In 1971, I put the crabs like that into the jockstrap of President Nixon. I was towel boy...
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Tillie: Well, as you know, every revolution requires a secret mission or two to level the battlefield, so Boris and I whipped up a little something that might even the odds tomorrow.\nTaz: What is this?\nTillie: Microscopic crabs. Kind of tough to focus on your surfing when you got those cute little critters dancing in your shorts.\nBoris: In 1971, I put the crabs like that into the jockstrap of President Nixon. I was towel boy in racquet club, and there is famous film of Nixon shaking the hand of Chinese premier, and then immediately he scratches his balls
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Well you boys uh
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you want to come by for some sushi tonight hmm
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I hand make it put all the little pieces together
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How about some nice mahi mahi
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Oh That's a dingleberry
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Well as you know
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every revolution requires a secret mission or two to level the battlefield
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so Boris and I whipped up a little something
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that might even the odds tomorrow
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What is this
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Microscopic crabs
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Kind of tough to focus on your surfing
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when you got those cute little critters dancing in your shorts
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In 1971 I put the crabs like that
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into the jockstrap of President Nixon
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I was towel boy in racquet club
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and there is famous film of Nixon shaking the hand of Chinese premier
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and then immediately he scratches his balls
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Those are my crabs on his balls
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Movie Summary
A rag-tag bunch of seniors, complete outsiders at their surf-crazed Laguna Beach High School, decide to crash the biggest team surf contest. In order to prevail, however, they must do one important thing...learn to surf! We're tak...
