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But it was only one guy

But it was only one guy.- Only one guy? Shit. How am I supposed tofind one guy? This job...

Superbad • 2007

But it was only one guy.- Only one guy? Shit. How am I supposed tofind one guy? This job really isn't how, you know,shows like CSI make it out to be. When I first joined the force, I assumedthere was semen on everything......and there was some, like,huge semen database......that had every bad guy's semen in it.There isn't. That doesn't exist. I often go to sleep and dream ofwaking up in a world where......everything's covered in semen.- I mean, who doesn't? It'd be nice.Like that crime scene today. If the man had ejaculatedand then punched you......we'd have a shot at catching him. - No way.- Just punched in the face, no semen. - No semen.- Story of my life

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But it was only one guy Only one guy Shit

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How am I supposed to find one guy

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This job really isn't how you know shows like CSI make it out to be

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When I first joined the force I assumed there was semen on everything

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and there was some like huge semen database

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that had every bad guy's semen in it There isn't That doesn't exist

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I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where

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everything's covered in semen I mean who doesn't

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It'd be nice Like that crime scene today

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If the man had ejaculated and then punched you

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we'd have a shot at catching him

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No way Just punched in the face no semen

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No semen Story of my life

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ليس أنا إني بحاجة لخصيتي للعديد من الأمور

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نريد مشروبات روحية

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كلا بل أنت بحاجة لها أنا لا أحتاجها سأصارح بيكا بشعوري

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عندها ربما ضاجعتني لن أسكرها حتى تفقد وعيها

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حقا فلماذا لم تقدم على أية خطوة أيها المخنث

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لأنني أحترمها ست لن أمارس عليها هذا النوع من الضغط الظالم مفهوم

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هيا الآن لست أرى أية مشكلة هنا لنفعل ذلك

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سنرحل هؤلاء قد يقتلوننا أتريد أن تقتل لأجل الكحول

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كلا لكن قد أتعرض للقتل لأجل الجنس دونما سؤال

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دعك من هذا

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هل ستتخلى عني

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أنا منصرف

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فاجر لعين

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تحركوا

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شكرا أحب هذا المكان

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На мен топките си ми трябват

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И алкохолът ни трябва На мен не ми трябва

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Ще призная на Бека какво изпитвам И може би тя ще ми пусне

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Няма да я напивам

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Така ли И защо не й каза досега

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Защото я уважавам Сет Не искам да я притискам

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Не виждам проблем Да го направим

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Тези типове ще ни убият Искаш да умреш за пиене

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Не но съм готов да умра на секундата за секс

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Майната му Ще ме зарежеш

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Тръгвам си Мамка му

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Направете път

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Благодаря Готино местенце

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Já mám svý koule rád budou se mi hodit

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Potřebujem chlast

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Já to s Beccou zvládnu i bez něj

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Třeba mi dá i tak Nechci ji opít do němoty

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Tak proč ses k ničemu nerozhoupal

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Protože si jí vážím Nechci si vymejšlet žádný obezličky

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Já v tom problém nevidím

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Padáme Nebo se chceš dát oddělat kvůli chlastu

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Ale za slušnej šoust klidně

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Já na to jebu To mě v tom necháš

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Já jdu Čuráku

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Z cesty

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Díky Tady to zbožňuju

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Pas moi Mes couilles me sont très utiles

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On a besoin de l'alcool Toi pas moi

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Je dirai à Becca ce que je ressens

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Elle voudra peut être même sobre

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Pourquoi t'as jamais rien tenté p'tite bite

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Parce que je la respecte Je vais pas abuser d'elle

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C'est sans risque on y va

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Ce sont des tueurs Tu veux mourir pour de l'alcool

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Non mais je veux bien mourir pour de la chatte

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Va te faire foutre

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Tu me lâches

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Je m'en vais

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Salope

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Dégagez

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Merci

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J'adore cet endroit

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Ich nicht Ich brauch meine Eier noch für diverse andere Dinge

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Wir brauchen den Alk Du vielleicht Ich nicht

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Ich sag Becca was ich für sie empfinde und dann klappt's vielleicht

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Ich werd sie nicht abfüllen bis sie ins Koma fällt

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Ach ehrlich Und warum hast du nie was versucht du Pussi

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Weil ich sie respektiere und ich hab nicht vor sie unter Druck zu setzen

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Wo liegt hier das Problem Wir sollten es tun

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Wir gehen Die Kerle bringen uns um Willst du für Alkohol sterben

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Nein aber ich sterbe für Muschis Ohne Frage jederzeit

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Du kannst mich mal Lässt du mich hängen Mann

