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"Superbad" quotes

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Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Director: Greg Mottola
Writer: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $121,463,226
Released: 17 Aug 2007
Awards: 11 wins & 24 nominations

178 video clips

FogellSethEvanBeccaOfficer MichaelsOld LadyJulesOfficer SlaterJesseGreg The Soccer PlayerGym TeacherGood Shopper CashierFrancis The DriverTeacherMarkShirleyGood Shopper SecurityLiquor Store ClerkHomeless GuyParty Teenager #1Scarlett BrightonPeriod Blood Girl
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Look at those nipples - Superbad 01:30 Look at those nipples Hell yeah we should get some road beers - Superbad 00:15 Hell yeah we should get some road beers Your little sister - Superbad 00:23 Your little sister I didn't realize that - Superbad 00:55 I didn't realize that I don't know why - Superbad 05:03 I don't know why Where have you been - Superbad 00:38 Where have you been If you were a man - Superbad 00:12 If you were a man Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law - Superbad 00:08 Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law They said that would happen in health class - Superbad 00:12 They said that would happen in health class I was so shit faced last night - Superbad 00:13 I was so shit faced last night You scratch our backs - Superbad 00:10 You scratch our backs I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby - Superbad 00:11 I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you... You dropped your purse - Superbad 00:21 You dropped your purse Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy - Superbad 00:14 Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy How is it going with the ladies - Superbad 00:16 How is it going with the ladies He assaulted the customer - Superbad 00:30 He assaulted the customer What's it like to have a gun - Superbad 00:06 What's it like to have a gun That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life - Superbad 00:08 That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard... Don't tell Fogell about the party - Superbad 00:14 Don't tell Fogell about the party Why don't you go piss your pants - Superbad 00:13 Why don't you go piss your pants Shut the fuck up - Superbad 00:17 Shut the fuck up Fuck this man You're just gonna bail on me - Superbad 00:13 Fuck this man You're just gonna bail on me Were you violating that young girl - Superbad 00:08 Were you violating that young girl Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam - Superbad 00:06 Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam How old are you - Superbad 00:19 How old are you Its like a three thing - Superbad 00:06 Its like a three thing You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy - Superbad 00:15 You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking... What's your real name - Superbad 00:10 What's your real name Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law - Superbad 00:08 Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law Old enough for what - Superbad 00:20 Old enough for what We should be guiding his cock - Superbad 00:10 We should be guiding his cock I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops - Superbad 00:08 I don't understand why you we're smoking... I got a boner Good - Superbad 00:15 I got a boner Good Have you ever looked into his eyes - Superbad 00:22 Have you ever looked into his eyes Shit The cops - Superbad 00:09 Shit The cops The male camel toe - Superbad 00:12 The male camel toe She wants to suck on your penis - Superbad 00:19 She wants to suck on your penis You guys on MySpace - Superbad 00:11 You guys on MySpace I heard she got breast reduction surgery - Superbad 00:11 I heard she got breast reduction surgery McLovin McLovin McLovin - Superbad 00:14 McLovin McLovin McLovin I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag - Superbad 00:08 I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday - Superbad 00:28 Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday You know how many foods are shaped like dicks - Superbad 00:06 You know how many foods are shaped like dicks An expert on the stuff - Superbad 00:37 An expert on the stuff I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream - Superbad 00:16 I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream It's not just making them smaller - Superbad 00:12 It's not just making them smaller I so flirt with you in math - Superbad 00:13 I so flirt with you in math I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it - Superbad 00:06 I don't understand why you have to be such a little... What are you doing - Superbad 00:36 What are you doing I'm assuming you all have guns and crack - Superbad 00:06 I'm assuming you all have guns and crack I am gonna give you - Superbad 00:14 I am gonna give you Spread your shit - Superbad 00:12 Spread your shit That's what I was afraid of - Superbad 00:17 That's what I was afraid of So it's just McLovin - Superbad 00:08 So it's just McLovin Get into the game - Superbad 00:36 Get into the game Momma's making a pubie salad - Superbad 00:11 Momma's making a pubie salad Chica chica Yeah Fake ID Fake ID I'm tight - Superbad 00:11 Chica chica Yeah Fake ID Fake ID I'm tight She wants to fuck me - Superbad 00:16 She wants to fuck me You just cock blocked McLovin - Superbad 00:05 You just cock blocked McLovin Hey hey It's you - Superbad 00:07 Hey hey It's you Just be careful - Superbad 00:07 Just be careful This plan's been fucked since Jump Street - Superbad 00:05 This plan's been fucked since Jump Street But she's never here - Superbad 00:43 But she's never here I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops - Superbad 00:11 I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes... Where's all the stolen liquor Did you hide it up your butt - Superbad 00:07 Where's all the stolen liquor Did you hide it up your... I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca - Superbad 00:10 I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca Yeah Good shit right Miroki - Superbad 00:08 Yeah Good shit right Miroki Everything's great just from he This just like right there - Superbad 00:06 Everything's great just from he This just like right... Whats it look like - Superbad 00:05 Whats it look like What the hell is this - Superbad 00:12 What the hell is this They should be suckin' on my ball sack - Superbad 00:08 They should be suckin' on my ball sack What the fuck - Superbad 00:08 What the fuck I'm picking out my classes for next year - Superbad 00:25 I'm picking out my classes for next year Is there a problem here - Superbad 00:23 Is there a problem here Fuck man So what the fuck do you want - Superbad 00:08 Fuck man So what the fuck do you want Yeah Fifth and Paysview Hurry - Superbad 00:11 Yeah Fifth and Paysview Hurry Why would you park in the staff parking lot - Superbad 00:15 Why would you park in the staff parking lot Shit The cops - Superbad 00:09 Shit The cops Can we shoot at it - Superbad 00:09 Can we shoot at it I never had a choice - Superbad 00:11 I never had a choice He's the fastest kid alive - Superbad 00:06 He's the fastest kid alive Fuck my life - Superbad 00:07 Fuck my life It's just beer - Superbad 00:20 It's just beer Because I'll do anything - Superbad 00:13 Because I'll do anything When I first joined the force - Superbad 00:38 When I first joined the force Fogell's a badass - Superbad 00:07 Fogell's a badass Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times - Superbad 00:10 Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times Don't worry about it - Superbad 00:08 Don't worry about it For you - Superbad 00:08 For you
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Cast

Seth - Jonah Hill
Evan - Michael Cera
Fogell - Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Officer Slater - Bill Hader
Officer Michaels - Seth Rogen
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