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Swimming with Men

Well, meaning you can't benext to your man because he needs to benext to someone less

Well, meaning you can't be
next to your man because he needs to be
next to someone less

Full Transcript

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Well, meaning you can't be next to your man
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because he needs to be next to someone less...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:36
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, sport
Production
Met Film Production,Dignity Film Finance,Shoebox Films

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Movie Summary

A man who is suffering a mid-life crisis finds new meaning in his life as part of an all-male, middle-aged, amateur synchronised swimming team.
You're just jealous - Swimming with Men 00:05
You're just jealous
As is your banter, mate, hardened and lustrous, mate. - Swimming with Men 00:05
As is your banter, mate, hardened and lustrous, mate.
Can't do the throw without the flyer - Swimming with Men 00:04
Can't do the throw without the flyer
Life's ticking away and the clock's getting louder. - Swimming with Men 00:04
Life's ticking away and the clock's getting louder...
Alright, chaps, some of you still haven't - Swimming with Men 00:04
Alright, chaps, some of you still haven't
Dad's a drunk and his, his mum couldn't cope. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Dad's a drunk and his, his mum couldn't cope.
And then he gets caught stealing from Colin's site.. - Swimming with Men 00:05
And then he gets caught stealing from Colin's site..
Um... but rather than turning him in - Swimming with Men 00:09
Um... but rather than turning him in
It's not the only thing she was right about, turns out. - Swimming with Men 00:05
It's not the only thing she was right about, turns out.
She also said that the ballerina that I left her for - Swimming with Men 00:06
She also said that the ballerina that I left her for
And then, after she had taken me to the cleaners - Swimming with Men 00:09
And then, after she had taken me to the cleaners
Who now see their father, frankly, as a... as a as a bit of a loser. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Who now see their father, frankly, as a... as a as a bit of ...
You're the one who holds it all together, r... really. - Swimming with Men 00:05
You're the one who holds it all together, r... really.
And I'm not your only admirer, am I? - Swimming with Men 00:05
And I'm not your only admirer, am I?
Oh! Ha-ha. Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah. Hmm, maybe. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Oh! Ha-ha. Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah. Hmm, maybe.
If I was younger or blonder or - Swimming with Men 00:05
If I was younger or blonder or
You know, sometimes it helps to - Swimming with Men 00:05
You know, sometimes it helps to
Look, if he's not here by noon, I suggest we just pack up. - Swimming with Men 00:05
Look, if he's not here by noon, I suggest we just pack ...
It's a bloody ankle tag, Tom. I vouched for you. - Swimming with Men 00:04
It's a bloody ankle tag, Tom. I vouched for you.
Amsterdam, here we come. Yay! - Swimming with Men 00:04
Amsterdam, here we come. Yay!