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Swiss Army Man

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Director

Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, fantasy

Box Office

$4,210,454

Production

BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

Awards

8 wins & 31 nominations

Homepage

http://swissarmyman.com/

Hank

Manny

Daniel Radcliffe

Sarah

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Crissie

Preston

Hank's Dad

Reporter

Cameraman

Officer #1

Coroner

Officer #2

Jessica Harbeck

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Manny Hank Sarah Crissie

Hey. Hey! Hey, you okay?! Hey! Hey! Hey! Please. Please don't be dead. You okay? Hello. Hey. Hey. He - Swiss Army Man

Hey. Hey! Hey, you okay?! Hey! Hey! Hey! Please. Please...

You know II had always hopedthat right before I diemy life would flash before my eyesand I would see wonderful thingsa life full of partiesand friends andand how I'd learned to play the guitarand and maybe there'd even be a girlBut as I was hanging up - Swiss Army Man

You know II had always hopedthat right before I diemy life...

♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪ ♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪ ♪ Ay ay ay, ay ay ♪ ♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪ ♪ Ay ay ay, ay ay ♪ - Swiss Army Man

♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪ ♪ Wah wah wah, wah wah wah ♪ ♪...

♪ Bra-da, bra-da ♪ ♪ Bra-da ♪ - Swiss Army Man

♪ Bra-da, bra-da ♪ ♪ Bra-da ♪

Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait for me! Wait for me! Go! Go! Go! - Swiss Army Man

Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait for me! Wait for me! Go! Go!...

My name is Hank Thompsonand I've been strandedout on an island in the Pacific all aloneAnd this manthis man saved me from the brink of deathwhen he allowed me to ride him like a jet skipropelled by his f - Swiss Army Man

My name is Hank Thompsonand I've been strandedout on an...

How did you do that? - Swiss Army Man

How did you do that?

I'm sorry. - Swiss Army Man

Hello! Hello. Help! - Swiss Army Man

Hello! Hello. Help!

Oh. You see that? There's gonna be people there. They're gonna feed us and take care of us. Everybod - Swiss Army Man

Oh. You see that? There's gonna be people there....

♪ Oh, where did you come from, where did you go? - Swiss Army Man

♪ Oh, where did you come from, where did you go?

My mom used to sing this song to me when I couldn't sleep so I wouldn't overthink things, but I don't remember the words. - Swiss Army Man

My mom used to sing this song to me when I couldn't...

♪ Crazy ♪ ♪ I'm fucking crazy ♪ ♪ Maybe, just maybe ♪ ♪ I'll make it alone ♪ - Swiss Army Man

♪ Crazy ♪ ♪ I'm fucking crazy ♪ ♪ Maybe, just maybe ♪ ♪...

♪ Rescued ♪ ♪ I thought I was rescued ♪ ♪ But you're just a dead dude ♪ ♪ And I'm gonna die ♪ ♪ There's gotta be a better way ♪ ♪ To get out of here ♪ - Swiss Army Man

♪ Rescued ♪ ♪ I thought I was rescued ♪ ♪ But you're...

♪ Where do you come from ♪ ♪ Cotton Eye Joe? - Swiss Army Man

♪ Where do you come from ♪ ♪ Cotton Eye Joe?

Let me eat you - Swiss Army Man

Let me eat you. - Swiss Army Man

Let me eat you.

Huh? Come on! Somebody help! You're-- You're just laying there like a disgusting, useless sack of sh - Swiss Army Man

Huh? Come on! Somebody help! You're-- You're just...

Why? No. No, no, no. No. No, you asshole. Stop it. - Swiss Army Man

Why? No. No, no, no. No. No, you asshole. Stop it.

Ohh! Ahh! Water! Water! What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? - Swiss Army Man

Ohh! Ahh! Water! Water! What are you doing? What are you...

Ah you're the grossest thing in this gross world - Swiss Army Man

Ah you're the grossest thing in this gross world

How do you expect anyone to want to talk to you if you sound retardedmusic stopsI sound like my dad - Swiss Army Man

How do you expect anyone to want to talk to you if you sound...

Hey I didn't mean thatHey you talk however you wantYou can mumble look at your feet all day longOkay buddyOkay buddy - Swiss Army Man

Hey I didn't mean thatHey you talk however you wantYou...

