I joined this class because I thought I was going to be cooking with a partner. But she's...
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Seth:
I joined this class because I thought I was going to be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.
Teacher:
I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth.
Seth:
I know, but look at Evan. Just look at him.
Evan:
[His partner is tying on his apron]
Hey, don't keep me waiting much longer, I'm getting impatient up here.
Seth:
I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.
Teacher:
All right, Jules' partner isn't here either, pair up with her, station four.
Seth:
Jules? Alright I'll give it another shot - give home-ec another shot.
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Mrs Hayworth I joined this Class because I thought I'd be cooking with a partner
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But she's never here and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work
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I didn't invent odd numbers Seth
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I know but look at Evan okay Just look at him
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Hey don't keep me waiting much longer I'm getting impatient up here
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You know what I'm talking about Miroki you're embarrassing me
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I'm over here in my unit isolated and alone eating my terrible tasting food
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and I gotta look over at that
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Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life
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And it's B S Excuse my language I'm just saying that I wash and dry
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I'm like a single mother
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Look we all know Home EC is a joke no offense
Clip duration: 43 seconds
Views: 557
Timestamp in movie: 00h 11m 11s
Uploaded: 17 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.
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