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This whole thing is bigger than you FogellSo grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcoholWhat if I don't feel like it anymore Seth WhatThen I'll fucking kill you okayI'll stab you

Oh really. You don't have the technology or the steady hands to pull off a procedure like...

Superbad • 2007

Seth:
This whole thing is bigger than you Foggell so grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcohol!Fogell:What if I don't feel like it anymore Seth what?Seth:Then I'll fucking kill you okay I'll get a knife and stab you through your fucking heart!Evan:You can do this man come on.Fogell:Killing me won't get you the alcohol jerk off I'm the one with the fake id!Seth:Well Then I'll cut your dumb little fucking face off throw over mine and get your id and buy it my fucking self!Fogell:Oh really. You don't have the technology or the steady hands to pull off a procedure like that so ha peace!

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This whole thing is bigger than you Fogell

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So grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcohol

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What if I don't feel like it anymore Seth What

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Then I'll fucking kill you okay

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I'll stab you through your fucking heart

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No you can do this man Come on

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Killing me won't get you alcohol I'm the one with the fake ID

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Then I'll cut your dumb fucking face off

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throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self

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Oh really You don't have the technology or the steady hands

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to pull off a procedure like that so ha

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Peace

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لماذا تتكلم عن خطة لم نتناقش يوما أية خطة لكنك تتكلم دائما عن خطة

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كانت لدي خطة عامة

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كنت سألعقها طوال ساعات مفهوم

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ستحب ذلك ستغرم بي ستنتشي

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أو أصفي عضوي على ساقها

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لست أرى أي ضير في جلب واقيا واحدا

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وزجاجة مزيت منوي

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أجل زجاجة مزيت منوي

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إيفان هذا ضرب من الهوس كلا

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هذا مثل أفعال شارلز مانسون

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أتظن بيكا ستستثار من جلبك لزجاجة المزيت المنوي

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إيفان شكرا لجلبك المزيت لمهبلي

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За какъв план говориш Не сме обсъждали никакъв план

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Аз имах приблизителен план

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Смятах да я лижа няколко часа

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Щеше много да й хареса и после да получи оргазъм

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Или щях да го отъркам в крака й

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Не виждам нищо лошо да нося презерватив

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И малка тубичка лубрикант

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Да и малка тубичка лубрикант

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Това е откачено Евън Не е

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Ти си като Чарлс Менсън

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Да не мислиш че на Бека ще й хареса че носиш лубрикант

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Евън благодаря ти че си донесъл лубрикант

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Nic jsme neplánovali To ty furt meleš o nějakým plánu

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Měl jsem to jen v hrubejch rysech

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Třeba že ji za pár hodin vylížu

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Že z toho bude celá pryč A udělá se

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Nebo že jí ho ofrotýruju o stehna

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Ale kondomem nic nezkazíš

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A spermicidním gelem

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A co je na spermicidním gelu

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To už je moc velký psycho To teda není

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Jako Charles Manson

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To má bejt vodvařená při pohledu na lubrikant

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Ach Evane Dík za lubrikant na mou kundičku

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Quel plan On n'a jamais parlé de plan arrête

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J'avais tracé les grandes lignes

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J'allais la lécher plusieurs heures

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Elle prend son pied Et elle jouit

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Ou je me vide sur sa cuisse

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Je vois pas le mal à avoir une capote

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Et un flacon de lubrifiant

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Oui un flacon de lubrifiant

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T'es un psychopathe Pas du tout

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On dirait Charles Manson

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Tu crois que Becca va kiffer ton lubrifiant

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Evan merci d'avoir pensé au lubrifiant pour ma chatte

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Wir hatten nie einen Plan Aber du redest dauernd von einem Plan

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Ich hatte eine grobe Planung Ok

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Ich wollte sie stundenlang oral verwöhnen klar

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Das wäre toll für sie Das würde sie umhauen Ich hätte eine Freundin

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Oder ich reib mein Ding an ihrem Schenkel

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Ok was ist dann so schlimm an einem harmlosen Kondom

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Und dazu eine Tube Spermizid Gel

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Ja genau und dazu eine Tube Spermizid Gel

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Das ist doch psychomäßig Nein ist es nicht

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Das ist Charles Manson mäßig

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Glaubst du Becca wird heiß wenn du mit einer Tube Gleitgel wedelst