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Ich verschwinde Blöder Pisser

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Platz da Leute

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Danke Ich liebe diese Kneipe

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Εγώ τα χρειάζομαι τα καρύδια μου

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Χρειαζόμαστε τα ποτά Εσύ όχι εγώ

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Θα πω στην Μπέκα πώς αισθάνομαι Και ίσως το κάνει μαζί μου

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Δεν θέλω να την μεθύσω

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Τότε γιατί δεν της την έπεσες ποτέ

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Επειδή την σέβομαι Σεθ Δεν θέλω να την πιέσω εντάξει

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Δεν βλέπω πρόβλημα ας το κάνουμε

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Θα φύγουμε εντάξει Θες να πεθάνεις για λίγα ποτά

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'Οχι αλλά θα θυσιαζόμουν για να πηδήξω χωρίς δισταγμό

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Χέσ' το φίλε Θα με παρατήσεις

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Φεύγω Παλιομαλάκα

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Κουνηθείτε

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Ευχαριστώ Λατρεύω αυτό το μέρος

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לא אני אני צריך את הביצים שלי בשביל הרבה דברים

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אנחנו חייבים את האלכוהול הזה לא אתה חייב אותו

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אני לא חייב אותו אני אגיד לבקה מה אני מרגיש

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ואולי היא תהיה איתי אני לא הולך להשקות אותה בטרוף

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באמת אז איך זה שעוד לא התחלת איתה יא נקבה

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כי יש לי כבוד אליה סת' אני לא הולך להפעיל עליה כזה לחץ הבנת

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אני לא רואה מה הבעיה בוא נעשה את זה וזהו

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אנחנו הולכים הם מסוגלים להרוג אותנו רוצה למות בשביל אלכוהול

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לא אבל בשביל כוס כן אין שאלה בכלל

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אין מצב אחי

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אתה הולך לנטוש אותי

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אני הולך

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מזדיין

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תתפזרו רבותיי

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תודה רבה לכם

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מת על המקום הזה

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म नह च हत म झ अपन ग ल य च ह ए बह त स क म क ल ए

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हम शर ब च ह ए त म ह च ह ए म झ नह

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म ब क क अपन ब त बत द ग ह सकत ह व म झ समझ ल

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म उस शर ब प ल कर नश म ध त त नह करन च हत

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ओह व क ई फ र त म कभ आग क य नह बढ क यर

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क य क म उसक इज ज त करत ह स थ म उसप न ज यज दब व नह ड ल ग

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म झ क ई पर श न नह द ख रह चल य ल ल त ह

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हम चल रह ह समझ त म शर ब क ल ए मरन च हत ह

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नह पर च त क ल ए मर सकत ह ब न क स सव ल क

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बस कर य र त म म झ छ ड रह ह

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म ज रह ह कम न

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हट ल ग

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श क र य ओह य जगह बह त अच छ ह

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Nem mondok le a golyóimról

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És a pia Nekem nem kell

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Őszinte leszek Beccához Talán szesz nélkül is bejövök neki

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Nem fogom szarrá itatni

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Igen Akkor eddig miért nem hajtottál rá

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Mert tisztelem Nem fair leitatni

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Mi a gond Fogjuk és vigyük

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Az arcok simán kinyírnak bennünket

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Nem kérdés a pináért a halált is bevállalom

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Hülye állat Lelépsz

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Igen Rohadék

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Félre emberek

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Köszönöm Imádom ezt a helyet

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Tapi itu hanya 1 orang 1 orang Sial

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Bagaimana aku bisa menemukan satu pria

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Pekerjaan ini bukan tentang bagaimana Acara seperti CSI telah menunjukkannya

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Ketika pertama bergabung dengan pasukan aku berasumsi ada sperma dalam segala hal

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Dan ada beberapa seperti Database sperma yang besar

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Sperma setiap penjahat di dalamnya Tidak ada Itu tidak pernah ada

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Aku sering pergi tidur dan bermimpi bangun di dunia di mana

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Semuanya tercakup dalam sperma Maksudku siapa yang tidak begitu

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Itu menyenangkan Seperti TKP hari ini

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Jika pria itu ejakulasi dan kemudian meninjumu

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Kami punya senjata untuk menangkapnya

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Tidak mungkin Hanya diwajah bukan sperma

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Tidak ada sperma Itu kisah hidupku

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Io no Le palle mi servono per tante cose

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Ci servono gli alcolici A te A me no

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Dirò a Becca quello che provo Forse si metterà con me

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Non la farò sbronzare fino a farle perdere la testa

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Davvero Allora perché non hai mai fatto una mossa

