"Superbad" quotes

Superbad poster
Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Director: Greg Mottola
Writer: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $121,463,226
Released: 17 Aug 2007
Awards: 11 wins & 24 nominations

100 Clips

Why don't you just wear what you wore to school - Superbad 00:13
Why don't you just wear what you wore to school
This whole thing is bigger than you Fogell - Superbad 00:31
This whole thing is bigger than you Fogell
We  will  shoot you - Superbad 00:06
We will shoot you
SINGING PANAMA - Superbad 00:05
SINGING PANAMA
Why don't you just wear what you wore to school - Superbad 00:13
Why don't you just wear what you wore to school
Stop what your are doing at once - Superbad 00:09
Stop what your are doing at once
What the fuck happened - Superbad 00:05
What the fuck happened
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock - Superbad 00:08
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock
Break yourself - Superbad 00:06
Break yourself
You look like Pinocchio - Superbad 00:07
You look like Pinocchio
The Vag Tastic Voyage - Superbad 00:15
The Vag Tastic Voyage
For you - Superbad 00:08
For you
Don't worry about it - Superbad 00:08
Don't worry about it
Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times - Superbad 00:10
Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times
Fogell's a badass - Superbad 00:07
Fogell's a badass
When I first joined the force - Superbad 00:38
When I first joined the force
Because I'll do anything - Superbad 00:13
Because I'll do anything
It's just beer - Superbad 00:20
It's just beer
Fuck my life - Superbad 00:07
Fuck my life
He's the fastest kid alive - Superbad 00:06
He's the fastest kid alive
I never had a choice - Superbad 00:11
I never had a choice
Can we shoot at it - Superbad 00:09
Can we shoot at it
Shit The cops - Superbad 00:09
Shit The cops
Why would you park in the staff parking lot - Superbad 00:15
Why would you park in the staff parking lot
Yeah Fifth and Paysview Hurry - Superbad 00:11
Yeah Fifth and Paysview Hurry
Fuck man So what the fuck do you want - Superbad 00:08
Fuck man So what the fuck do you want
Is there a problem here - Superbad 00:23
Is there a problem here
I'm picking out my classes for next year - Superbad 00:25
I'm picking out my classes for next year
What the fuck - Superbad 00:08
What the fuck
They should be suckin' on my ball sack - Superbad 00:08
They should be suckin' on my ball sack
What the hell is this - Superbad 00:12
What the hell is this
Whats it look like - Superbad 00:05
Whats it look like
Everything's great just from he This just like right there - Superbad 00:06
Everything's great just from he This just like right there
Yeah Good shit right Miroki - Superbad 00:08
Yeah Good shit right Miroki
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca - Superbad 00:10
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca
Where's all the stolen liquor Did you hide it up your butt - Superbad 00:07
Where's all the stolen liquor Did you hide it up your butt
I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops - Superbad 00:11
I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with...
But she's never here - Superbad 00:43
But she's never here
This plan's been fucked since Jump Street - Superbad 00:05
This plan's been fucked since Jump Street
Just be careful - Superbad 00:07
Just be careful
Hey hey It's you - Superbad 00:07
Hey hey It's you
You just cock blocked McLovin - Superbad 00:05
You just cock blocked McLovin
She wants to fuck me - Superbad 00:16
She wants to fuck me
Chica chica Yeah Fake ID Fake ID I'm tight - Superbad 00:11
Chica chica Yeah Fake ID Fake ID I'm tight
Momma's making a pubie salad - Superbad 00:11
Momma's making a pubie salad
Get into the game - Superbad 00:36
Get into the game
So it's just McLovin - Superbad 00:08
So it's just McLovin
That's what I was afraid of - Superbad 00:17
That's what I was afraid of
Spread your shit - Superbad 00:12
Spread your shit
I am gonna give you - Superbad 00:14
I am gonna give you
I'm assuming you all have guns and crack - Superbad 00:06
I'm assuming you all have guns and crack
What are you doing - Superbad 00:36
What are you doing
I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it - Superbad 00:06
I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch...
I  so  flirt with you in math - Superbad 00:13
I so flirt with you in math
It's not just making them smaller - Superbad 00:12
It's not just making them smaller
I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream - Superbad 00:16
I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream
An expert on the stuff - Superbad 00:37
An expert on the stuff
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks - Superbad 00:06
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks
Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday - Superbad 00:28
Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday
I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag - Superbad 00:08
I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag
McLovin McLovin McLovin - Superbad 00:14
McLovin McLovin McLovin
I heard she got breast reduction surgery - Superbad 00:11
I heard she got breast reduction surgery
You guys on MySpace - Superbad 00:11
You guys on MySpace
She wants to suck on your penis - Superbad 00:19
She wants to suck on your penis
The male camel toe - Superbad 00:12
The male camel toe
Shit The cops - Superbad 00:09
Shit The cops
Have you ever looked into his eyes - Superbad 00:22
Have you ever looked into his eyes
I got a boner Good - Superbad 00:15
I got a boner Good
I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops - Superbad 00:08
I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with...
We should be guiding his cock - Superbad 00:10
We should be guiding his cock
Old enough for what - Superbad 00:20
Old enough for what
Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law - Superbad 00:08
Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law
What's your real name - Superbad 00:10
What's your real name
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy - Superbad 00:15
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy
Its like a three thing - Superbad 00:06
Its like a three thing
How old are you - Superbad 00:19
How old are you
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam - Superbad 00:06
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam
Were you violating that young girl - Superbad 00:08
Were you violating that young girl
Fuck this man You're just gonna bail on me - Superbad 00:13
Fuck this man You're just gonna bail on me
Shut the fuck up - Superbad 00:17
Shut the fuck up
Why don't you go piss your pants - Superbad 00:13
Why don't you go piss your pants
Don't tell Fogell about the party - Superbad 00:14
Don't tell Fogell about the party
That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life - Superbad 00:08
That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my...
What's it like to have a gun - Superbad 00:06
What's it like to have a gun
He assaulted the customer - Superbad 00:30
He assaulted the customer
How is it going with the ladies - Superbad 00:16
How is it going with the ladies
Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy - Superbad 00:14
Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy
You dropped your purse - Superbad 00:21
You dropped your purse
I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby - Superbad 00:11
I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you...
You scratch our backs - Superbad 00:10
You scratch our backs
I was so shit faced last night - Superbad 00:13
I was so shit faced last night
They said that would happen in health class - Superbad 00:12
They said that would happen in health class
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law - Superbad 00:08
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law
If you were a man - Superbad 00:12
If you were a man
Where have you been - Superbad 00:38
Where have you been
I don't know why - Superbad 05:03
I don't know why
I didn't realize that - Superbad 00:55
I didn't realize that
Your little sister - Superbad 00:23
Your little sister
Hell yeah we should get some road beers - Superbad 00:15
Hell yeah we should get some road beers
Look at those nipples - Superbad 01:30
Look at those nipples

