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Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Two sisters and their families spend--or rather, endure--Christmas at their late parents' dilapidated country house.

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James Dearden

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[men sing] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I always go around
on Christmas Day, - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I always go around on Christmas Day,

I dropped by with his presents, - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I dropped by with his presents,

You went to Miriam's.
No wonder you were so late. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

You went to Miriam's. No wonder you were so late.

Oh, darling, I feel really bad, - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Oh, darling, I feel really bad,

[water drop splashes] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[water drop splashes]

[sighs] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[sighs] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Good evening, sir.
Do you know a Mr. Malinowski? - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Good evening, sir. Do you know a Mr. Malinowski?

Well, how about
a Mr. Wino Brodsky? - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Well, how about a Mr. Wino Brodsky?

[grunts] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[steps coming closer] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[steps coming closer]

They'll send me
to one of those camps - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

They'll send me to one of those camps

-[screams]
-[screams] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

-[screams] -[screams]

[Bobo barks] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[Bobo barks] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

-Wow! A Frisbee. I love that.
-It's amazing. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

-Wow! A Frisbee. I love that. -It's amazing.

[car engine starts] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[car engine starts]

The agency agreed to keep him on - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

The agency agreed to keep him on

I mean, when she asked
about managing to keep afloat - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I mean, when she asked about managing to keep afloat

He's been hoping
to get Soon's father - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

He's been hoping to get Soon's father

His company builds
half the sewers in China and-- - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

His company builds half the sewers in China and--

I mean, why would
he choose Trent, for God's sake? - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I mean, why would he choose Trent, for God's sake?

Is that I'm thinking - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Is that I'm thinking

Well, it's assuming that
the series doesn't get renewed. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Well, it's assuming that the series doesn't get re...

Not that it wouldn't
be great to have you back - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Not that it wouldn't be great to have you back

It's just that, you know, - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

It's just that, you know,

Well, - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

But we do need to talk
about Mom and Dad, - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

But we do need to talk about Mom and Dad,

[sighs] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I'm experiencing myself
as inert matter. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I'm experiencing myself as inert matter.

Oh, come on, for God's sake,
I'm here to open your presents. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Oh, come on, for God's sake, I'm here to open your...

How do I know
you're not a machine - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

How do I know you're not a machine

Could you be an angel
and peel some sprouts? - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Could you be an angel and peel some sprouts?

[phone rings] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

-[Vicky] Oh, no. You're joking.
-Hello? - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

-[Vicky] Oh, no. You're joking. -Hello?

[Dan] I've got
a real situation. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[Dan] I've got a real situation.

[Peggy moans] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Mom, hurry up! Mom! - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Mom, hurry up! Mom!

[vibration] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

-[cat meows]
-[Bobo grunts] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

-[cat meows] -[Bobo grunts]

[Vicky cries] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[Dan] What do you mean gone? - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[Dan] What do you mean gone?

[all pant] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[grunts] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

♪ All our troubles
will be out of sight ♪ - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

♪ All our troubles will be out of sight ♪

[sighs] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Happy Christmas, everyone! - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Happy Christmas, everyone!

Wait, you could put the sprouts
on while I get dressed. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Wait, you could put the sprouts on while I get dressed.

[Christmas music plays] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[Christmas music plays]

I'm sorry, we take away
all that props. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I'm sorry, we take away all that props.

I'd have to have it
safety-checked - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I'd have to have it safety-checked

[upbeat classical music] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[upbeat classical music]

Uncle John! Oh! - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Uncle John! Oh!

In this house, that probably
means you're 24 hours too early. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

In this house, that probably means you're 24 hours too ...

[reporter] ...come together
in celebration of the year... - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[reporter] ...come together in celebration of the year...

[grunts] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[Dan] I'll be there
in ten minutes. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[Dan] I'll be there in ten minutes.

[Dan]
I'm going as fast as I can. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[Dan] I'm going as fast as I can.

Everybody please sit down
before it gets cold. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Everybody please sit down before it gets cold.

I'm starv-- - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[knives clinking] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[knives clinking]

[both] ♪ Child abuse,
child abuse ♪ - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[both] ♪ Child abuse, child abuse ♪

[Gobbles gobbles] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[Gobbles gobbles]

[laughs] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

This is a sad occasion and a happy one - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

This is a sad occasion and a happy one

So, Dan and Miranda, thank you
for making this Christmas - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

So, Dan and Miranda, thank you for making this Christmas

And, Lyla, Trent, thank you - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

And, Lyla, Trent, thank you

[clears his throat] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[clears his throat]

So it's been
a wonderful lunch, Miranda. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

So it's been a wonderful lunch, Miranda.

As they say, all good things
come to he who waits. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

As they say, all good things come to he who waits.

But I got the house,
and you got the investments. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

But I got the house, and you got the investments.

Unfortunately, - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Now, I advised him against it
but, anyway... - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Now, I advised him against it but, anyway...

[clears his throat] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[clears his throat]

I'm really sorry, - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I'm really sorry,

[scoffs] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[exhales] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

This isn't just a house, Lyla,
it's our childhood. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

This isn't just a house, Lyla, it's our childhood.

And I want it to be
my children's childhood, too. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

And I want it to be my children's childhood, too.

What? What would be
the situation - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

What? What would be the situation

You want us to move out
of our home, - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

You want us to move out of our home,

I mean, this whole lifestyle,
who are you kidding, huh? - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I mean, this whole lifestyle, who are you kidding, huh?

You can't stand anyone else
being happy - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

You can't stand anyone else being happy

Girls, girls, this isn't
getting us anywhere. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Girls, girls, this isn't getting us anywhere.

The terms of the will
are quite explicit. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

The terms of the will are quite explicit.

The intention is
and always has been - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

The intention is and always has been

I'm so pleased to see you,
Uncle John. - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

I'm so pleased to see you, Uncle John.

[car engine starts] - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

[car engine starts]

They spent all the money
from selling the house in London - Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

They spent all the money from selling the house in London

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Two sisters and their families spend--or rather, endure--Christmas at their late parents' dilapidated country house.

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Director: James Dearden

Writer: James Dearden

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 30 Nov 2018

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