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Swimming with Men

A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.

Director

Oliver Parker

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, sport

Box Office

$24,708

Production

Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

Awards

N/A

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Eric Scott

Luke

Tom

Thomas Turgoose

Kurt

Ted

Colin

New Guy

Silent Bob

Billy

Lewis

Nathaniel Parker

Heather Scott

Tipsy Woman

Denise Stephenson

Michael Blore

Stewart

Susan

Charlotte Riley

Hotel Receptionist

Margot Przymierska

Barman

Alan

Alan's Friend

Jonas

Christian Rubeck

Clown

Blythe Robinson

PC Visram

PC Marshall

Cassius

Newsreader

Italian Announcer

Self

Czech Spectator

Cheeky Boy

Joseph Froggatt

Italian Coach

Croatian Swimming Fan

Crowd

Jayne Michele Pacitto

Supportive fan

Czech Swim Team Coach

Teresa Shaughnessy

Eric Scott

Mathieu Szymkowiak

Police

Demonstrator

Hilary Agostini

Office Worker

Press Photographer

Mother at Poolside Party

Swimming contest spectator

Daniel Ashton-Lincoln

Demonstrator

Susan Baskerville

Demonstrator

Audience

Police Officer

Hannah Blamires

Demonstrator

AquaFit Lady

Spectator

Office Worker

Laura Camberley

Lifeguard

Office Worker

Demonstrator

Tina Chandorkar

Demonstrator

Spectator Great Britain

Police Officer

Swimming Official

Councillor

Antony Fitzgerald

Councillor

Spectator

Protester

Flora

Swimmer

Police Officer

Spectator

American Spectator

Italian Spectator

Spectator

Dentist

Demonstrator

Spectator

Town Councillor

GB Fan

Matthew David McCarthy

The Mayor

Rita McDonald Damper

Demonstrator

Harry Dave McLaren

Spectator

Stanley McPeake

Demonstrator

Pedestrian on Phone

Demonstrator

Security

Judge

Spectator

Demonstrator

Demonstrator

Demonstrator

Demonstrator

Avinashi Sharma

Police Officer

Councillor

Swimming Competition Spectator

Office Worker

Office Worker

AquaFit Lady

Office Worker

Swimmer

Spectator

Councillor

AquaFit Lady

Spectator

Japanese Swimmer

Accountant

Press Photographer

Homeless at cashpoint

English Spectator

Police Traffic Officer

Czech Swimmer

Miroslav Zaruba

Italian Journalist

Luca Matteo Zizzari

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Subtitles by explosiveskull - Swimming with Men

Subtitles by explosiveskull

- Dr. Joseph Goebbels.
- Hmm. A doctor. Cool. - Swimming with Men

- Dr. Joseph Goebbels. - Hmm. A doctor. Cool.

- I have to see my wife.
- Oh, you're the numbers man. - Swimming with Men

- I have to see my wife. - Oh, you're the numbers man.

So, how long have you been
an accountant? - Swimming with Men

So, how long have you been an accountant?

I always wanted to do something
like that myself - Swimming with Men

I always wanted to do something like that myself

- Oh, shit, did you?
- "Oh, shit, did you?" - Swimming with Men

- Oh, shit, did you? - "Oh, shit, did you?"

- I didn't say that.
- Jesus, Eric, I got elected. - Swimming with Men

- I didn't say that. - Jesus, Eric, I got elected.

How does it feel to be a newly
elected council member? - Swimming with Men

How does it feel to be a newly elected council member?

Why don't I call your assistant - Swimming with Men

Why don't I call your assistant

Has your mum had that
new extension done, Stewart? - Swimming with Men

Has your mum had that new extension done, Stewart?

- For the love of Christ.
- Come on, guys, what is this? - Swimming with Men

- For the love of Christ. - Come on, guys, what is this?

Okay, okay, okay, okay.
This is godawful. - Swimming with Men

Okay, okay, okay, okay. This is godawful.

If your aim is to rotate
as a single unit - Swimming with Men

If your aim is to rotate as a single unit

The key thing is
you have to have even numbers. - Swimming with Men

The key thing is you have to have even numbers.

