Taylor Barton: [Patience Barton - his daughter - is wildly shooting up the town with a rifle] What the hell do ya' think you're doin'! Patience: I'm teachin' these jackass miners a lesson! Taylor

What the hell do ya' think you're doin'! I'm teachin' these...

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Taylor Barton:
[Patience Barton - his daughter - is wildly shooting up the town with a rifle]
What the hell do ya' think you're doin'!
Patience:
I'm teachin' these jackass miners a lesson!
Taylor Barton:
[Taylor Barton and son Oroville rush out and subdue Patience as she stops to reload]
How many times have I told you not to shoot at people?
Patience:
Well, they had it comin'! One of them said something vile to me. He said "Does your mother know you're out, Cecilia?"
Taylor Barton:
You consider that grounds for shootin' up the whole town?
Patience:
I KNOW what he meant!
Taylor Barton:
Well I sure as hell don't!

Transcript:
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
I'd aim high.
You hit this dynamite,
Like as not, you'll blow
the whole town up,
You along with it.
You trying to make
a fool out of me?
No. I'm trying to kill you, mr. Morgan.
You can't gunfight a man
sitting on your ass.
As a matter of fact,
it doesn't belong to me.
Uh, belongs to Taylor Barton.
I stole it.
Like you stole my name.
Sorry about that.
Not as sorry as you're going to be.
Swifty Morgan hits only
what Swifty Morgan shoots at.
I'm sorry about that, too.
Anytime you feel lucky, mister.
Fire in the hole!
I shot myself!

Clip duration: 69 seconds
Views: 15
Timestamp in movie: 01:27:27
Uploaded: 21 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance, western
Summary: A con artist arrives in a mining town controlled by two competing companies. Both companies think he's a famous gunfighter and try to hire him to drive the other out of town.


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