Cast

Seth - Jonah Hill
Officer Slater - Bill Hader
Officer Michaels - Seth Rogen
Jules - Emma Stone
Nicola - Aviva Baumann
Francis the Driver - Joe Lo Truglio
Homeless Guy - Clement Blake
Liquor Store Cashier - Erica Vittina Phillips
Liquor Store Clerk - Joe Nunez
Greg the Soccer Player - Dave Franco
Shirley - Laura Seay
Miroki - Roger Iwami
Prosthetic Leg Kid (as Clint Mabry) - John Clint Mabry
Evan's Mom - Stacy Edwards
Father with Bat - Mark Rogen
Good Shopper Cashier - Charlie Hartsock
Old Lady - Dona Hardy
Good Shopper Security - Charley Rossman
Period Blood Girl - Carla Gallo
Quince Danbury - Ben Best
Tut Long John Silver - Jody Hill
Patrick Manchester - Kevin Breznahan
Benji Austin - David Krumholtz
Billy Baybridge - Mousa Kraish
Coffee Fairmount - Nicholas Jasenovec
James Masselin - Martin Starr
Wild Bill Cherry (as Keith Joseph Loneker) - Keith Loneker
Kane Cloverdale (as Matthew McKane) - Matt McKane
Scarlett Brighton - Lauren Miller Rogen
Tiger Greendragon - Peter Salett
Muffin Selby - Rakefet Abergel
Mrs. Hayworth - Brooke Dillman
Gym Teacher - Michael Naughton
Math Teacher - Steve Bannos
Young Seth - Casey Margolis
Young Becca - Laura Marano
Vagtastic Voyager - Matthew Bass
Vagtastic Voyage Girl - Aurora Snow
Vagtastic Voyage Girl - Jenna Haze
Bartender - Ted Haigh
Bus Driver - Michael Fennessey
Elementary Principal - Brian Huskey
Party Teenager - Clark Duke
Party Teenager - Stephen Borrello IV
Party Teenager - Naathan Phan
Teacher - Pamella D'Pella
Gloomy passenger - Libby A. Adams
Party Girl - Vanessa Athens
Jesse's Friend - Georgio Balistreri
Partygoer - Darya Balyura
Bully at the Party - Sunny Byrd
Math Student - Stacy Choe
Sgt. Ben Mitchell - Bob Cryer
Seth's Friend - Ryan de Quintal
Seth's Father - Joseph DeLuca
Irritating Kid - Mikey Evgen
Jules's Friend - Erica Ford
Drunk Dude - Clayton Frey
Pepsi Cheyenne - Chelsey Goodan
Shrink - Marc Grapey
Party Girl - Carrie Keagan
Doorman - Stephen Kearin
Party Guy - Jordan Knudson
Wesley Lerwill - Wesley Lerwill
Party Guest - Jill Maddrell
Buddy at Party - Danny McBride
Party Guest - Rory Naughton
Party Guest - Stephen P. Nick
Party Guest - Cortney Palm
Party Guest - Nichol Pederson
Party Teen - Laura Penn
Adult Partygoer - Mark Provencher
Partygoer - Amy Schloerb
Student - Calvin Sykes
Man at Bar - John Tremaine
Home Economics Student - Gregory Adam Wallace
Dancing Party Girl - Amanda Zubillaga