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I loved these type of movies when I was a little fat kid. Mclovin is the best! So is Evan and Seth. I wonder if you guys finished filming Superbad around Jonah’s Hill birthday.
3 years ago
Seth:
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and Draw pictures of dicks.Evan:What?Seth:Draw pictures of dicks.Evan:Dicks? Like a man dick?Seth:Yes. Like a man dick.Seth:I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.Evan:That's fucked.Seth:No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.Evan:Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.Seth:Just listen. Okay?Seth:Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...Kid:Pussy!Evan:You hit Becca's foot with your dick?Seth:Yeah. I know.Seth:She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.Seth:He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.Evan:Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and Draw pictures of dicks.Evan:What?Seth:Draw pictures of dicks.Evan:Dicks? Like a man dick?Seth:Yes. Like a man dick.Seth:I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.Evan:That's fucked.Seth:No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.Evan:Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.Seth:Just listen. Okay?Seth:Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...Kid:Pussy!Evan:You hit Becca's foot with your dick?Seth:Yeah. I know.Seth:She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out.Seth:He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.Evan:Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay
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When I was a little kid I kind of had this problem
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And it's not even that big of a deal
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Something like 8 percent of kids do it but whatever It's
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For some reason I don't know why I would just kind of sit around all day
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and draw pictures of dicks
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What
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Draw pictures of dicks
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Dicks
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Like a man dick
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Yeah Like a man dick
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I'd sit there for hours drawing dicks I don't know what it was
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I couldn't touch the pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis
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That's fucked No shit it's really fucked up
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Here I am this little kid
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and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life
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All right I mean I don't see what this has to do with Becca
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Just listen Okay
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Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade
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And in the classroom is where I did the majority of my illustrations
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I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on
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Even I thought I was fucking crazy
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Imagine what everyone else would think
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So I would stash all of my dick drawings
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in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had
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So one day I'm finishing up this real big veiny triumphant bastard
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All of a sudden
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Pussy
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You hit Becca's foot with your dick
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Yeah I know
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Oh my God
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She starts crying She flips out And she rats me out to the principal
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He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest
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and he fucking flips out
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He calls in my parents Turns out this principal is some religious fanatic
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and he thinks I'm possessed by some dick devil
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My parents make me see a therapist and he's asking me dick questions
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They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks
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No hot dogs no Popsicles
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You know how many foods are shaped like dicks The best kinds
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Yeah
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Well I don't That's really messed up
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Movie Summary
Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.
Actors
Seth
Evan
