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Superbad • 2007

Okay, okay. Here we... Here we go. - Hello?- Evan, it's Becca. Oh, Becca. Hi. Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca. - Becca...- Evan, can you hear me? - Hello? What?- Can you hear...? Piece of shit! Guy sells mea piece of shit fucking phone. - Becca?- It's Becca. I get one bareverywhere I fucking go. - What is he saying?- Fucking asshole. - I think...- What happened? Son-of-a-fucking-bitchphone company. - What? It's rude. Hello?- Fuck. You suck. Bullshit phone. Piece of shit. I swear I'll bitchslap youso fucking hard. - What?- Bec...?

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Okay okay Here we Here we go

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Hello Evan it's Becca

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Oh Becca Hi

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Hey Hello Hey Becca

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Becca Evan can you hear me

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Hello What Can you hear Piece of shit

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Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone

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Becca It's Becca

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I get one bar everywhere I fucking go

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What is he saying Fucking asshole

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I think What happened

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Son of a fucking bitch phone company

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What It's rude Hello Fuck You suck

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Bullshit phone Piece of shit

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I swear I'll bitchslap you so fucking hard

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What Bec

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لن ترغب بأن تتعرف إلى فتاة في حانة

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كانت نقطة تحول كبرى في حياتي عندما أدركت أن علي الذهاب إلى أماكن أخرى

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عليك أن تذهب إلى صف رياضة سوق مزارعين

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مشتل يقطين حسب الموسم في السنة

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في بيئة إجتماعية بدون تهديد تعرف وما شابه

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أجل تعرفت إلى زوجتي في لعبة كرات الطلاء

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أصبتها في عنقها وتوافقنا مذاك

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زوجتي الأولى وهي عاهرة للمناسبة

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أين تظنني تعرفت إليها في حانة

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كانت هذه الحانة كانت هذه الحانة

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أجل كانت هذه الحانة

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قدمت لها كأس بينيون وأطريت على حقيبتها

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Не ти трябват жени от бара Без майтап

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От собствен опит знам че жени се търсят на други места

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Във фитнеса на пазара

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на поле с тикви ако сезонът е подходящ

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На някакви по социални места

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Нали разбираш Запознах се с жената на пейнтбол

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Гръмнах я във врата

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И след това нещата потръгнаха

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Първата ми жена беше истинска курва

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И къде се запознахме

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В бар

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В този бар Да в този

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Наистина беше в този бар

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Купих й едно питие Направих й комплимент за чантата

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V baru nemá cenu balit holky

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Zásadní obrat v mým životě nastal když mi došlo

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že jsou lepší místa Třeba fitko nebo trh s biozeleninou

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vánoční trhy Záleží na ročním období

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Mezi slušnejma lidma

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něco na ten způsob Já potkal svou starou na paintballu

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Zasáhnul jsem ji do krku

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Láska na první pohled

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A svou první ženu mimochodem pěkná coura

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kde myslíš že jsme se seznámili

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V baru

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V tomhletom

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Jo v tomhle

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Pozval jsem ji na panáka Pochválil jsem jí kabelku

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Tu vas pas lever une nana dans un bar sérieux

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Ma vie a changé quand j'ai commencé à chasser ailleurs

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Au club de gym au marché

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à la foire aux potirons en fonction de la saison

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Un endroit sociabilisant rassurant Dans ce goût là

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J'ai rencontré madame au paint ball

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Je l'ai touchée au cou On a flashé direct

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Ma première femme une pute soit dit en passant

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je l'ai rencontrée où

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Un bar

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Dans ce bar Ce bar

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Ouais dans ce bar

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Je lui ai offert un verre Je l'ai complimentée sur sa besace

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Nein bloß keine Frauen aus einer Kneipe mitnehmen echt nicht

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Das war der Wendepunkt in meinem Leben als ich das merkte

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Man muss sich anderweitig umsehen im Spinning Kurs aufm Bauernmarkt

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oder im Kürbisfeld je nach Jahreszeit

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Irgendwas Geselliges Unverbindliches

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So was in der Art Ich kenn meine Frau vom Paintball

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Ja ich hab ihr an den Hals geschossen Und es

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Es hat sofort zwischen uns gefunkt

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Meine erste Frau die eine Nutte ist nebenbei gesagt

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Wo hab ich sie kennengelernt

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In einer Kneipe In einer Kneipe

