Jug: You know, I may not have too much of a chance with Swifty Morgan. But suppose I down him? Latigo: Well, suppose you don't? And the odds are a thousand to one you won't. Well, you'll just end up

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Jug:
You know, I may not have too much of a chance with Swifty Morgan. But suppose I down him?
Latigo:
Well, suppose you don't? And the odds are a thousand to one you won't. Well, you'll just end up an unknown character under a wooden cross on Boot Hill.
Jug:
Well, everybody winds up dead sooner or later.
Latigo:
Well, the smart ones try to postpone it as long as possible.

Transcript:
I may not have much of
a chance with Sifty Morgan,
But suppose I down him.
Well, supposing you don't,
And the odds are about 1,000
to 1 that you won't.
You'll just end up an unknown character
Under a wooden cross on boot hill.
Everybody winds up dead sooner or later.
Us smart ones try to postpone it
as long as possible.
My mind's made up.
Jug, I don't want to be responsible
For getting you dead.
Now, let's blow this town
And live to be a ripe old age, huh?
My mind's made up.
It's my chance to be somebody.
No chance, that's what you got.
Swifty Morgan is greased lightning
with a gun.
I been practicing.
Now, you just snap your fingers
When you want me to draw.
Aw, come on, Jug.
I'm slow, Jug,

Clip duration: 72 seconds
Views: 17
Timestamp in movie: 01:20:58
Uploaded: 21 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance, western
Summary: A con artist arrives in a mining town controlled by two competing companies. Both companies think he's a famous gunfighter and try to hire him to drive the other out of town.


Actors

Latigo - James Garner