Patience, you got to stop shooting at people. You know...
Patience, you got to stop shooting at people. You know something? If you wasn't such a terrible shot, there wouldn't be a young man alive in all of Purgatory. I heard you shot at Elmer Price in the lobby of the hotel yesterday evening.
Well, he asked me to marry him!
You think that's reason enough to shoot at a man?
I'd had him shot by now
If pa hadn't taken my Winchester
away from me.
Patience, stop shooting at people.
If you wasn't such a bad shot,
There wouldn't be a young man alive
I heard you shot at Elmer Price
He asked me to marry him.
That's reason enough
to shoot him?
Doc, you've seen Elmer?
Uh, morning, Elmer.
What'd you call me?
We know you're Swifty Morgan.
We have a proposition
We want you to double-cross
There's $5,000 in it.
Now, look, I--
So you...you think I'm Swifty Morgan.
I look to you like the best
gunman in the whole southwest.
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Timestamp in movie: 00:44:08
Uploaded: 21 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance, western
Summary: A con artist arrives in a mining town controlled by two competing companies. Both companies think he's a famous gunfighter and try to hire him to drive the other out of town.