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Mindy:Look, kay? He assaulted the customer, grabbed the cash and ran out.Officer Slater:So, how how, how...Officer Michaels:Say when, height wise...Officer Slater:I'm gonna start up here.Officer Michaels:I'm gonna start from the buttom...Mindy:Whatever 5'10 is, he was 5'10.Officer Slater:E-ethnicly, I mean, did, what, uhhm. I mean, wa-was he, like u-us or...Mindy:A woman? A female, is that what you're asking?Officer Slater:No, I would say...Officer Michaels:Was he...Officer Slater:Was he African?Mindy:Was he African? No, he was American. And he was like you. He looked just like you.Officer Michaels:He was Jewish! An odd crime for a Jew to commit. Ok, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie...Mindy:No. You don't. No, that's not what I said. Is that what you heard me say? I said he looked like you. Do you look like an African Jew?Officer Michaels:No, I look like a cop.Mindy:He was caucasian.Officer Michaels:Caucasian...Officer Slater:Oh...Mindy:Kinda looked like Eminem.Officer Michaels:Ah, an M&M...Officer Slater:M&M, so he was like circular...Mindy:Marshall Mathers. Eminem, the rapper, Eminem.Officer Michaels:He looked like this? I'm a amateur.Officer Slater:'Cause that kinda looks like an M&M.Officer Michaels:Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap?
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Look okay
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He assaulted the customer grabbed the cash and ran out
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So
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How How How How
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Say when height wise I'm gonna start up here tell me when
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I'll start on the bottom and When
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Whatever 5'10 is he was 5'10
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Ethnically I mean did What
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I mean was he Was he like us or
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A woman
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Female No
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Is that what you're asking No no Was he
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Like What What
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African Af Af
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Was he African African
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No He was American and he was like you
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He looked just like you He was Jewish Okay Jew
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It's an odd crime for a Jew They're pretty docile
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Okay so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie
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No you don't No That's not what I said Is that what you heard me say
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I said he looked like you Do you look like an African Jew
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No I look like a cop Yeah
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He was Caucasian
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Caucasian All right
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Okay Well touché
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Kind of looked like Eminem Does that help you
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An M M An M M
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So he was circular Marshall Mathers Eminem
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The rapper Eminem Did he look like this
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I'm an amateur I kind of That looks like an M M
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Longer face Bigger nose Would you say his mouth was wider
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Open A gap
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Movie Summary
Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.
