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Swiss Army Man

Is this crying? I don't like it. It's wet and uncomfortable

Manny:
Is this crying? I don't like it. It's wet and uncomfortable

Full Transcript

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Is this crying
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I don't like it
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It's wet and uncomfortable
Available in 7 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
251
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:40
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

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Movie Summary

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Actors

Daniel Radcliffe
Manny
Daniel Radcliffe
Thoughts like if my best friend keeps his farts from mefartsfartsfartsfartswhat else is he hiding from meAnd why does that thought make me feel so alone - Swiss Army Man 00:22
Thoughts like if my best friend keeps his farts from...
I just had a thought about a thoughtHow do you hide your thoughtsand why do we have to hide everything - Swiss Army Man 00:10
I just had a thought about a thoughtHow do you hide your...
We're gonna die That's a thoughtEverybody diesI'm sorry if this makes me weirdor you don't understandbut I wish I was dead again - Swiss Army Man 00:16
We're gonna die That's a thoughtEverybody...
Maybe that's just something the brain invents to surviveYeah Like maybe your brain invented meto distract you from the factthat eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinkingand your mouth will stop chewingand your blood'll stop pumpingand then you're gonna - Swiss Army Man 00:55
Maybe that's just something the brain invents to...
Oh, you look like shit. - Swiss Army Man 00:19
Oh, you look like shit.
Wow. There she is. - Swiss Army Man 00:09
Wow. There she is.
Oh, shit. - Swiss Army Man 00:42
Oh, shit.
From the first day we met, you've been pushing me and poking me, making me spit, making me cry. - Swiss Army Man 00:45
From the first day we met, you've been pushing me and...
Okay Because I'm just a scaredugly useless personBut maybe everyone's a little bit uglyYeah maybe we're all just ugly dying sacks of shitand maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with thatand then the whole worldwill be dancing and singing - Swiss Army Man 00:31
Okay Because I'm just a scaredugly useless personBut...
Are you dressed up for Halloween? - Swiss Army Man 00:47
Are you dressed up for Halloween?
My name's Mannyand this is my best friend HankI used to be deadbut then he brought me back to lifeand we were lost out there in the woods for a very long timebut we survived because I have special powersgurglesMannyfartsMannyThat's gross No - Swiss Army Man 00:25
My name's Mannyand this is my best friend HankI used to...
God, no. - Swiss Army Man 00:20
God, no.
Crissie? - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Crissie?
He's Manny. - Swiss Army Man 00:20
He's Manny.
Just wait here. - Swiss Army Man 00:09
Just wait here.
Hey. Hey. See that? That wasn't so bad. Did you see the way she looked at me? I'm not very good at t - Swiss Army Man 00:59
Hey. Hey. See that? That wasn't so bad. Did you see the...
MAN: This is some fucked-up shit. - Swiss Army Man 01:00
MAN: This is some fucked-up shit.
It's all right. - Swiss Army Man 00:12
It's all right.
Ready? No. No. I'm sorry. - Swiss Army Man 00:09
Ready? No. No. I'm sorry.
You just seemed really happy and I wasn't - Swiss Army Man 00:06
You just seemed really happy and I wasn't