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From the first day we met, you've been pushing me and poking me, making me spit, making me cry

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Swiss Army Man • 2016

From the first daywe met, you've beenpushing me and poking me,making me spit,making me cry. Manny! How come I neverget to see you doany of those things? Because I'm scared. Okay? Because I'mjust a scared, ugly, useless person. But maybe everyone'sa little bit ugly. Yeah, maybewe're all just ugly,dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll takeis one person to justbe okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing andsinging and farting, and everyone will feela little bit less alone. Manny, you have no ideahow nice that sounds. GIRL: Hello

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From the first day we met

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you've been pushing me

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and poking me making me spit making me cry

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Manny

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How come I never get to see you do any of those things

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Because I'm scared

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Okay Because I'm just a scared

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ugly useless person

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But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly

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Yeah maybe we're all just ugly dying sacks of shit

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and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that

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and then the whole world

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will be dancing and singing and farting

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and everyone will feel a little bit less alone

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Manny you have no idea how nice that sounds

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GIRL Hello

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من أول يوم تقابلنا به كنت تد فعني و تنك زني

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تجعلني أبصق تجعلني أبكي

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ماني

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كيف لم يحد ث و لم أراك أبد ا تفعل هذه الأمور

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لأنني خائ ف

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حسن ا

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لأنني خائ ف فحسب قبيح و شخص بدون فائدة

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لكن ربما الجميع قبيح ون قليلا

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أجل ربما جميعنا مجرد أكياس ميتة قبيحة من القمامة

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و ربما ما يتطلبه الأمر شخص واحد فقط يتقبل هذا

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و ثم العالم بأكمله سيرقص و يغني و يطلق الريح

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و الجميع سيشعرون بوحد ة أقل

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ماني ليس لديك أدن ى فكرة عن كم هذا يبد و لطيف

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مرحب ا

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Depuis notre première rencontre tu m'as poussé et bousculé

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m'as fait cracher fait pleurer

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Manny

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Pourquoi je ne t'ai jamais vu faire une de ces choses

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Parce que j'ai peur

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Okay

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Juste parce qe j'ai peur moche je suis inutile

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Mais peut être que tout le monde est un peu moche

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Ouais Peut être qu'on est tous moches des sacs à merde qui meurent

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et peut être il faudrait qu'une personne soit ok avec ça

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et tout le monde danserait et chanterait et péterait

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et tout le monde se sentirait un peu moins seul

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Manny t'as pas idée à quel point ça semble bien

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Salut

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Dari hari pertama kita bertemu kau sudah mendorongku menusukku

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membuatku meludah membuatku menangis

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Manny

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Kenapa aku tidak bisa melihatmu melakukan hal hal seperti itu

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Karena aku takut

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Oke

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Karena aku hanya seorang orang yang takut jelek dan tidak berguna

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Tapi mungkin semua orang memang sedikit jelek

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Mungkin kita semua hanya gumpalan kotoran yang jelek dan sekarat

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Mungkin hanya butuh satu orang yang tidak merasa keberatan dengan itu

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lalu seluruh dunia akan menari dan bernyanyi dan buang angin

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Dan semuanya akan merasa sedikit tidak kesepian lagi

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Manny kau tidak tahu seberapa baiknya itu terdengar

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Halo

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俺達が最初に出会った時から君は俺を押したり突いたりしたよな

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俺に唾を吐かせて俺に泣かせたり

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マニー

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俺は君のそういうところを見ることは出来ないのか

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だって俺は怖いんだよ

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わかる

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俺は怖いんだよ醜くて役立たずな人間だから

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でも誰でも少しは醜いところがあるんだよ

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俺達はみんな醜い死んだ糞袋じゃないか

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誰か1人だけがそれを受け入れてくれて

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それから全世界が踊って歌ってオナラして

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そしてみんな感じるんだ少しだけ孤独が減ったって

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マニー解ってるかいそれ素晴らしい響きだよ

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こんにちは

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С самого первого дня ты толкал меня тыкал в меня

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пускал мне слюни заставлял меня плакать

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Мэнни

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Почему ты сам этого никогда при мне не делал

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Потому что мне страшно

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Ясно

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Я просто напуганный уродливый и бесполезный человек

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А может быть мы все немножко уродливые

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Да может быть мы все уродливые мешки дерьма

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и может кому то придет в голову что это нормально

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и тогда весь мир будет вечно танцевать петь и пукать

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и тогда всем наконец будет не так одиноко

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Мэнни ты даже не представляешь какая это прекрасная идея

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Здравствуйте

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Desde que nos conocimos me has empujado y clavado los dedos

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haciéndome escupir y llorar

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Manny

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Por qué nunca puedo verte hacer esas cosas

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Porque tengo miedo

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De acuerdo

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Porque soy una persona miedosa fea e inútil

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Pero quizá todos sean un poco feos

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Sí quizá todos somos sacos de mierda feos y moribundos

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y quizá sólo se necesite una persona que lo acepte

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para que todo el mundo empiece a cantar bailar tirarse pedos

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y se sienta un poco menos sólo

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Manny no tienes idea de lo bonito que suena eso

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Hola

Available in 7 languages

Duration

45 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

01:17:56

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

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Movie Summary

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.