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Officer Smy:
[to Ursula]
If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two. [to Foster] Officer Smy:
Hey douche bag. Foster:
[to Ursula]
If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep. Ursula:
Nice try
[to Ursula]
If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two. [to Foster] Officer Smy:
Hey douche bag. Foster:
[to Ursula]
If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep. Ursula:
Nice try
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You know if you were my wife
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I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep
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Nice try
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Movie Summary
Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime.