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Oh Evan Danke für das schöne Gel für meine Muschi

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Δεν καταστρώσαμε κανένα σχέδιο αλλά όλο λες ότι έχουμε σχέδιο

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Είχα στο μυαλό μου ένα γενικό σχέδιο ξέρεις

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Σκόπευα να την γλύφω για ώρες

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Θα της άρεσε πολύ θα τρελαινόταν θα έχυνε

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'Η θα τον έτριβα στο πόδι της

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Πού είναι το κακό που έφερα ένα προφυλακτικό

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Κι ένα σωληνάκι λιπαντικό

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Ναι κι ένα σωληνάκι λιπαντικό

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Σαν να 'σαι ψυχοπαθής 'Εβαν 'Οχι

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Σαν τον Τσαρλς Μάνσον

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Λες η Μπέκα να ενθουσιαστεί που έφερες λιπαντικό

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Σ' ευχαριστώ 'Εβαν που έφερες λιπαντικό για το μουνάκι μου

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למה אתה מדבר על תכנית איזה תכנית אתה כל הזמן מדבר על תכנית

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היו לי כאילו קווים כלליים

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התכוונתי לרדת לה כאילו כמה שעות בסדר

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היא היתה מתה על זה היא היתה מתאהבת בי עם זה היא היתה יוצאת

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או לאונן לה על הרגל על יבש

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טוב בסדר אבל אני לא רואה מה הנזק בלהביא קונדום אחד קטן

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ובקבוק קטן של שימון

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כן ובקבוק קטן של שימון

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אוון זה ממש קטע פסיכופטי ממש לא

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זה ממש קטע של צ'ארלס מנסון

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נראה לך שבקה תיגנב מזה שהבאת בקבוק שימון

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אוי אוון תודה שהבאת את המשמן הזה בשביל הכוס שלי

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हमन क ई य जन त बन ई नह त म ह कह रह ह हम र क ई य जन ह

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म न एक म ट म ट ख क त बन य थ न

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म आज उसस कई घ ट तक च ट लग न व ल थ समझ क य

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उस य अच छ लग ग व मस त ह ग व त य र ह ज एग

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य म उसक ट ग म ह सब स ख द ग

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एक छ ट स क ड म ल न म म झ त क ई ब र ई नज र नह आत

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और व र यन शक ल य ब क एक छ ट स ब तल

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ह व र यन शक ल य ब क एक छ ट स ब तल

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एवन य प गलपन ह य र नह ऐस ब त नह ह

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य च र ल स म सन ज स प गलपन ह

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त म ह लगत ह ब क पगल ज एग क त म ल य ब ल कर आए ह

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ओह एवन म र च त क ल ए ल य ब ल न क श क र य

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Miket beszélsz Nem volt semmiféle terv

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Felvázoltam neked a lehetőségeket

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Elterveztem hogy órákig nyalom

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Jules bírná sőt elélvezne

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Vagy a lábát hágnám mint egy pincsi

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Nem értem miért fáj neked a gumi

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És a kis spermaölős síkosító

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Kell a spermaölős síkosító

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Bekattantál Nem

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Ijesztő vagy mint egy sorozatgyilkos

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Szerinted Becca eldobja az agyát a síkosítótól

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Ó Evcsi Kösz hogy hoztál síkosítót a puncimnak

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Semua ini lebih penting dari dirimu Fogell

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Jadi berhentilah membual dan segera pergi dapatkan alkoholnya

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Bagaimana jika aku tidak mau melakukannya lagi Seth Apa

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Berarti aku akan membunuhmu oke

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Aku akan menusukmu menembus jantung brengsekmu

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Tidak kau bisa melakukan ini Ayolah

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Membunuhku tak akan membuatmu mendapatkan alkohol Aku satu2nya yang memiliki ID palsu

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Lalu aku akan memotong2 wajah bodoh brengsekmu itu

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Dengan tanganku dan kuambil IDmu Lalu aku membeli semuanya sendiri

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Oh benarkah Kau tidak memiliki teknologi atau tangan yang kuat

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Untuk bisa seperti itu jadi ha

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Damai

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Non abbiamo mai parlato di piani ma continui a dire che ne abbiamo uno

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Io avevo un progetto generale

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L'avrei corteggiata per diverse ore

