Hey, Seth. What? Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday? No. Yeah. You're...
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Jesse:
Hey, Seth.
Seth:
[scared and cautious]
What?
Jesse:
Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday?
Seth:
[hesitantly]
No.
Jesse:
Yeah.
[Jesse spits on Seth's shirt]
Jesse:
You're not invited. Tell your fucking faggot friend he can't come either.
[motions towards Evan]
Seth:
[Seth and Evan walk away together]
So Jesse wanted me to tell you you're a fucking faggot and you're not invited to his grad party.
Evan:
You know you really bitched out back there man.
Seth:
I bitched out? You bitched out. Fucking Judas!
Evan:
What'd you want me to do? Dive in front of the spit...?
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GYM TEACHER Seth Get off the field
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Dude get out of here They're gonna make me run laps again
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Just fucking listen okay
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Jules and her stupid fucking friend came up to me and they asked me to buy her alcohol
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But not just her for her whole party You know what that means
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By some divine miracle we were paired up and she actually thought of me
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Thought of me enough to decide that I was the guy she would trust
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with the whole fun ness of her party She wants to fuck me
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She wants my dick in or around her mouth
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 1287
Timestamp in movie: 00h 22m 37s
Uploaded: 17 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.
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