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If there was a World Championship for Chaos
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Swimming with Men

If there was a WorldChampionship for Chaos we'd bloody walk it

If there was a World
Championship for Chaos we'd bloody walk it

Full Transcript

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If there was a World Championship for Chaos
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we'd bloody walk it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:48
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

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Movie Summary

A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.
Why do you have to be so crapping negative? - Swimming with Men 00:04
Why do you have to be so crapping negative?
I'll sort this. I'll get to court before we go. - Swimming with Men 00:04
I'll sort this. I'll get to court before we go.
Team? This ain't a team. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Team? This ain't a team.
Well, he should have been here, that, uh, that scallywag. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Well, he should have been here, that, uh, that scallywag.
Sometimes, on a Thursday, he helps out with the old folk. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Sometimes, on a Thursday, he helps out with the old folk.
Men's synchronized swimming? That's sounds a bit.. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Men's synchronized swimming? That's sounds a bit..
We've got the World Championship at the weekend - Swimming with Men 00:06
We've got the World Championship at the weekend
Look, I don't mean to be down on things. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Look, I don't mean to be down on things.
Right, well, I will see you all at the airport. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Right, well, I will see you all at the airport.
Um, I was just telling Cassius - Swimming with Men 00:04
Um, I was just telling Cassius
He is a numerical wizard. Huh? - Swimming with Men 00:05
He is a numerical wizard. Huh?
You know what, dude, I don't care what you have to do - Swimming with Men 00:05
You know what, dude, I don't care what you have to do
Do you know the difference between tax avoidance - Swimming with Men 00:04
Do you know the difference between tax avoidance
- I'd say about two years. - What do you mean? - Swimming with Men 00:04
- I'd say about two years. - What do you mean?
'Cause you can tell the Emperor - Swimming with Men 00:08
'Cause you can tell the Emperor
I've got tickets for you both - Swimming with Men 00:07
I've got tickets for you both
Goes without saying - Swimming with Men 00:05
Goes without saying
Sorry. Excuse me. Thank you. Sorry. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Sorry. Excuse me. Thank you. Sorry.
Sorry, sorry. I made it. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Sorry, sorry. I made it.
See? I told you it'll be fine. I'm an innocent man. - Swimming with Men 00:04
See? I told you it'll be fine. I'm an innocent man...