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It's not just any Dickhead Dave off the street
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Swimming with Men

It's not just anyDickhead Dave off the street can join this club

It's not just any
Dickhead Dave off the street can join this club

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It's not just any Dickhead Dave off the street
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can join this club.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:18
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

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Movie Summary

A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.
You should know that this club isn't just a club. - Swimming with Men 00:04
You should know that this club isn't just a club.
We couldn't help noticing a certain, um, kinship. - Swimming with Men 00:05
We couldn't help noticing a certain, um, kinship.
No one mentioned your wife. - Swimming with Men 00:04
No one mentioned your wife.
This apex wotsit.. - Swimming with Men 00:04
This apex wotsit..
- Training next Thursday? - Eighteenth, right? - Swimming with Men 00:04
- Training next Thursday? - Eighteenth, right?
I can't, I can't do this, my legs keep sinking. - Swimming with Men 00:04
I can't, I can't do this, my legs keep sinking.
Like a Ronaldo step over. But in reverse. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Like a Ronaldo step over. But in reverse.
You'll notice, Eric, that the body position - Swimming with Men 00:06
You'll notice, Eric, that the body position
Why can't you take this seriously, huh? Bloody kids. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Why can't you take this seriously, huh? Bloody kids.
The Constitution - Swimming with Men 00:14
The Constitution
"No one talks about swim club." - Swimming with Men 00:07
"No one talks about swim club."
Rule two, "For one hour a week, we swim together as a unit - Swimming with Men 00:09
Rule two, "For one hour a week, we swim together as a u...
Rule three, "Your private life is that. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Rule three, "Your private life is that.
Leave it at the door." - Swimming with Men 00:05
Leave it at the door."
"The Club shall actively promote the sport - Swimming with Men 00:10
"The Club shall actively promote the sport
Rule five - Swimming with Men 00:10
Rule five
Rule 5 - Swimming with Men 00:10
Rule 5
- Um, yes. - Good. - Swimming with Men 00:04
- Um, yes. - Good.
Which is why Cassius wants to - Swimming with Men 00:05
Which is why Cassius wants to
And Emperor Cassius wants to move things around a bit - Swimming with Men 00:05
And Emperor Cassius wants to move things around a bit