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"Sweet Home Alabama" quotes

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A young woman who has reinvented herself as a New York City socialite must return home to Alabama to obtain a divorce from her husband after seven years of separation.

Director: Andy Tennant
Writer: Douglas J. Eboch, C. Jay Cox
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $127,223,418
Released: 27 Sep 2002
Awards: 3 wins & 6 nominations
Jesus Whatever happened to responsible journalism - Sweet Home Alabama 00:06 Jesus Whatever happened to responsible journalism Except for Bobby Ray Now what did I ever do to you - Sweet Home Alabama 00:11 Except for Bobby Ray Now what did I ever do to you Aren't you just a big fat liar - Sweet Home Alabama 00:05 Aren't you just a big fat liar You look like sex on a stick in that Mr Buford I have to call you back - Sweet Home Alabama 00:06 You look like sex on a stick in that Mr Buford I have to... You dumb stubborn redneck hick - Sweet Home Alabama 00:04 You dumb stubborn redneck hick You uh you're here to see Bobby Ray - Sweet Home Alabama 00:05 You uh you're here to see Bobby Ray I will not allow the future president of the United States - Sweet Home Alabama 00:37 I will not allow the future president of the United States Come on come on let's not let all the bought air out - Sweet Home Alabama 00:04 Come on come on let's not let all the bought air out What's going on - Sweet Home Alabama 00:03 What's going on You know us Southerners we the minute the Confederacy died it became immortal - Sweet Home Alabama 00:06 You know us Southerners we the minute the Confederacy died... Whoo hoo Who's the lucky guy His name is Andrew - Sweet Home Alabama 00:09 Whoo hoo Who's the lucky guy His name is Andrew Bobby Ray it's not like that - Sweet Home Alabama 00:09 Bobby Ray it's not like that Melanie - Sweet Home Alabama 00:09 Melanie The boy was nervous - Sweet Home Alabama 00:22 The boy was nervous You can have roots and wings Mel - Sweet Home Alabama 00:04 You can have roots and wings Mel Jake I can't do this Hey hey - Sweet Home Alabama 00:39 Jake I can't do this Hey hey I can't I'm in Alabama - Sweet Home Alabama 00:09 I can't I'm in Alabama I have never met anyone so manipulative so deceitful - Sweet Home Alabama 00:09 I have never met anyone so manipulative so deceitful There is nothing wrong with being poor I get elected by poor people - Sweet Home Alabama 00:06 There is nothing wrong with being poor I get elected by poor... I'm happy in New York Jake - Sweet Home Alabama 00:13 I'm happy in New York Jake Guys just grab a stick We play some pool all right - Sweet Home Alabama 00:08 Guys just grab a stick We play some pool all right And don't even pretend you spent all this time missing me - Sweet Home Alabama 00:09 And don't even pretend you spent all this time missing me Praise the Lord The South has risen again - Sweet Home Alabama 00:05 Praise the Lord The South has risen again People need a passport to come down here - Sweet Home Alabama 00:05 People need a passport to come down here Why don't you just go to a gay bar - Sweet Home Alabama 00:11 Why don't you just go to a gay bar Do we know - Sweet Home Alabama 00:03 Do we know Well hell's bells If it ain't Felony Melanie - Sweet Home Alabama 00:06 Well hell's bells If it ain't Felony Melanie It's funny how things don't work out - Sweet Home Alabama 00:08 It's funny how things don't work out Anybody think of anything in here that uh might bother Bobby Ray - Sweet Home Alabama 00:21 Anybody think of anything in here that uh might bother Bobby... You don't mind if I have my lawyer take a look at these do you - Sweet Home Alabama 00:15 You don't mind if I have my lawyer take a look at these do... For somebody who's been holding on to something so hard - Sweet Home Alabama 00:14 For somebody who's been holding on to something so hard I wanna show you something - Sweet Home Alabama 00:25 I wanna show you something Actually we do You must be Jake's hot date - Sweet Home Alabama 00:09 Actually we do You must be Jake's hot date When I married your daddy oh Lord I was a fool for that man - Sweet Home Alabama 00:30 When I married your daddy oh Lord I was a fool for that man We weren't aiming for you but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral - Sweet Home Alabama 00:06 We weren't aiming for you but I doubt I woulda gone to your... One down seven million to go - Sweet Home Alabama 00:07 One down seven million to go What the hell are you two trying to do Get yourselves killed - Sweet Home Alabama 00:18 What the hell are you two trying to do Get yourselves killed You know He went up there - Sweet Home Alabama 00:37 You know He went up there I mean my ex husband You married your cousin - Sweet Home Alabama 00:05 I mean my ex husband You married your cousin Why don't you just go to a gay bar - Sweet Home Alabama 00:04 Why don't you just go to a gay bar Wrong The only reason I ain't signing - Sweet Home Alabama 00:12 Wrong The only reason I ain't signing You can take the girl outta the honky tonk - Sweet Home Alabama 00:07 You can take the girl outta the honky tonk Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten years old - Sweet Home Alabama 00:13 Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten years old I'd forgotten how beautiful this place was - Sweet Home Alabama 00:16 I'd forgotten how beautiful this place was Can he swim - Sweet Home Alabama 00:06 Can he swim You show up here after seven years - Sweet Home Alabama 00:20 You show up here after seven years How can I help you - Sweet Home Alabama 00:29 How can I help you Oh go back to your double wide and fry something - Sweet Home Alabama 00:21 Oh go back to your double wide and fry something You can't ride two horses with one ass sugarbean - Sweet Home Alabama 00:05 You can't ride two horses with one ass sugarbean What do you wanna be married to me for anyhow - Sweet Home Alabama 00:14 What do you wanna be married to me for anyhow You're the first boy I ever kissed Jake And I want you to be the last - Sweet Home Alabama 00:06 You're the first boy I ever kissed Jake And I want you to be... Honey just cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid - Sweet Home Alabama 00:06 Honey just cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid You see the truth is - Sweet Home Alabama 00:14 You see the truth is

Cast

Melanie Smooter - Reese Witherspoon
Jake Perry - Josh Lucas
Andrew Hennings - Patrick Dempsey
Mayor Kate Hennings - Candice Bergen
Pearl Smooter - Mary Kay Place