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Superbad

Your's would be too... if you were a man

Becca:

Your cock is so smooth! Evan:
Your's would be too... if you were a man

Full Transcript

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Mrs Hayworth I joined this Class because I thought I'd be cooking with a partner
Duration
12 seconds
Views
2,390
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:11
Uploaded
Nov 17, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Actors

Martha MacIsaac
Becca
Martha MacIsaac
Michael Cera
Evan
Michael Cera
Jonah Hill
Seth
Jonah Hill
Hey, Jules. - Superbad 00:52
Hey, Jules.
Yeah Good shit right Miroki - Superbad 00:05
Yeah Good shit right Miroki
HeyDon't tell Fogell about the party Gangsters What's up guys - Superbad 00:07
HeyDon't tell Fogell about the party Gangsters...
That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire lifeCan I hear it again You have time Yeah yeah Seth - Superbad 00:08
That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard...
Chica chica Yeah Fake ID Fake ID I'm tight - Superbad 00:11
Chica chica Yeah Fake ID Fake ID I'm tight
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca - Superbad 00:04
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca
When I was a little kid I kind of had this problemAnd it's not even that big of a dealSomething like 8 percent of kids do it but whatever It'sFor some reason I don't know why I would just kind of sit around all dayand draw pictures of dicksWhatDraw - Superbad 02:36
When I was a little kid I kind of had this problemAnd...
All right. - Superbad 00:43
All right.
Oh, my God! - Superbad 00:12
Oh, my God!
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks The best kinds - Superbad 00:05
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks The best kinds
Super gay All right let's stop this madnessLet's just go get some dessert I can't I gotta go meet my counselorI'm picking out my classes for next yearSo I gotta sit and eat dessert alone like I'm fucking Steven GlanzbergI gue Yeah I mean what do you want - Superbad 00:18
Super gay All right let's stop this madnessLet's...
Plus you know you scratch our backs we'll scratch yoursWell Jules the funny thing about my backis that it's located on my cock - Superbad 00:10
Plus you know you scratch our backs we'll scratch...
Evan Get into the gameKick it over to meSeth Get off the fieldGet out of here They're gonna make me run lapsJust fucking listen okayJules and her stupid fucking friend asked me to buy her alcoholBut not just her for her whole party You know what that - Superbad 02:27
Evan Get into the gameKick it over to meSeth Get off the...
By some miracle we were paired up and she actually thought of meThought of me enough to decide I was the guy she would trustwith the whole fun ness of her party She wants to fuck meShe wants my dick in or around her mouth - Superbad 00:14
By some miracle we were paired up and she actually thought...
Seth Mom is making a pubie salad I need some Seth's Own dressing - Superbad 00:06
Seth Mom is making a pubie salad I need some Seth's Own...
L'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag - Superbad 00:04
L'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag
Hey Greg why don't you go piss your pants againThat was eight years ago asshole People don't forget - Superbad 00:07
Hey Greg why don't you go piss your pants againThat was...
That way you know she'll be drunk You know when girls sayI was so shitfaced last night I shouldn't have fucked that guyWe could be that mistake - Superbad 00:10
That way you know she'll be drunk You know when girls...
Hey, Becca. - Superbad 00:52
Hey, Becca.
- I'm sorry. - Superbad 00:25
- I'm sorry.