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Es war diese Kneipe Es war diese Kneipe

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Ja in dieser Kneipe

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Ich hab ihr einen Drink spendiert ein Kompliment zu ihrer Tasche gemacht

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'Οχι δεν θες να γνωρίσεις γκόμενα σε μπαρ πίστεψέ με

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Κάποτε συνειδητοποίησα ότι πρέπει να πηγαίνεις σε άλλα μέρη

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Σε γυμναστήρια σε λαϊκές αγορές

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σε υπαίθριες αγορές ανάλογα με την εποχή

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Σε δημόσια φιλήσυχα μέρη

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Κάτι τέτοιο ξέρεις Γνώρισα τη δικιά μου στο paintball

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Την πέτυχα στο σβέρκο

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Και κολλήσαμε αμέσως

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Την πρώτη μου σύζυγο που είναι πόρνη παρεμπιπτόντως

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πού λες να τη γνώρισα

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Σε μπαρ

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Σ' αυτό το μπαρ Σ' αυτό

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Ναι σ' αυτό

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Την κέρασα κοκτέιλ Της είπα ότι έχει ωραία τσάντα

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לא אתה לא רוצה לפגוש בנות בבר אני רציני

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זה היה מהפך גדול בחיי כשהבנתי שצריך ללכת למקומות אחרים

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לשעורי ספינינג לשוק האיכרים

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לחלקות דלעת בשדה תלוי בעונה

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פשוט למקום עם אנשים לא מאיים

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משהו מהסוג הזה

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כן את אשתי פגשתי בקרב כדורי צבע

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יריתי לה בצוואר

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ופשוט נדלקנו

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אשתי הראשונה שהיא זונה דרך אגב

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איפה נראה לך שהיכרנו בבר

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בבר הזה בבר הזה

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כן זה היה בבר הזה

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הזמנתי אותה ל ביניון החמאתי לה על התיק שלה

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नह कभ ब र म क स लड क स मत म लन य र सच

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जब म न य ब त ज न त म र ज दग म बदल व आ गय

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द सर जगह पर ज ओ स प न क ल स ज ओ क स न ब ज र ज ओ

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प पक न प च ज ओ म सम क ह स ब स

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क स भ स म ज क जगह जह क ई ख तर नह ह

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ऐस क स जगह ह म ब व स प टब ल म म ल थ

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ह म न उसक गर दन म ग ल म र द और हम बस

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और बस हम र ब च क म ह गय

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म र पहल ब व ज एक र ड ह

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त म ह क य लगत ह म उसस कह म ल ह ऊ ग

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ब र म एक ब र म

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इस ब र म इस ब र म

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ह इस ब र म

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उस ब न यन द ल ई उसक ब ग क त र फ क

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Kocsmában rizikós csajozni haver Viccen kívül

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Életem nagy fordulópontja volt amikor rájöttem erre

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Inkább aerobikozz járj piacra

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szedd magad gyümölcsöskertbe

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Természetes közegbe ahol nincs rajtad nyomás

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Engem a paintball hozott össze az asszonnyal

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Tarkón lőttem

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és azóta elválaszthatatlanok vagyunk

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Az első feleségemet aki mellesleg egy ribanc

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találd ki hol szedtem fel

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Egy kocsmában

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Ebben a kocsmában Igen ebben a kocsmában

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Igen pontosan itt

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Meghívtam egy italra és megdicsértem a táskáját

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Oke oke Ini dia

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Hallo Evan ini Becca

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Oh Becca Hi

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Hey Hallo Hey Becca

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Becca Evan kau bisa mendengarku

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Hallo Apa Bisakah kau mendengar Brengsek

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Mereka menjual telepon brengsek padaku

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Becca Ini Becca

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Aku hanya mendapat satu bar dimanapun

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Apa katanya Dasar brengsek

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Aku kira Apa yang terjadi

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Perusahaan telepon brengsek

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Apa Itu tidak sopan Hallo Brengsek Kau payah

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Telepon bodoh Brengsek

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Aku bersumpah akan menamparmu begitu keras

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Apa Becc

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No Meglio non conoscere una ragazza in un bar Sul serio

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È stata una svolta nella mia vita quando l'ho capito

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Devi andare in altri posti A lezione di spinning al mercato

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a raccogliere zucche stagione permettendo

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In posti dove si socializzi non pericolosi

