Doc Schultz: Patience, you got to stop shooting at people. You know something? If you wasn't such a terrible shot, there wouldn't be a young man alive in all of Purgatory. I heard you shot at Elmer

Patience, you got to stop shooting at people. You know...

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Doc Schultz:
Patience, you got to stop shooting at people. You know something? If you wasn't such a terrible shot, there wouldn't be a young man alive in all of Purgatory. I heard you shot at Elmer Price in the lobby of the hotel yesterday evening.
Patience:
Well, he asked me to marry him!
Doc Schultz:
You think that's reason enough to shoot at a man?

Transcript:
If you're not going to be here?
I got my pride.
That won't stop a .45 slug.
You know something?
You're the smartest feller I ever met.
You are a minority.
You aim high.
Saddle-pounding jobs,
all that kind of stuff.
They never interested you none.
That's what I'm going to do--
aim high.
I may not have much of
a chance with Sifty Morgan,
But suppose I down him.
Well, supposing you don't,
And the odds are about 1,000
to 1 that you won't.
You'll just end up an unknown character
Under a wooden cross on boot hill.
Everybody winds up dead sooner or later.
Us smart ones try to postpone it
as long as possible.
My mind's made up.
Jug, I don't want to be responsible
For getting you dead.
Now, let's blow this town
And live to be a ripe old age, huh?
My mind's made up.
It's my chance to be somebody.
No chance, that's what you got.
Swifty Morgan is greased lightning
with a gun.
I been practicing.

Clip duration: 67 seconds
Views: 17
Timestamp in movie: 01:20:44
Uploaded: 21 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance, western
Summary: A con artist arrives in a mining town controlled by two competing companies. Both companies think he's a famous gunfighter and try to hire him to drive the other out of town.


Actors

Doc Schultz - Dub Taylor