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Perché la rispetto Io non le metterò pressione

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Non vedo il problema Facciamolo

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Ce ne andiamo Vuoi farti uccidere per dell'alcol

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No ma mi farei uccidere per un po' di passera senza dubbio

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Lasciamo perdere amico Vuoi abbandonarmi

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Io me ne vado Fottuto stronzo

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Spostatevi gente

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Grazie Oh adoro questo posto

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Jaja są mi potrzebne

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Potrzebna to jest wóda Tobie

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Powiem Rebece co do niej czuję Może coś z tego będzie

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Wcale nie chcę jej upijać

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Poważnie Dotąd jakoś do niej nie uderzyłeś

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Bo ją szanuję I nie chcę jej popędzać

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Gdzie ty widzisz problem

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Chcesz umrzeć za parę flaszek

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Nie ale za seks bez gadania

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Pieprzę to Zostawiasz mnie

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Idę Sukinsyn

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Z drogi

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Dzięki Kocham to miejsce

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Я не хочу Мне дороги мои яйца

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Но нам нужна выпивка Нет Тебе нужна Не мне

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Я просто скажу Бекке о своих чувствах

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и возможно она со мной переспит Я не стану ее спаивать

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Правда Так почему же ты не сделал этого раньше слизняк

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Потому что я уважаю ее

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Я не стану давить на нее это нечестно

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Брось Не понимаю в чем проблема Давай сделаем это

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Все мы уходим пока они нас не убили Ты готов погибнуть ради выпивки

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Нет но ради секса погибну без колебаний

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К черту

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Ты бросаешь меня

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Я ухожу Вот баба

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Разойтись

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Спасибо

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Как мне здесь нравится

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Jaz ne jajca bom še rabil za marsikaj

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Pijačo rabiva Ti jaz ne

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Becci bom povedal kaj čutim Mogoče bo šla z mano

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Ne mislim je na mrtvo napiti

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A res Zakaj pa do zdaj nisi nič naredil

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Ker jo spoštujem Ne mislim pritisniti nanjo

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V čem je problem Narediva to

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Odšla bova Bi rad da te ubijejo zaradi pijače

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Ne za seks pa bi se dal tudi ubiti brez vprašanja

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Jebeš to Me boš pustil na cedilu

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Grem Prekleta pizda

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Umaknita se

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Hvala Obožujem ta lokal

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Yo no Necesito mis pelotas para muchas cosas

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Necesitamos alcohol Tú yo no

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Le diré a Becca lo que siento y tal vez esté conmigo

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No la voy a emborrachar

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En serio Entonces por qué nunca has hecho nada nenaza

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Porque la respeto Seth No la voy a presionar injustamente

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No veo ningún problema Solo hagámoslo

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Nos vamos vale Quieres que te maten por alcohol

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No pero me dejaría matar por un chocho sin hacer preguntas

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A la mierda con esto Me vas a abandonar así sin más

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Me voy Puta traidora

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Moveos

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Gracias Me encanta este lugar

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Ben istemem taşaklarım daha birçok şey için bana lazım

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Ama bize içki lazım Hayır sana lazım Bana değil

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Ben Becca'ya açılacağım Belki benimle yatmak ister

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Benimle yatsın diye onu sarhoş etmeyeceğim

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Gerçekten mi O halde neden ona hiç yaklaşmadın kancık

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Çünkü ona saygı duyuyorum Seth

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Ona olmadık şeyler yapmayacağım tamam mı

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Yapma ya ben hiçbir sorun görmüyorum Hadi bitirelim şu işi

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Gidiyoruz tamam mı Bu adamlar bizi öldürebilir İçki için ölmek ister misin

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Hayır ama kuku için ölebilirim Hiç de şikayet etmem

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Siktir et ya Ne yani beni bırakıyor musun

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Gidiyorum Koduğumun döneği

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Çekilin millet

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Teşekkürler Buraya bayılıyorum

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Я ні Мені потрібні мої яйця в мене на них плани

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Нам же потрібна випивка Тобі так Мені не дуже

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Я щиро поговорю з Беккою раптом щось вийде

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Я не хочу накачувати її синькою

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Та невже А чого ти досі свого не отримав пупсику

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Бо я її поважаю Сете і не гратиму проти правил зрозумів

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Це ж не проблема

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Ми забираємося Вони нас вбити можуть

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Хочеш здохнути за бухло

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Ні проте здохну за трах із радістю навіть

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Пішло воно все

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Ти підставиш мене

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Я йду

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Козел довбаний

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З дороги

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Available in 18 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

137

Timestamp in Movie

00:49:50

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Columbia Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.