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Evan Get into the gameKick it over to meSeth Get off the fieldGet out of here They're gonna make me run lapsJust fucking listen okayJules and her stupid fucking friend asked me to buy her alcoholBut
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Superbad

No I'm not

Gym Teacher:
Evan, get into the game.Evan:Kick it over... to me.Gym Teacher:Seth, get off the field!Evan:Dude, get out of here. There gonna make me run laps again.Seth:Dude, just fuckin' listen ok. Jules and her stupid fuckin' friend came up to me and they ask me to buy her alcohol. But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means? By some divine miracle we were paired up and she actually thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide that I was the guy she would trust with the whole funness of her party. She wants to fuck me, she wants my dick in and around her mouth.Evan:Did you ever think that she's just using you to get her alcohol? She doesn't want your dick?Seth:No, she's got an older brother and she could've asked him but she asked me. She looked me in the eyes and said 'Seth, Momma's making a pubi salad and I need some Seth's Own dressing.' She's D.T.F. - down to fuck man. P and Vagi, she wants toSeth:fuck man! Tonight is a night that fucking is an actual possibility.Evan:You just sound like an idiot, you're not gonna be able to sleep with her man.Seth:No... dude, I don't want to talk a lot of shit OK. But she's gonna be at the party, and she's gonna be drunk, and she likes me at least a little, enough to get with me. At the very least I'll make out with her, two weeks hand job, month blow job, whatever whatever. And then, I make her my girlfriend. And I've got like two solid months of sex. By the time college rolls around I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vaj.Evan:K can you just get out of hear and we'll talk about this later?Greg the Soccer Player:What the fuck Evan we're down two points!Evan:Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer.Greg the Soccer Player:Fuck you man.Seth:Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?Greg the Soccer Player:That was like eight years ago asshole.Seth:People don't forget.Seth:You wanna hear the best part? Becka! You do the same thing with her. When you guys are shit faced at the party, you get with her. This is our last party as highschool people. I fully ignored my hatred for Becka in coming up with this plan.Evan:I should buy Becka alcohol?Evan:Yeah, man that will be pimp! That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when you hear girls saying like 'ahh I was so shit faced last night I shouldn't have fucked that guy,' we could be that mistake!Evan:Have you talked to Fogell?Seth:Alright, you talk to Becka. I'll talk to that retard Fogell. Don't worry.Gym Teacher: Seth, get off the field!Seth: Goal!Gym Teacher:You're getting that!Seth:No I'm not

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Evan Get into the game
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Kick it over to me
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Seth Get off the field
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Get out of here They're gonna make me run laps
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Just fucking listen okay
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Jules and her stupid fucking friend asked me to buy her alcohol
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But not just her for her whole party You know what that means
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By some miracle we were paired up and she actually thought of me
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Thought of me enough to decide I was the guy she would trust
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with the whole fun ness of her party She wants to fuck me
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She wants my dick in or around her mouth
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Did you think that maybe she's using you to get her alcohol
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She doesn't want your dick Of course I thought of that
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The first thing that came to my mind Listen
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My older brother always says the nastiest shit
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Like he called me hymen until I was 12
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Seth I wanna blow you
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She didn't say that Come on
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She didn't say the second part the first
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She's got an older brother She could have asked him
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She looked me in the eyes and said
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Seth Mom is making a pubie salad I need some Seth's Own dressing
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She's D T F She's down to fuck man
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P in vagi She wants to fuck man
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Tonight is the night that fucking is an actual possibility
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You sound like an idiot You're not gonna sleep with her
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No Dude I know I talk a lot of shit okay
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But she's gonna be at the party and she's gonna be drunk
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She likes me at least a little At the very least I'll make out with her
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Two weeks handjob Month blowjob Whatever
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And then I make her my girlfriend
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And I've got like two solid months of sex
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By the time college rolls around
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l'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag
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Can we talk about this later
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What the fuck Evan We're down two points
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Fucking calm down Greg It's soccer
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It's soccer Fuck you man
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Hey Greg why don't you go piss your pants again
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That was eight years ago asshole People don't forget
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Do you wanna hear the best part Becca
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You do the same thing with her
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When you guys are shitfaced you get with her
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This is our last party as high school people
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I've ignored my hatred for Becca in coming up with this plan
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I'm flexing nuts Just fucking come with me on this voyage
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and stop being a pussy for once
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and we can fucking fuck some girls already
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I should buy Becca alcohol Yeah it'll be pimp
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That way you know she'll be drunk You know when girls say
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I was so shitfaced last night I shouldn't have fucked that guy
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We could be that mistake
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Have you talked to Fogell
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All right you talk to Becca I'll talk to that retard Fogell
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Don't worry
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Seth get off the field Goal
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You're getting that No I'm not
Available in 18 languages
Duration
147 seconds
Views
2,961
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:32
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
Production
Columbia Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Actors

Michael Naughton
Gym Teacher
Jonah Hill
Seth
Dave Franco
Greg The Soccer Player