Holy MACKEREL! Hold her! We're going off the tracks!

[the Amtrak train is racing down the tracks, when a giant hole starts to appear in the tracks in front of them from the earthquake. The engineer spots it] Train Engineer #1: Holy MACKEREL! [He hits the brakes, but realizes he will not be able to stop the train before it hits the gap] Train Engineer #2: Hold her! Train Engineer #1: We're going off the tracks! [Superman dives into the gaping hole & positions himself on the right side of the rails, bridging the gap. He holds up the opposite rail with his arm, then lowers his head as the train hits the gap. The train passes over the gap safely, and the two stunned engineers look back]