"Swiss Army Man" quotes

00:06 Ah you're the grossest thing in this gross world 00:18 Sarah do you ever masturbate What 00:19 I'm gonna show Sarah how much I care about her every single... 00:21 I wanna have sex 00:06 Let's have a party 00:11 Hey I didn't mean that 00:12 I'm sorry I 00:12 So this is it 00:09 And we sang and we danced 00:12 You're like the multipurpose tool guy 00:37 I don't know exactly what masturbation is or how it works 00:59 You know I 00:06 Let me eat you 00:11 How do you expect anyone to want to talk to you if you sound... 00:14 What is Netflix 00:13 Remember when you put that cork in my butt 00:33 Back in civilization there's 7 billion other living people... 00:29 My name's Manny 00:17 I'm scared of whatever took that poop But why though 00:09 Hurry before you starve and die 00:08 You're You're a miracle or 00:10 I just had a thought about a thought 00:22 You want to go home so you can have love 00:08 Oh God I'm disgusting 00:07 You just seemed really happy and I wasn't 00:08 Boobs vaginas and butts 00:44 Hello world 00:45 What should I do now 00:05 Hey buddy 00:10 I don't know Is this crying 00:17 What's important is you remembering your life 00:09 Buses are for people who don't know each other 00:09 Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't want 00:18 We're gonna die That's a thought 00:06 And so now when you masturbate 00:09 Manny I think your penis is guiding us home 00:12 I'm scared 'cause I think if I die I might really miss you 00:04 What the fuck 01:12 Every day you ride the bus and count the minutes 00:58 Maybe that's just something the brain invents to survive 00:09 Girls must be so nice if they let guys do all those things... 00:10 Well you can't just say everything that comes into your head 00:10 I have a lot of questions about all the things you just said 00:12 If you don't know Jurassic Park you don't know shit 00:13 Hank when I masturbate I'm gonna think about your mom 00:15 I mean before the Internet every girl was a lot more special 00:30 Because I'm just a scared ugly useless person 00:22 Thoughts like if my best friend keeps his farts from me