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Superbad

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!

Seth:
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!

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No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam
Available in 2 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
3,665
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:44
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Actors

Jonah Hill
Seth
Jonah Hill
What the hell is that? - Superbad 00:58
What the hell is that?
You look like Pinocchio - Superbad 00:07
You look like Pinocchio
I forgot to tell you my mom said we can have the TV from the basementShut the fuck up he's gonna hear youJust be quiet Wait until he goes awayYou still haven't told him that we're rooming togetherFogell shut the fuck upAnd take off your vest You look like - Superbad 00:16
I forgot to tell you my mom said we can have the TV from the...
How old are you? - Superbad 00:18
How old are you?
You dropped your purse, ma'am. - Superbad 00:20
You dropped your purse, ma'am.
Don't do it kidI never had a choice - Superbad 00:10
Don't do it kidI never had a choice
You fucking killed her! - Superbad 00:06
You fucking killed her!
Where's all the stolen liquor? - Superbad 00:16
Where's all the stolen liquor?
Where's all the stolen liquor Did you hide it up your butt - Superbad 00:07
Where's all the stolen liquor Did you hide it up your...
This whole thing is bigger than you FogellSo grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcoholWhat if I don't feel like it anymore Seth WhatThen I'll fucking kill you okayI'll stab you through your fucking heartNo you can do this man Come - Superbad 00:32
This whole thing is bigger than you FogellSo grow a pair of...
Is there a problem here sirNo No problem whatsoeverSir did you do this On the floorNoAnd you should really clean this upSomeone could really hurt themselvesFuck my life - Superbad 00:23
Is there a problem here sirNo No problem whatsoeverSir did...
Fuck my life - Superbad 00:04
Fuck my life
This plan's been fucked since Jump Street - Superbad 00:04
This plan's been fucked since Jump Street
Oh Evan Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussyI never would've been able to handle your fucking 4 inch dickinside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube - Superbad 00:12
Oh Evan Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussyI never...
I love that stuff. - Superbad 00:11
I love that stuff.
Okay. I'm gonna need to see some identification. - Superbad 00:44
Okay. I'm gonna need to see some identification.
I heard she got breast reduction surgeryWhat Making your tits smallerThat's like slapping God for giving you a gorgeous giftShe had back problems man - Superbad 00:10
I heard she got breast reduction surgeryWhat Making your...
And it's not just making them smaller They completely reshape themThey make them more supple and symmetricalI gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocksLet's make a move - Superbad 00:12
And it's not just making them smaller They completely...
I don't believe it! - Superbad 00:23
I don't believe it!
What is this? - Superbad 00:08
What is this?