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Superbad

Fuck my life

Liquor Store Clerk:
Fuck my life

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Fuck my life
Available in 18 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
996
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:46
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Actors

Joe Nuñez
Liquor Store Clerk
Joe Nuñez
Jonah Hill
Seth
Jonah Hill
This plan's been fucked since Jump Street - Superbad 00:04
This plan's been fucked since Jump Street
Oh Evan Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussyI never would've been able to handle your fucking 4 inch dickinside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube - Superbad 00:12
Oh Evan Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussyI never...
I love that stuff. - Superbad 00:11
I love that stuff.
Okay. I'm gonna need to see some identification. - Superbad 00:44
Okay. I'm gonna need to see some identification.
I heard she got breast reduction surgeryWhat Making your tits smallerThat's like slapping God for giving you a gorgeous giftShe had back problems man - Superbad 00:10
I heard she got breast reduction surgeryWhat Making your...
And it's not just making them smaller They completely reshape themThey make them more supple and symmetricalI gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocksLet's make a move - Superbad 00:12
And it's not just making them smaller They completely...
I don't believe it! - Superbad 00:23
I don't believe it!
What is this? - Superbad 00:08
What is this?
Look okayHe assaulted the customer grabbed the cash and ran outSoHow How How HowSay when height wise I'm gonna start up here tell me whenI'll start on the bottom and WhenWhatever 5'10 is he was 5'10Ethnically I mean did WhatI mean was he Was he like us - Superbad 01:25
Look okayHe assaulted the customer grabbed the cash and ran...
So it's just McLovin - Superbad 00:08
So it's just McLovin
Okay and how old are you McLovin Old enoughOld enough for whatTo party - Superbad 00:13
Okay and how old are you McLovin Old enoughOld enough for...
Can I see your ID? - Superbad 00:07
Can I see your ID?
Please okay Anything Like literallyfucking anythingName anything Name it Name it - Superbad 00:10
Please okay Anything Like literallyfucking anythingName...
I'm gonna be totally honest with youI have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crimeOkay There Mercy Street guysI'll be honest with you for a secondYou better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcoholor you're going to fucking prisonWhat are - Superbad 00:55
I'm gonna be totally honest with youI have a warrant...
You know, one of you bros could've come up and sat up with me. - Superbad 00:11
You know, one of you bros could've come up and sat up...
- Oh, my God. - Superbad 00:41
- Oh, my God.
You guys on MySpace or - Superbad 00:04
You guys on MySpace or
Officers? - Superbad 00:15
Officers?
- But it was only one guy. - Superbad 00:39
- But it was only one guy.
When I first joined the force - Superbad 00:38
When I first joined the force