I'm sorry II thought you were deadAm I deadI don't think so You're talking - Swiss Army Man

I'm sorry II thought you were deadAm I deadI don't...

You're You're a miracle oror I'm just hallucinating from starvation - Swiss Army Man

You're You're a miracle oror I'm just...

This is from home. - Swiss Army Man

This is from home.

Anything? - Swiss Army Man

Mannyif you don't know Jurassic Parkyou don't know shit - Swiss Army Man

Mannyif you don't know Jurassic Parkyou don't know...

What's important is you remembering your lifeOkay What is life - Swiss Army Man

What's important is you remembering your lifeOkay What...

Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't wantand squeezes it out of your butt - Swiss Army Man

Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't...

You're like the multipurpose tool guyYou're specialI'm specialYeah And that's why I need youto help me get home - Swiss Army Man

You're like the multipurpose tool guyYou're...

Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living people on the planetjust running around and blinkingand breathing and eating and you used to be one of themYou were probably just looking for happiness That's what everyone doesThis is what you look like - Swiss Army Man

Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living...

You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away 'cause nobody loves youlaughs That's not trueYou're broken and empty and dirtyand smelly and useless and oldYou're like trash right - Swiss Army Man

You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away...

Well you can't just sayeverything that comes into your headThat's bad talking - Swiss Army Man

Well you can't just sayeverything that comes into your...

Help! Can anybody hear me?! I'm lost! - Swiss Army Man

Help! Can anybody hear me?! I'm lost!

What do I do now, Hank? - Swiss Army Man

What do I do now, Hank?

Boobs vaginas and butts - Swiss Army Man

Boobs vaginas and butts

I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special - Swiss Army Man

I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special

What is Netflix - Swiss Army Man

What is Netflix

Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not disgustingNo my body is disgusting It's horrible - Swiss Army Man

Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not...

Holy shit. - Swiss Army Man

Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home. - Swiss Army Man

Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home.

Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to them - Swiss Army Man

Girls must be so niceif they let guys do all those things to...

Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count as sexManny no - Swiss Army Man

Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count...

I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to do itIt's called masturbationIt's kinda like sexBut by yourselfYeahMasturbating makes people happyIt's supposed to sureI bet you masturbate a lotI can't believe we're talking about this - Swiss Army Man

I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to...

And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom - Swiss Army Man

And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom

Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom - Swiss Army Man

Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom

Manny, hey. - Swiss Army Man

Whoa! Ooh. Holy... Something enormous took a dump here. We better be careful. Ohh! Careful. - Swiss Army Man

Whoa! Ooh. Holy... Something enormous took a dump here. We...

I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why thoughBecause only huge scary thingstake poops that bigSo what Everything poopsYes but if it finds us it will eat usand push us out its butt and turn us into poop - Swiss Army Man

I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why...

Wow. Hank. What am I looking at? That's a-- a phone. Phone is beautiful. No, no, no, no, no. That's - Swiss Army Man

Wow. Hank. What am I looking at? That's a-- a phone....

I have a lot of questionsabout all the things you just said - Swiss Army Man

I have a lot of questionsabout all the things you just said

Now can I see her? - Swiss Army Man

Now can I see her?

Maybe-- Maybe you could dress up like before so I could remember? - Swiss Army Man

Maybe-- Maybe you could dress up like before so I could...

Stupid. - Swiss Army Man

Wow. That talking was good. Yeah. See? It's working already. What are you doing? I'm singing a song - Swiss Army Man

Wow. That talking was good. Yeah. See? It's working...

Well? Uh... what should I do now? Um... okay, maybe you talk to her. W-What do I talk about? Just, y - Swiss Army Man

Well? Uh... what should I do now? Um... okay, maybe you talk...

What should I do nowUmokay maybe you talk to herW What do I talk aboutJust you know whatever comes naturallyHelloI don't know whybut I have this sudden urgeto put my mouth on your mouthOkay that's called kissingbut you can't do that yet That's too fastOh - Swiss Army Man

What should I do nowUmokay maybe you talk to herW What do I...

Hello. I don't know why, but I have this sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth. - Swiss Army Man

Hello. I don't know why, but I have this sudden urge to...

Buses are for people who don't know each other - Swiss Army Man

Buses are for people who don't know each other

So this is itThis is the life I've forgotten - Swiss Army Man

So this is itThis is the life I've forgotten

Every day you ride the bus and count the minuteshoping you'll see her againOh my Godmusic playingvocalizing Jurassic Park themeShe smilesand you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neckspitsSomething carnal inside of youcauses your body to break out - Swiss Army Man

Every day you ride the bus and count the minuteshoping...

