Arf! Arf!
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Mark Christopher:
You're only seventeen. Susan Beaurgard Landis:
Seventeen? I'll be 18 in four months! I can climb on a horse alone. I shoot golf in the low 140s. I belong to the best book-of-the-week club. I read parts of The New York Times I can understand. I can smoke a cigarette half down. And I know how to mix drinks. Daiquiris: two jiggers of rum, half a lime, sugar to taste, pour over crushed ice. Serve. Martinis: five parts gin, one part vermouth, French, stir, but don't bruise the gin. Scotch over rocks. [winks] Susan Beaurgard Landis:
That's Scotch and soda without the soda. Now Mark, what more do you want in a wife? I'm a doll and you know it! Mark Christopher:
I'm too big to play with dolls. I'm ready for the arm chair, television, a small dog to bring my slippers. Susan Beaurgard Landis:
[pants enthusiastically like a dog]
Arf! Arf!
You're only seventeen. Susan Beaurgard Landis:
Seventeen? I'll be 18 in four months! I can climb on a horse alone. I shoot golf in the low 140s. I belong to the best book-of-the-week club. I read parts of The New York Times I can understand. I can smoke a cigarette half down. And I know how to mix drinks. Daiquiris: two jiggers of rum, half a lime, sugar to taste, pour over crushed ice. Serve. Martinis: five parts gin, one part vermouth, French, stir, but don't bruise the gin. Scotch over rocks. [winks] Susan Beaurgard Landis:
That's Scotch and soda without the soda. Now Mark, what more do you want in a wife? I'm a doll and you know it! Mark Christopher:
I'm too big to play with dolls. I'm ready for the arm chair, television, a small dog to bring my slippers. Susan Beaurgard Landis:
[pants enthusiastically like a dog]
Arf! Arf!
Full Transcript
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And you're only 17
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17 I'll be 18 in 4 months
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I can climb on a horse alone
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I shoot golf in the low 140s
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I belong to the best book of the week club
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I read the parts of the new York times I can understand
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I can smoke a cigarette half down
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and I know how to mix drinks
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Daiquiris 2 jiggers of rum half a lime
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sugar to taste pour over crushed ice serve
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Martinis 5 parts gin 1 part vermouth French
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Stir but don't bruise the gin
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Scotch over rocks that's a scotch and soda without soda
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Now Mark what more do you want in a wife
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I'ma doll and you know it
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I'm too big to play with dolls
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I'm ready for the armchair a television
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and a small dog to bring my slippers
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Arf arf
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Movie Summary
A Hollywood screenwriter takes in a runaway girl who's more woman than he can handle.
Actors
Mark Christopher
Susan Beaurgard Landis