I'll drive
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[Rick, Aunt Lucille, Jill, Lou and Lance are sitting down for their Thanksgiving dinner] Lou Landers:
[Lou looks at Rick's arm and sees a cut on it]
What happened to your arm? Rick Riker:
Uh... A bike messenger knocked me down. Rick Riker:
I see your wrist is bandaged. Lou Landers:
Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee. Lou Landers:
And you have a cut on your lip. Rick Riker:
Uh... My crack pipe broke. Rick Riker:
You have a scratch on your neck. Lou Landers:
Yes, I met a girl on Craig's List. Lou Landers:
And you have a bruise on your neck. Rick Riker:
I met a guy on Craig's List. Lou Landers:
I'm sorry Lance, but we have to go. Lance Landers:
Why? Lou Landers:
I... shot my pants. [Everyone looks at Lou in total shock] Lance Landers:
I'll drive
[Lou looks at Rick's arm and sees a cut on it]
What happened to your arm? Rick Riker:
Uh... A bike messenger knocked me down. Rick Riker:
I see your wrist is bandaged. Lou Landers:
Yes, I burned it on some hot coffee. Lou Landers:
And you have a cut on your lip. Rick Riker:
Uh... My crack pipe broke. Rick Riker:
You have a scratch on your neck. Lou Landers:
Yes, I met a girl on Craig's List. Lou Landers:
And you have a bruise on your neck. Rick Riker:
I met a guy on Craig's List. Lou Landers:
I'm sorry Lance, but we have to go. Lance Landers:
Why? Lou Landers:
I... shot my pants. [Everyone looks at Lou in total shock] Lance Landers:
I'll drive
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What happened to your arm
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Uh
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a bike messenger knocked me down
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I see your wrist is bandaged
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Yes I burned it on some hot coffee
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And you have a cut on your lip
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Uh
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my crackpipe broke
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You have a scratch on your neck
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Yes I
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met a girl on Craigslist
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And you have a bruise on your neck
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I
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met a guy on Craigslist
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I'm sorry Lance We have to go
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Why I
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shat my pants
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I'll drive
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Movie Summary
Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero.
