Yo guys! Sup? Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack....
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Fogell:
Yo guys! Sup?
Seth:
Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?
Fogell:
No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Evan:
[examining the fake ID]
Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell:
Yeah.
Evan:
McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell:
Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth:
And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell:
Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth:
Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell:
Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
Evan:
Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell:
Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth:
No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Fogell:
Fuck you.
Seth:
Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan:
What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth:
Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell:
Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?
Evan:
Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell:
[grinning]
... I am McLovin!
Seth:
No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!
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Fogell have you ever actually met anyone named Mohammad
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Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin
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No that's why you picked a dumb fucking name
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Fuck you SETH Give me that
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All right You look like a future pedophile in this picture number one
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Number two it doesn't even have a first name It just says McLovin
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EVAN What One name
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One name Who are you Seal
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Fogell this ID says you're 25 years old
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Why wouldn't you just put 21 man
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Seth Seth Seth Listen up ass face
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Every day hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDS
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and every single one says they're 21
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How many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town
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It's called fucking strategy
Clip duration: 38 seconds
Views: 432
Timestamp in movie: 00h 27m 56s
Uploaded: 17 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.
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