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Swimming with Men

I'll shave your balls with a rusty knifeif you don't stop moving

I'll shave your balls with a rusty knife
if you don't stop moving

Full Transcript

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I'll shave your balls
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with a rusty knife if you don't stop moving.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:53
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

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Movie Summary

A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.
Wow, guys. So what have we learnt from that? - Swimming with Men 00:05
Wow, guys. So what have we learnt from that?
Apart from the fact that we can't do any of those things. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Apart from the fact that we can't do any of those thing...
I can't even smile like that, never mind do the legs. - Swimming with Men 00:04
I can't even smile like that, never mind do the legs.
...and feeling where your partner is moving. - Swimming with Men 00:05
...and feeling where your partner is moving.
- Hey! - Shut it. Focus. - Swimming with Men 00:05
- Hey! - Shut it. Focus.
...and try to sense which way your partner's going to move. - Swimming with Men 00:05
...and try to sense which way your partner's going to m...
Now channel your energy into your fingertips. - Swimming with Men 00:06
Now channel your energy into your fingertips.
I want rage. I want middle-aged angst! - Swimming with Men 00:04
I want rage. I want middle-aged angst!
- Maybe invite the local press? - Make a bit of noise. - Swimming with Men 00:04
- Maybe invite the local press? - Make a bit of noise.
He's been missing meetings - Swimming with Men 00:05
He's been missing meetings
It's the idea that finds underlying order - Swimming with Men 00:07
It's the idea that finds underlying order
The chaos theory. My contribution to the team. - Swimming with Men 00:05
The chaos theory. My contribution to the team.
As man faces the vicissitudes of time - Swimming with Men 00:11
As man faces the vicissitudes of time
Hi. Hi. I've taken on the challenge of - Swimming with Men 00:04
Hi. Hi. I've taken on the challenge of
I'm looking for something intrinsically male - Swimming with Men 00:06
I'm looking for something intrinsically male
Hey, Ted, how does it feel - Swimming with Men 00:04
Hey, Ted, how does it feel
♪ Everybody shake it ♪ - Swimming with Men 00:08
♪ Everybody shake it ♪
♪ To yourself ♪ - Swimming with Men 00:07
♪ To yourself ♪
♪ She knows as well as you and I ♪ - Swimming with Men 00:04
♪ She knows as well as you and I ♪
♪ You've got to express ♪ - Swimming with Men 00:19
♪ You've got to express ♪