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Heather? Heather, I know you're in there
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Swimming with Men

Heather? Heather, I knowyou're in there

Heather? Heather, I know
you're in there

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Heather? Heather, I know you're in there.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:13
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

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Movie Summary

A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.
I'm making a complaint about the buses. - Swimming with Men 00:05
I'm making a complaint about the buses.
- Are you drunk? - No, I'm not drunk. - Swimming with Men 00:04
- Are you drunk? - No, I'm not drunk.
I.. It's bad for you and it's expensive. - Swimming with Men 00:05
I.. It's bad for you and it's expensive.
Hey, where is he? I'm gonna punch him. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Hey, where is he? I'm gonna punch him.
You're scared of everything. That's why you left. - Swimming with Men 00:05
You're scared of everything. That's why you left.
I did not leave. You pushed me out of my house. - Swimming with Men 00:05
I did not leave. You pushed me out of my house.
It's not just any Dickhead Dave off the street - Swimming with Men 00:05
It's not just any Dickhead Dave off the street
You should know that this club isn't just a club. - Swimming with Men 00:04
You should know that this club isn't just a club.
We couldn't help noticing a certain, um, kinship. - Swimming with Men 00:05
We couldn't help noticing a certain, um, kinship.
No one mentioned your wife. - Swimming with Men 00:04
No one mentioned your wife.
This apex wotsit.. - Swimming with Men 00:04
This apex wotsit..
- Training next Thursday? - Eighteenth, right? - Swimming with Men 00:04
- Training next Thursday? - Eighteenth, right?
I can't, I can't do this, my legs keep sinking. - Swimming with Men 00:04
I can't, I can't do this, my legs keep sinking.
Like a Ronaldo step over. But in reverse. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Like a Ronaldo step over. But in reverse.
You'll notice, Eric, that the body position - Swimming with Men 00:06
You'll notice, Eric, that the body position
Why can't you take this seriously, huh? Bloody kids. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Why can't you take this seriously, huh? Bloody kids.
The Constitution - Swimming with Men 00:14
The Constitution
"No one talks about swim club." - Swimming with Men 00:07
"No one talks about swim club."
Rule two, "For one hour a week, we swim together as a unit - Swimming with Men 00:09
Rule two, "For one hour a week, we swim together as a u...
Rule three, "Your private life is that. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Rule three, "Your private life is that.