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"Support Your Local Sheriff!" quotes

Support Your Local Sheriff! poster
In the old west, a man becomes a Sheriff just for the pay, figuring he can decamp if things get tough. In the end, he uses ingenuity instead.

Director: Burt Kennedy
Writer: William Bowers
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, western
Year: 1969
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 26 Mar 1969
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations
You remember when I was stuck all those years in the second grade - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:10 You remember when I was stuck all those years in the second... When you set out to clean up a mess you don't watch that mess get bigger - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:15 When you set out to clean up a mess you don't watch... He won't mind you murderin' that man he just doesn't like you gettin' caught - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:08 He won't mind you murderin' that man he just... Pretty sloppy shootin - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:14 Pretty sloppy shootin This is my saddle and I'm taking it with me - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:16 This is my saddle and I'm taking it with me Whoever marries her gets the mine - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:10 Whoever marries her gets the mine I was raised up in Indiana Well that could be either good or bad - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:09 I was raised up in Indiana Well that could be either good or... I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here sheriff - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:15 I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here... But the mayor seemed to think that my qualifications suited the job perfectly - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:15 But the mayor seemed to think that my qualifications suited... How would you like the job as my deputy - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:18 How would you like the job as my deputy Now just because we've lost three sheriffs don't mean we're going to lose four - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:11 Now just because we've lost three sheriffs don't... What do I wanna go to Australia for - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:19 What do I wanna go to Australia for I said it before and I'll say it again - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:19 I said it before and I'll say it again I only know ONE way to shoot - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:09 I only know ONE way to shoot She had some shocks this year She got wealthy overnight It unhinged her - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:13 She had some shocks this year She got wealthy overnight It... She's a rich little old gal in her own name - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:19 She's a rich little old gal in her own name He strikes me as bein' a lonely man - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:18 He strikes me as bein' a lonely man You beat that poor man to the draw - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:08 You beat that poor man to the draw Well do you see anything - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:35 Well do you see anything I was a Orr holder at Madame Horse's - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:14 I was a Orr holder at Madame Horse's I remind everyone we are here to consign the remains of Millard Frymore - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:23 I remind everyone we are here to consign the remains of... I guess you know what you're doing - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:11 I guess you know what you're doing He's got a heart as big as the whole outdoors - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:16 He's got a heart as big as the whole outdoors No more shootin' till the sun goes down - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:10 No more shootin' till the sun goes down Did he seem to feel any sorrow over the fact that we might all be killed - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:21 Did he seem to feel any sorrow over the fact that we might... Is this the kind of town you people want for yourselves - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:19 Is this the kind of town you people want for yourselves It kind of sobered up the whole town - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:57 It kind of sobered up the whole town It seems like you spent a lot of time with horses - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:17 It seems like you spent a lot of time with horses I'm gonna get you for this - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:08 I'm gonna get you for this Well it seems Joe murdered a man this afternoon - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:21 Well it seems Joe murdered a man this afternoon You interested in the job of sheriff - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:10 You interested in the job of sheriff Our last sheriff was a good organizer - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:09 Our last sheriff was a good organizer You want me to tell Joe Danby that he's under arrest for murder - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:11 You want me to tell Joe Danby that he's under arrest... I heard that the sheriff was gonna leave town - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:37 I heard that the sheriff was gonna leave town Gentlemen - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:30 Gentlemen Why do these jaspers always have to hit town at meal time - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:14 Why do these jaspers always have to hit town at meal time He stuck his finger in your what - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:09 He stuck his finger in your what I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here sheriff - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:22 I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here... You been touchin' up your hair again - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:14 You been touchin' up your hair again How come nobody ever heard of you - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:14 How come nobody ever heard of you But you always said that the Danbys fight their own battles - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:12 But you always said that the Danbys fight their own battles What's he supposed to be - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:13 What's he supposed to be You always told me there wasn't a jail been built that could hold a Danby - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:28 You always told me there wasn't a jail been built that... I hear you're gonna try and arrest me - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:27 I hear you're gonna try and arrest me You expect me to sit here in this lousy cell on that - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:19 You expect me to sit here in this lousy cell on that Never gets to Australia - Support Your Local Sheriff! 01:05 Never gets to Australia What do you want to go to Australia for - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:29 What do you want to go to Australia for Now it wouldn't have done my finger a hell of a lot of good either - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:11 Now it wouldn't have done my finger a hell of a lot of... I wanted you to meet my daughter - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:21 I wanted you to meet my daughter I'm afraid it's a little bent up That saved the life of whoever wore it - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:09 I'm afraid it's a little bent up That saved the... Not that it matters - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:11 Not that it matters I remind everyone we are here to consign the remains of Millard Frymore - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:10 I remind everyone we are here to consign the remains of... I've never made any secret of the fact that basically I'm on my way to Australia - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:33 I've never made any secret of the fact that basically... What do you mean by that - Support Your Local Sheriff! 00:36 What do you mean by that

Cast

Jason - James Garner
Prudy - Joan Hackett
Pa Danby - Walter Brennan
Olly Perkins - Harry Morgan
Jake - Jack Elam