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Uh, he has plans every weekend, Luke. Every weekend, okay?
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Swimming with Men

Uh, he has plans every weekend,Luke. Every weekend, okay?

Uh, he has plans every weekend,
Luke. Every weekend, okay?

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Uh, he has plans every weekend, Luke. Every weekend, okay?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:54
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

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Movie Summary

A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.
My mate, Cockwomble - Swimming with Men 00:05
My mate, Cockwomble
Twenty-five years ago, I played in a football match. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Twenty-five years ago, I played in a football match.
- He seems nice. He's.. - Oh, no, no, no. No, he's nice. - Swimming with Men 00:05
- He seems nice. He's.. - Oh, no, no, no. No, he's...
So, a... are you, are you and him, do you.. Ahem. - Swimming with Men 00:05
So, a... are you, are you and him, do you.. Ahem.
And he's very keen as am I, to get you involved. - Swimming with Men 00:05
And he's very keen as am I, to get you involved.
He's interested in getting involved in that tax scheme - Swimming with Men 00:05
He's interested in getting involved in that tax scheme
Strictly speaking, it's not a tax scheme, it's tax shelter. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Strictly speaking, it's not a tax scheme, it's tax...
I agree. There's a purity to it, an integrity. - Swimming with Men 00:05
I agree. There's a purity to it, an integrity.
Will you forget about the bloody people, Colin? - Swimming with Men 00:04
Will you forget about the bloody people, Colin?
In fact, I could be at the airport in about an hour. - Swimming with Men 00:04
In fact, I could be at the airport in about an hour.
- Jesus, Col, come on. - Just grow a pair, can't you? - Swimming with Men 00:04
- Jesus, Col, come on. - Just grow a pair, can't you?
Actually, I've been, uh, working on some music for the routine. - Swimming with Men 00:06
Actually, I've been, uh, working on some music for the ...
Come on, mate, I'll do it if you do it. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Come on, mate, I'll do it if you do it.
I'm not one to stand in the way of democracy. - Swimming with Men 00:04
I'm not one to stand in the way of democracy.
- So, Eric.. - Yeah, Eric.. - Swimming with Men 00:06
- So, Eric.. - Yeah, Eric..
You're asking me to contemplate a potentially - Swimming with Men 00:07
You're asking me to contemplate a potentially
- Exactly. - For which I am entirely ill-equipped. - Swimming with Men 00:05
- Exactly. - For which I am entirely ill-equipped.
Because you got to really, really wanna do it. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Because you got to really, really wanna do it.
I'm talking four hours a day minimum, six days a week - Swimming with Men 00:05
I'm talking four hours a day minimum, six days a week
Pain is weakness - Swimming with Men 00:07
Pain is weakness