What are you, a synchro swimmer
or on a spectrum? - Swimming with Men

What are you, a synchro swimmer or on a spectrum?

If you want the move to work,
you'll have to lose a man. - Swimming with Men

If you want the move to work, you'll have to lose a man...

He said you were sick. You were
drunk and lying on the floor. - Swimming with Men

He said you were sick. You were drunk and lying on the floor...

How much there is to do if we
were to work with these cuts. - Swimming with Men

How much there is to do if we were to work with these cuts.

I'm very pleased
that the two of you are saving - Swimming with Men

I'm very pleased that the two of you are saving

Let me tell you this. You can do
it with your own bloody wine. - Swimming with Men

Let me tell you this. You can do it with your own bloody win...

- Why not?
- Because there are other ways. - Swimming with Men

- Why not? - Because there are other ways.

- Like taking their wine?
- It is one of them, yes. - Swimming with Men

- Like taking their wine? - It is one of them, yes.

Heather? Heather, I know
you're in there. - Swimming with Men

Heather? Heather, I know you're in there.

I'm making a complaint
about the buses. - Swimming with Men

I'm making a complaint about the buses.

- Are you drunk?
- No, I'm not drunk. - Swimming with Men

- Are you drunk? - No, I'm not drunk.

I.. It's bad for you
and it's expensive. - Swimming with Men

I.. It's bad for you and it's expensive.

Hey, where is he?
I'm gonna punch him. - Swimming with Men

Hey, where is he? I'm gonna punch him.

You're scared of everything.
That's why you left. - Swimming with Men

You're scared of everything. That's why you left.

I did not leave.
You pushed me out of my house. - Swimming with Men

I did not leave. You pushed me out of my house.

It's not just any
Dickhead Dave off the street - Swimming with Men

It's not just any Dickhead Dave off the street

You should know that this club
isn't just a club. - Swimming with Men

You should know that this club isn't just a club.

We couldn't help noticing
a certain, um, kinship. - Swimming with Men

We couldn't help noticing a certain, um, kinship.

No one mentioned your wife. - Swimming with Men

No one mentioned your wife.

This apex wotsit.. - Swimming with Men

This apex wotsit..

- Training next Thursday?
- Eighteenth, right? - Swimming with Men

- Training next Thursday? - Eighteenth, right?

I can't, I can't do this,
my legs keep sinking. - Swimming with Men

I can't, I can't do this, my legs keep sinking.

Like a Ronaldo step over.
But in reverse. - Swimming with Men

Like a Ronaldo step over. But in reverse.

You'll notice, Eric,
that the body position - Swimming with Men

You'll notice, Eric, that the body position

Why can't you take this
seriously, huh? Bloody kids. - Swimming with Men

Why can't you take this seriously, huh? Bloody kids.

The Constitution - Swimming with Men

The Constitution

"No one talks about swim club." - Swimming with Men

"No one talks about swim club."

Rule two, "For one hour a week,
we swim together as a unit - Swimming with Men

Rule two, "For one hour a week, we swim together as a u...

Rule three,
"Your private life is that. - Swimming with Men

Rule three, "Your private life is that.

Leave it at the door." - Swimming with Men

Leave it at the door."

"The Club shall actively
promote the sport - Swimming with Men

"The Club shall actively promote the sport

Rule five - Swimming with Men

Rule 5 - Swimming with Men

- Um, yes.
- Good. - Swimming with Men

- Um, yes. - Good.

Which is why Cassius wants to - Swimming with Men

Which is why Cassius wants to

And Emperor Cassius wants to
move things around a bit - Swimming with Men

And Emperor Cassius wants to move things around a bit

...and all the feet
are touching in the middle. - Swimming with Men

...and all the feet are touching in the middle.

And, in theory - Swimming with Men

Excellent. It's really kind of
you to do this. - Swimming with Men

Excellent. It's really kind of you to do this.

- See you.
- Bye-bye. See you. - Swimming with Men

- See you. - Bye-bye. See you.

- Why are they men?
- It's a chromosome thing. - Swimming with Men

- Why are they men? - It's a chromosome thing.

