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Swap Me, Baby

I'm scared. And I, I, don'tknow how to be a father because I don't really know what I'm...

I'm scared. And I, I, don't
know how to be a father because I don't really know what I'm doing. Ever

Full Transcript

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I'm scared. And I, I, don't know how to be a father because
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I don't really know what I'm doing. Ever.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:50
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Lily, an uptight business woman and Philippe, a larger than life French mushroom tripping gigolo are 8 months pregnant. Their therapist recommends a nature getaway at a remote cabin. Their little weekend trip turns into a hilariou...
- What's your uh, mother's name? - Her name was Lily. - Swap Me, Baby 00:10
- What's your uh, mother's name? - Her name was Li...
That's a really nice smile. Seems like you love your mother. - Swap Me, Baby 00:07
That's a really nice smile. Seems like you love your mo...
Yeah, she was. She was the best mom I could have had. - Swap Me, Baby 00:09
Yeah, she was. She was the best mom I could have had.
Well, Milo. I'm really scared that I'm not ready to be - Swap Me, Baby 00:32
Well, Milo. I'm really scared that I'm not ready t...
Kids are smart, and they figure things out like my mom - Swap Me, Baby 00:22
Kids are smart, and they figure things out like my mom
I mean like, hey, let's get going, it's a great story. - What - Swap Me, Baby 00:22
I mean like, hey, let's get going, it's a great...
And for some reason women pay me to have sex with them. - Swap Me, Baby 00:07
And for some reason women pay me to have sex with them.
Beautiful women. Can you believe that? huh. - Swap Me, Baby 00:07
Beautiful women. Can you believe that? huh.
Just like that, I became a father. I think that - Swap Me, Baby 00:29
Just like that, I became a father. I think that
And my dad, My dad was crazy. - Swap Me, Baby 00:09
And my dad, My dad was crazy.
He would always talk about the goats and he would - Swap Me, Baby 00:33
He would always talk about the goats and he would
Passed away and I miss them a lot. - I'm sorry, - It's okay. - Swap Me, Baby 00:09
Passed away and I miss them a lot. - I'm sorry, - It�...
I mean they had an amazing life and my mom gave me stability. - Swap Me, Baby 00:07
I mean they had an amazing life and my mom gave me stability...
And my dad taught me how to live with adventure and more - Swap Me, Baby 00:23
And my dad taught me how to live with adventure and more
Oh honey, come here. - Swap Me, Baby 00:07
Oh honey, come here.
- I love you so much. - Sorry, what? - Swap Me, Baby 00:10
- I love you so much. - Sorry, what?
[ Head hit the table - Swap Me, Baby 00:14
[ Head hit the table
Who oh. oh, this is happening, okay, - Swap Me, Baby 00:12
Who oh. oh, this is happening, okay,
Why am I back in the cabin? - Swap Me, Baby 00:05
Why am I back in the cabin?
Huh? We have switched. Yes. And I'm fixed. - Swap Me, Baby 00:09
Huh? We have switched. Yes. And I'm fixed.