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Swimming with Men

That's why the dying swanis more popular then the sudden massivefucking coronary swan

That's why the dying swan
is more popular then the sudden massive
fucking coronary swan

Full Transcript

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That's why the dying swan is more popular
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then the sudden massive fucking coronary swan.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:16
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

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Movie Summary

A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.
Tell me, is running away a theme in your life? - Swimming with Men 00:04
Tell me, is running away a theme in your life?
I'll shave your balls - Swimming with Men 00:05
I'll shave your balls
Wow, guys. So what have we learnt from that? - Swimming with Men 00:05
Wow, guys. So what have we learnt from that?
Apart from the fact that we can't do any of those things. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Apart from the fact that we can't do any of those thing...
I can't even smile like that, never mind do the legs. - Swimming with Men 00:04
I can't even smile like that, never mind do the legs.
...and feeling where your partner is moving. - Swimming with Men 00:05
...and feeling where your partner is moving.
- Hey! - Shut it. Focus. - Swimming with Men 00:05
- Hey! - Shut it. Focus.
...and try to sense which way your partner's going to move. - Swimming with Men 00:05
...and try to sense which way your partner's going to m...
Now channel your energy into your fingertips. - Swimming with Men 00:06
Now channel your energy into your fingertips.
I want rage. I want middle-aged angst! - Swimming with Men 00:04
I want rage. I want middle-aged angst!
- Maybe invite the local press? - Make a bit of noise. - Swimming with Men 00:04
- Maybe invite the local press? - Make a bit of noise.
He's been missing meetings - Swimming with Men 00:05
He's been missing meetings
It's the idea that finds underlying order - Swimming with Men 00:07
It's the idea that finds underlying order
The chaos theory. My contribution to the team. - Swimming with Men 00:05
The chaos theory. My contribution to the team.
As man faces the vicissitudes of time - Swimming with Men 00:11
As man faces the vicissitudes of time
Hi. Hi. I've taken on the challenge of - Swimming with Men 00:04
Hi. Hi. I've taken on the challenge of
I'm looking for something intrinsically male - Swimming with Men 00:06
I'm looking for something intrinsically male
Hey, Ted, how does it feel - Swimming with Men 00:04
Hey, Ted, how does it feel
♪ Everybody shake it ♪ - Swimming with Men 00:08
♪ Everybody shake it ♪
♪ To yourself ♪ - Swimming with Men 00:07
♪ To yourself ♪