I was expecting your
synchronized swimming team - Swimming with Men

I was expecting your synchronized swimming team

Please welcome - Swimming with Men

- What's that, there?
- Oh! Shit! Over there! - Swimming with Men

- What's that, there? - Oh! Shit! Over there!

It was all..
It was all party food. - Swimming with Men

It was all.. It was all party food.

It just keep coming
straight at me - Swimming with Men

It just keep coming straight at me

Oh! Somebody get it out!" - Swimming with Men

Oh! Somebody get it out!"

Eric, you were really good. - Swimming with Men

Eric, you were really good.

Ah, you were more than okay.
You all were. That was superb. - Swimming with Men

Ah, you were more than okay. You all were. That was superb.

- Milan?
- At the World Championships. - Swimming with Men

- Milan? - At the World Championships.

Room for all sorts.
Get practicing, guys. - Swimming with Men

Room for all sorts. Get practicing, guys.

Who ever heard of
the World Men's Synchronized - Swimming with Men

Who ever heard of the World Men's Synchronized

I know his name is Silent Bob,
but I don't know.. - Swimming with Men

I know his name is Silent Bob, but I don't know..

No. He's been with us
for over a year now. - Swimming with Men

No. He's been with us for over a year now.

Uh, he has plans every weekend,
Luke. Every weekend, okay? - Swimming with Men

Uh, he has plans every weekend, Luke. Every weekend, okay?

My mate, Cockwomble - Swimming with Men

My mate, Cockwomble

Twenty-five years ago,
I played in a football match. - Swimming with Men

Twenty-five years ago, I played in a football match.

- He seems nice. He's..
- Oh, no, no, no. No, he's nice. - Swimming with Men

- He seems nice. He's.. - Oh, no, no, no. No, he's...

So, a... are you,
are you and him, do you.. Ahem. - Swimming with Men

So, a... are you, are you and him, do you.. Ahem.

And he's very keen as am I,
to get you involved. - Swimming with Men

And he's very keen as am I, to get you involved.

He's interested in getting
involved in that tax scheme - Swimming with Men

He's interested in getting involved in that tax scheme

Strictly speaking, it's not
a tax scheme, it's tax shelter. - Swimming with Men

Strictly speaking, it's not a tax scheme, it's tax...

I agree. There's a purity to it,
an integrity. - Swimming with Men

I agree. There's a purity to it, an integrity.

Will you forget about
the bloody people, Colin? - Swimming with Men

Will you forget about the bloody people, Colin?

In fact, I could be at the
airport in about an hour. - Swimming with Men

In fact, I could be at the airport in about an hour.

- Jesus, Col, come on.
- Just grow a pair, can't you? - Swimming with Men

- Jesus, Col, come on. - Just grow a pair, can't you?

Actually, I've been, uh, working
on some music for the routine. - Swimming with Men

Actually, I've been, uh, working on some music for the ...

Come on, mate,
I'll do it if you do it. - Swimming with Men

Come on, mate, I'll do it if you do it.

I'm not one to stand
in the way of democracy. - Swimming with Men

I'm not one to stand in the way of democracy.

- So, Eric..
- Yeah, Eric.. - Swimming with Men

- So, Eric.. - Yeah, Eric..

You're asking me to
contemplate a potentially - Swimming with Men

You're asking me to contemplate a potentially

- Exactly.
- For which I am entirely ill-equipped. - Swimming with Men

- Exactly. - For which I am entirely ill-equipped.

Because you got to really,
really wanna do it. - Swimming with Men

Because you got to really, really wanna do it.

I'm talking four hours a day
minimum, six days a week - Swimming with Men

I'm talking four hours a day minimum, six days a week

Pain is weakness - Swimming with Men

Pain is weakness

- My thighs are burning.
- Enjoy the burn. - Swimming with Men

- My thighs are burning. - Enjoy the burn.

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A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Oliver Parker

Writer: Aschlin Ditta

Production: Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

Genre: comedy, drama, sport

Year: 2018

MetaScore: 44/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: $24,708

Released: 07 Dec 2018

Awards: N/A

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