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Lei avrebbe gradito Sarebbe rimasta colpita

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O avrei cercato di farmela

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Non vedo che c'è di male nel portare un preservativo

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E una boccetta di spermicida

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Sì una boccetta di lubrificante spermicida

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Evan ma è roba da psicopatici No invece

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È roba da Charles Manson

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Credi che Becca impazzirà perché le hai portato il lubrificante

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Oh Evan Grazie per avermi portato il lubrificante per la mia passerina

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Jakiego znowu planu Nie było żadnego planu

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Ale ogólne wytyczne były

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Lizanie Parę godzin

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Byłaby zachwycona

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Albo suche tarcie o nogę

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Jeden kondom nie zaszkodzi

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I tuba żelu

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I tuba

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Czyste psycholstwo Wcale nie

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Charles Manson te rzeczy

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Beka zmięknie z zachwytu

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Och Evan Dziękuję że przyniosłeś żel do cipy

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А ты постоянно говоришь про наш с тобой план

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У меня были наметки

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Я собирался лизать ей несколько часов подряд понял

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Ей понравится она будет в восторге Она кончит от этого

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Или яростно тереться об ее ногу

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Ладно я не понимаю что плохого в одном маленьком презервативе

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И в одном тюбике спермицидной смазки

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Да в одном маленьком тюбике спермицидной смазки

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Эван это идиотизм Нет

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Это в стиле Чарльза Мэнсона

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Думаешь Бекке понравится что ты принес спермицидную смазку

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О Эван Спасибо что принес спермицидную смазку

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O nobenem načrtu nisva govorila ti pa ga kar naprej omenjaš

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Splošen načrt sem imel razumeš

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Nekaj ur sem ji mislil lizati

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Uživala bi prišlo bi ji

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Ali pa bi se ji drgnil ob nogo

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Nobene škode ni v tem da sem vzel kondom

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In tubo spermicidnega lubrikanta

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Ja tubo spermicidnega lubrikanta

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To je psihopatsko Ne ni

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To bi naredil Charles Manson

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Misliš da bo Becca vesela da si prinesel lubrikant

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Oh Evan hvala da si prinesel lubrikant za mojo pičko

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Nunca discutimos ningún plan pero no paras de decir que tenemos uno

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Yo tenía una idea general Entiendes

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Iba a chupársela a ella varias horas vale

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Eso le encantaría Quedaría enamorada Saldría con eso

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O la excito con la pierna

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Bueno yo No veo qué tiene de malo traer un simple condón

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Y un frasquito de lubricante con espermicida

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Sí un frasquito de lubricante con espermicida

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Evan esa mierda es de locos No

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Es como la mierda de Charles Manson

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Crees que a Becca le va a gustar que tengas un frasco de lubricante

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Evan Gracias por traer ese lubricante para mi chocho

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ama planımız var deyip duruyorsun

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Ana hatları kafamda Anladın mı

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Birkaç saat boyunca onu yalayacaktım tamam mı

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Buna bayılırdı Çıldırırdı Orgazm olurdu

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Veya bacağına sürtünecektim

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Tamam ama prezervatif getirmekte ne zarar gördüğünü hala anlamıyorum

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Ve bir şişe kayganlaştırıcı jel mi

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Evet bir kutu kayganlaştırıcı jel

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Evan bunlar psikopat işi oğlum Hayır değil

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Charles Manson işi gibi

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Becca'nın bir kutu jel getirmenden etkileneceğini mi sanıyorsun

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Evan Kukum için şu jeli getirdiğin için sağ ol

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Не було у нас ніякого плану а ти повторюєш що був

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Я склав цілу тактику зрозумів

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Спершу я кілька годин її вилизуватиму

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Їй це сподобається Вона аж вищатиме

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Або хоч намацаюся досхочу

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Гаразд А я гадаю презик зайвим не буває

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Тюбик сперміцидного лубриканта

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Так і тюбик сперміцидного лубриканта

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Еване ти довбаний психопат Ні

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Ти наче Чарльз Менсон друже

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Гадаєш Бекка буде в захваті від лубриканта

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Еване дякую що приніс чим мене змастити

Available in 18 languages

Duration

32 seconds

Views

709

Timestamp in Movie

00:35:19

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Columbia Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Actors

Seth

Fogell

Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Evan