Oh, my God. - Swiss Army Man

Try these on. - Swiss Army Man

Are you sitting alone? - Swiss Army Man

Are you sitting alone?

Hank. Hmm? Pick up my hand. Okay, now put it on her hand. - Swiss Army Man

Hank. Hmm? Pick up my hand. Okay, now put it on her hand.

My name is S... - Swiss Army Man

My name is S...

Manny, help me get home. - Swiss Army Man

Manny, help me get home.

♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ - Swiss Army Man

♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop popcorn ♪ ♪ Pop...

♪ Now we killed a raccoon ♪ ♪ We are using your body like it's a machine gun ♪ ♪ Now we are shooting some fish ♪ ♪ Our friendship is blossoming ♪ ♪ Let's eat the stuff we killed ♪ ♪ Now we started a fire ♪ ♪ I have to admit I'm enjoying your company ♪ ♪ A - Swiss Army Man

♪ Now we killed a raccoon ♪ ♪ We are using your body like...

♪ True ♪ ♪ Friendship ♪ - Swiss Army Man

♪ True ♪ ♪ Friendship ♪

Vodka. Let's have a party. Yeah. Let's invite everyone we know. Everyone! We're having a party! - Swiss Army Man

Vodka. Let's have a party. Yeah. Let's invite...

Let's have a partyYeah Let's invite everyone we know - Swiss Army Man

Let's have a partyYeah Let's invite everyone we...

Manny, I need to tell you something. - Swiss Army Man

Manny, I need to tell you something.

The more you're gonna see of me, the more you're not gonna like me. - Swiss Army Man

The more you're gonna see of me, the more you're...

Sarah do you ever masturbateWhatI have this friend called Hankand he won't masturbate'cause it makes him think about his momManny that that was between us - Swiss Army Man

Sarah do you ever masturbateWhatI have this friend called...

I don't know exactly what masturbation isor how it worksbut I guess it probably feelsa lot like the wind in your hairor driving really fast in a caror taking a bite out of your favorite foodor dancing with your friendsor singing your favorite songor - Swiss Army Man

I don't know exactly what masturbation isor how it...

Maybe... I'm really drunk. - Swiss Army Man

Maybe... I'm really drunk.

Morning, Hank. - Swiss Army Man

It's late. - Swiss Army Man

Hank, thanks to you, I'm gonna get to see her soon... - Swiss Army Man

Hank, thanks to you, I'm gonna get to see her soon...

I have this feeling, and I don't know what to call it. - Swiss Army Man

I have this feeling, and I don't know what to call it.

It's like I feel like even though I'm on top of you right now, touching you physically, there's something stuck in between us. - Swiss Army Man

It's like I feel like even though I'm on top of...

MANNY: Oh, wow. - Swiss Army Man

MANNY: Oh, wow.

I'm scared 'cause I think if I dieI might really miss youOh you're the worst - Swiss Army Man

I'm scared 'cause I think if I dieI might really...

♪ Heartless ♪ ♪ How were you heartless? - Swiss Army Man

♪ Heartless ♪ ♪ How were you heartless?

When I get back home I'm gonna show Sarahhow much I care about her every single dayWhenever she wants she's thirsty or whatever she can drink my spitand then she can ride my gas to wherever she wants to go - Swiss Army Man

When I get back home I'm gonna show Sarahhow much I...

I have to pee. - Swiss Army Man

♪ I'm sitting on this rock ♪ ♪ Such a comfy rock ♪ ♪ Hank's gone to pee ♪ ♪ It is so nice here ♪ ♪ Nice and dark and warm ♪ ♪ Hank's gone... - Swiss Army Man

♪ I'm sitting on this rock ♪ ♪ Such a comfy rock ♪ ♪...

Manny, I have something amazing to show you, but I need to tell you something first. - Swiss Army Man

Manny, I have something amazing to show you, but I need to...

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A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

Writer: Daniel Scheinert, Dan Kwan

Production: BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

Genre: comedy, drama, fantasy

Year: 2016

MetaScore: 64/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: $4,210,454

Released: 01 Jul 2016

Awards: 8 wins & 31 nominations

Homepage: http://swissarmyman.com/