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It was the summer
before seventh grade, and we did everything together. Then came Megan's
twelfth birthday, the event of the season. Everyone cool
in our grade was there. Wait. I wasn't there. Yeah, I know. So there I was,
side by side with Megan, hula-hooping, and it was a joint effort
to get the attention of the hottest boy
in our grade, Dante Saprito. Dante's been hot forever. And that's
when it happened. I got stung
by a fucking bee. As you know,
I'm highly allergic. I ran inside
to find Megan's parents. I panicked. It was a medical emergency,
and I did what I had to do. I took my shirt off
in front of her dad
before seventh grade, and we did everything together. Then came Megan's
twelfth birthday, the event of the season. Everyone cool
in our grade was there. Wait. I wasn't there. Yeah, I know. So there I was,
side by side with Megan, hula-hooping, and it was a joint effort
to get the attention of the hottest boy
in our grade, Dante Saprito. Dante's been hot forever. And that's
when it happened. I got stung
by a fucking bee. As you know,
I'm highly allergic. I ran inside
to find Megan's parents. I panicked. It was a medical emergency,
and I did what I had to do. I took my shirt off
in front of her dad
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It was the summer
before seventh grade,
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and we did everything together.
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Then came Megan's
twelfth birthday,
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the event of the season.
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Everyone cool
in our grade was there.
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Wait. I wasn't there.
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Yeah, I know.
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So there I was,
side by side with Megan,
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hula-hooping,
00:00:16.999 --> 00:00:17.432
and it was a joint effort
to get the attention
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of the hottest boy
in our grade,
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Dante Saprito.
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Dante's been hot forever.
00:00:22.438 --> 00:00:23.938
And that's
when it happened.
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I got stung
by a fucking bee.
00:00:30.321 --> 00:00:32.614
As you know,
I'm highly allergic.
00:00:32.615 --> 00:00:34.949
I ran inside
to find Megan's parents.
00:00:34.095 --> 00:00:36.743
I panicked.
00:00:36.744 --> 00:00:39.954
It was a medical emergency,
and I did what I had to do.
00:00:39.955 --> 00:00:41.079
I took my shirt off
in front of her dad.
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Movie Summary
Two college freshmen pull a "Turkey Dump" and break up with their high school sweethearts over "Drunksgiving" - the one chaotic night before Thanksgiving in their hometown that puts their codependent friendship to the test.
