! Dimpus Burger Guy:
[to Farva]
I don't know what that is! Farva:
[slowly starts shouting]
Litre is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] Farva:
... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. Dimpus Burger Guy:
[into mic]
Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop. Farva:
What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? Dimpus Burger Guy:
No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into mic] Dimpus Burger Guy:
Don't spit in that cop's burger. Farva:
Yeah, thanks. Second Dimpus Guy:
Roger, holding the spit. Farva:
Gimme a pie... apple. Dimpus Burger Guy:
Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva. [pause] Dimpus Burger Guy:
Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents? Farva:
Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? Dimpus Burger Guy:
It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get. Thorny:
Look, kid, he doesn't want it. Farva:
I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it! Dimpus Burger Guy:
Uhh, right. Beverage? Farva:
Gimme a litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy:
What? Farva:
[Annoyed]
A litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy:
[into mic]
Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? Thorny:
Will you just order a large, Farva? Farva:
I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! Dimpus Burger Guy:
[to Farva]
I don't know what that is! Farva:
[slowly starts shouting]
Litre is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] Farva:
... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
Full Transcript
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Let me guess
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You just humped the mayor's wife and burnt down City Hall
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I'll do you one better Captain
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So I'm walkin' down by the local police station
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minding my own business
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But there's something funny in the air
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I feel like I just gotta get into that Winnebago
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So after I jimmy the door I do a quick recon
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Bullshit
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I can see there's something not right about that bed
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So I busted it in Bullshit
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Movie Summary
Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime.
Actors
Farva
Dimpus Burger Guy
Thorny
Captain O'hagan
