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Swimming with Men

�� Oy oy oy ♪ We're British

�� Oy oy oy ♪ We're British

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We're British.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:29
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

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Movie Summary

A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.
I want you to be proud of me - Swimming with Men 00:07
I want you to be proud of me
Eric, you are too tense. Relax. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Eric, you are too tense. Relax.
How do you relax? How do you relax when you're drowning? - Swimming with Men 00:05
How do you relax? How do you relax when you're drowning...
Five, six, seven, eight and wilt. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Five, six, seven, eight and wilt.
We're collapsing, and we want wilting. - Swimming with Men 00:05
We're collapsing, and we want wilting.
Wilting is dignified. Collapsing is just pathetic. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Wilting is dignified. Collapsing is just pathetic.
That's why the dying swan is more popular - Swimming with Men 00:06
That's why the dying swan is more popular
Tell me, is running away a theme in your life? - Swimming with Men 00:04
Tell me, is running away a theme in your life?
I'll shave your balls - Swimming with Men 00:05
I'll shave your balls
Wow, guys. So what have we learnt from that? - Swimming with Men 00:05
Wow, guys. So what have we learnt from that?
Apart from the fact that we can't do any of those things. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Apart from the fact that we can't do any of those thing...
I can't even smile like that, never mind do the legs. - Swimming with Men 00:04
I can't even smile like that, never mind do the legs.
...and feeling where your partner is moving. - Swimming with Men 00:05
...and feeling where your partner is moving.
- Hey! - Shut it. Focus. - Swimming with Men 00:05
- Hey! - Shut it. Focus.
...and try to sense which way your partner's going to move. - Swimming with Men 00:05
...and try to sense which way your partner's going to m...
Now channel your energy into your fingertips. - Swimming with Men 00:06
Now channel your energy into your fingertips.
I want rage. I want middle-aged angst! - Swimming with Men 00:04
I want rage. I want middle-aged angst!
- Maybe invite the local press? - Make a bit of noise. - Swimming with Men 00:04
- Maybe invite the local press? - Make a bit of noise.
He's been missing meetings - Swimming with Men 00:05
He's been missing meetings
It's the idea that finds underlying order - Swimming with Men 00:07
It's the idea that finds underlying order