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Una cosa del genere Io ho incontrato la mia a paintball

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Già l'ho colpita sul collo E da lì

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È scoccata la scintilla

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La mia prima moglie Che tra parentesi è una puttana

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dove credi l'abbia incontrata

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In un bar In un bar

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In questo bar In questo bar

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Già in questo bar

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Le offrii da bere mi complimentai per la sua borsetta

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Szukanie kobiet w barach to kiepski pomysł

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Kiedy to zrozumiałem zmieniło się całe moje życie

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Co innego aerobik targ

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konkurs na największą dynię

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Spokojne bezpieczne miejsca

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Ja poznałem swoją żonę na paintballu

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Strzeliłem jej w szyję

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Miłość od pierwszego wejrzenia

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A pierwszą żonę dziwkę

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poznałem gdzie

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W barze

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I to w tym W tym

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W tym tutaj

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Kupiłem jej drinka Skomplementowałem torebkę

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Не советую знакомиться с девушками в баре правда

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Моя жизнь круто изменилась когда я понял что надо ходить в другие места

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В кружок плетения на рынок

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на тыквенные бои перед праздниками

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в безопасные публичные места

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Я познакомился с женой на пейнтболе

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Да я выстрелил ей в шею и мы подружились

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Моя первая жена была шлюхой кстати

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Как ты думаешь где мы познакомились В баре

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В этом баре В этом Да Здесь

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Я угостил ее выпивкой похвалил ее сумочку

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Ne Raje ne pobiraj žensk v baru Resno

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To spoznanje je bilo zame prelomno

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Drugje moraš iskati V telovadnico na tržnico

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na vrt Glede na letni čas

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Nekje kjer se ljudje sproščeno zbirajo

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Na kakem takem kraju Jaz sem ženo spoznal na paintballu

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V vrat sem jo ustrelil In potem sva

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Kar ujela sva se

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Prvo ženo ki je mimogrede kurba

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Veš kje sem jo spoznal

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V baru

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V tem baru V tem baru

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Ja v tem baru

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Plačal sem ji pijačo pohvalil njeno torbo

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No No debes conocer a una chica en un bar tío En serio

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Cuando me di cuenta de eso fue un momento decisivo en mi vida

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Debes ir a otros lugares A una clase de spinning a un mercado agrícola

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a un cultivo de calabazas dependiendo de la época del año

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Algún lugar social que no sea amenazante

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Sabes algo así Yo conocí a mi esposa en paintball

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Sí le disparé en el cuello Y simplemente

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Y simplemente nos gustamos

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Mi primera esposa Que a propósito es una puta

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dónde crees que la conocí

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En un bar En un bar

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Fue en este bar Fue en este bar

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Sí fue en este bar

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Le compré una Binion's le hice un cumplido por su bolso

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Bu kaseti izletmek isteyeceğimiz çıtırlar var mı

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Hayır Çıtırlarla barda tanışmak istemezsin Ciddiyim

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Hayatımdaki dönüm noktası başka yerlere gitmen gerektiğini fark etmemdi

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Yılın belli dönemlerine göre spor salonlarına

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sebze pazarlarına kabak pazarlarına falan gitmelisin

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Sosyal ortamlar tehditkar olmayan yerlere gitmelisin Bu tür yerlere

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Evet ben karımla paintball maçında tanıştım

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Onu boynundan vurdum

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Ve birbirimizden hoşlandık

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İlk karım bu arada sürtüğün tekiydi

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Sence nerede tanışmış olabilirim

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Barda

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Bu barda hem de Bu bardı

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Evet bu bardı

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Ona Binion's ısmarladım İltifat ettim

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Ні Не знімай бабу в барі чуваче Серйозно

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У моєму житті стався цілий переворот коли я зрозумів це

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Треба ходити в інші місця Фітнес клуби ринки

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розпродажі залежно від сезону

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Заходи де все цивільно і нема загрози

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Знаєш щось таке Я познайомився з дружиною на пейнтболі

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Я влучив їй у шию І ми одразу

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І ми одразу відчули цю іскру

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Моя перша дружина До речі вона шльондра

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І де я її зустрів

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У барі

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У цьому барі У цьому барі

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У цьому барі

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Пригостив коктейлем похвалив її сумочку

Available in 18 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

171

Timestamp in Movie

00:57:14

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Columbia Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.