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Yo guys! Sup?Seth:Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?Fogell:No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!Evan: Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?Fogell:Yeah.Evan:McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?Fogell:Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.Seth:And you landed on McLovin...Fogell:Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.Seth:Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?Fogell:Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.Evan:Fogell, Have YOU actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?Fogell:Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?Seth:No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!Fogell:Fuck you.Seth:Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!Evan:What? ONE NAME? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?Seth:Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?Fogell:Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?Evan:Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?Fogell:... I am McLovin!Seth:No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!
Yo guys! Sup?Seth:Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?Fogell:No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!Evan: Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?Fogell:Yeah.Evan:McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?Fogell:Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.Seth:And you landed on McLovin...Fogell:Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.Seth:Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?Fogell:Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.Evan:Fogell, Have YOU actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?Fogell:Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?Seth:No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!Fogell:Fuck you.Seth:Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!Evan:What? ONE NAME? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?Seth:Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?Fogell:Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?Evan:Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?Fogell:... I am McLovin!Seth:No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!
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Yo guys What's up Fogell where have you been man
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You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack
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Let me see it Did you pussy out No no man I got it
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It's flawless Check it
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Hawaii
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All right that's good It's hard to trace I guess
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Wait you changed your name to McLovin
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Yeah McLovin
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What kind of a stupid name is that Are you an Irish R B singer
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They let you pick any name you want when you're there
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And you landed on McLovin
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Yeah it was between that or Mohammad
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Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad
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Why not just pick a common name
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Mohammad is the most common name on earth Read a fucking book
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Have you ever met anyone named Mohammad
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Have you ever met anyone named McLovin
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No that's why you picked a dumb fucking name
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Fuck you Give me that
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All right You look like a future pedophile in this picture number one
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Number two it doesn't even have a first name It just says McLovin
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What One name
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One name Who are you Seal
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Fogell this ID says you're 25 years old
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Why wouldn't you just put 21 man
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Seth Seth Seth Listen up ass face
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Every day hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs
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and every single one says they're 21
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How many 21 year olds are in this town
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It's called fucking strategy
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Let's stay calm okay Let's not lose our heads
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It's a fine ID It'll It's gonna work It's passable okay
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This isn't terrible I mean it's up to you Fogell
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This guy's gonna think Here's a kid with a fake ID
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or Here's McLovin the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor
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Okay So what's it gonna be
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I am McLovin
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No you're not No one's McLovin McLovin's never existed
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because that's a made up dumb fucking fairy tale name you fuck
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Movie Summary
Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.


