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Swiss Army Man

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Director

Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, fantasy

Box Office

$4,210,454

Production

BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

Awards

8 wins & 31 nominations

Homepage

http://swissarmyman.com/

Hank

Manny

Daniel Radcliffe

Sarah

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Crissie

Preston

Hank's Dad

Reporter

Cameraman

Officer #1

Coroner

Officer #2

Jessica Harbeck

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Manny Hank Sarah Crissie

You know II had always hopedthat right before I diemy life would flash before my eyesand I would see wonderful thingsa life full of partiesand friends andand how I'd learned to play the guitarand and maybe there'd even be a girlBut as I was hanging up - Swiss Army Man

You know II had always hopedthat right before I diemy life...

My name is Hank Thompsonand I've been strandedout on an island in the Pacific all aloneAnd this manthis man saved me from the brink of deathwhen he allowed me to ride him like a jet skipropelled by his f - Swiss Army Man

My name is Hank Thompsonand I've been strandedout on an...

Let me eat you - Swiss Army Man

Ah you're the grossest thing in this gross world - Swiss Army Man

Ah you're the grossest thing in this gross world

How do you expect anyone to want to talk to you if you sound retardedmusic stopsI sound like my dad - Swiss Army Man

How do you expect anyone to want to talk to you if you sound...

Hey I didn't mean thatHey you talk however you wantYou can mumble look at your feet all day longOkay buddyOkay buddy - Swiss Army Man

Hey I didn't mean thatHey you talk however you wantYou...

I'm sorry II thought you were deadAm I deadI don't think so You're talking - Swiss Army Man

I'm sorry II thought you were deadAm I deadI don't...

You're You're a miracle oror I'm just hallucinating from starvation - Swiss Army Man

You're You're a miracle oror I'm just...

Mannyif you don't know Jurassic Parkyou don't know shit - Swiss Army Man

Mannyif you don't know Jurassic Parkyou don't know...

What's important is you remembering your lifeOkay What is life - Swiss Army Man

What's important is you remembering your lifeOkay What...

Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't wantand squeezes it out of your butt - Swiss Army Man

Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't...

You're like the multipurpose tool guyYou're specialI'm specialYeah And that's why I need youto help me get home - Swiss Army Man

You're like the multipurpose tool guyYou're...

Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living people on the planetjust running around and blinkingand breathing and eating and you used to be one of themYou were probably just looking for happiness That's what everyone doesThis is what you look like - Swiss Army Man

Back in civilizationthere's 7 billion other living...

You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away 'cause nobody loves youlaughs That's not trueYou're broken and empty and dirtyand smelly and useless and oldYou're like trash right - Swiss Army Man

You want to go home so you can have loveYeahBut you ran away...

Well you can't just sayeverything that comes into your headThat's bad talking - Swiss Army Man

Well you can't just sayeverything that comes into your...

I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special - Swiss Army Man

I mean before the Internetevery girl was a lot more special

Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not disgustingNo my body is disgusting It's horrible - Swiss Army Man

Oh God I'm disgustingNo no No no no you're not...

Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home. - Swiss Army Man

Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home.

Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count as sexManny no - Swiss Army Man

Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count...

I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to do itIt's called masturbationIt's kinda like sexBut by yourselfYeahMasturbating makes people happyIt's supposed to sureI bet you masturbate a lotI can't believe we're talking about this - Swiss Army Man

I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to...

I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why thoughBecause only huge scary thingstake poops that bigSo what Everything poopsYes but if it finds us it will eat usand push us out its butt and turn us into poop - Swiss Army Man

I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why...

What should I do nowUmokay maybe you talk to herW What do I talk aboutJust you know whatever comes naturallyHelloI don't know whybut I have this sudden urgeto put my mouth on your mouthOkay that's called kissingbut you can't do that yet That's too fastOh - Swiss Army Man

What should I do nowUmokay maybe you talk to herW What do I...

Buses are for people who don't know each other - Swiss Army Man

Buses are for people who don't know each other

Every day you ride the bus and count the minuteshoping you'll see her againOh my Godmusic playingvocalizing Jurassic Park themeShe smilesand you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neckspitsSomething carnal inside of youcauses your body to break out - Swiss Army Man

Every day you ride the bus and count the minuteshoping...

Let's have a partyYeah Let's invite everyone we know - Swiss Army Man

Let's have a partyYeah Let's invite everyone we...

Sarah do you ever masturbateWhatI have this friend called Hankand he won't masturbate'cause it makes him think about his momManny that that was between us - Swiss Army Man

Sarah do you ever masturbateWhatI have this friend called...

I'm scared 'cause I think if I dieI might really miss youOh you're the worst - Swiss Army Man

I'm scared 'cause I think if I dieI might really...

Thoughts like if my best friend keeps his farts from mefartsfartsfartsfartswhat else is he hiding from meAnd why does that thought make me feel so alone - Swiss Army Man

Thoughts like if my best friend keeps his farts from...

Maybe that's just something the brain invents to surviveYeah Like maybe your brain invented meto distract you from the factthat eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinkingand your mouth will stop chewingand your blood'll stop pumpingand then you're gonna - Swiss Army Man

Maybe that's just something the brain invents to...

Okay Because I'm just a scaredugly useless personBut maybe everyone's a little bit uglyYeah maybe we're all just ugly dying sacks of shitand maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with thatand then the whole worldwill be dancing and singing - Swiss Army Man

Okay Because I'm just a scaredugly useless personBut...

My name's Mannyand this is my best friend HankI used to be deadbut then he brought me back to lifeand we were lost out there in the woods for a very long timebut we survived because I have special powersgurglesMannyfartsMannyThat's gross No - Swiss Army Man

My name's Mannyand this is my best friend HankI used to...

You just seemed really happy and I wasn't - Swiss Army Man

You just seemed really happy and I wasn't

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A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

Writer: Daniel Scheinert, Dan Kwan

Production: BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

Genre: comedy, drama, fantasy

Year: 2016

MetaScore: 64/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: $4,210,454

Released: 01 Jul 2016

Awards: 8 wins & 31 nominations

Homepage: http://swissarmyman.com/