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I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to do itIt's called masturbationIt's kinda like sexBut by yourselfYeahMasturbating makes people happyIt's supposed to sureI bet you masturbate

I can't believe we're talking about this

Swiss Army Man • 2016

Manny:
I wanna have sex. I wish there was some way I could pretend to do it.Hank:It's called masturbation. It's kinda like sex.Manny:But by yourself?Hank:Yeah.Manny:Masturbating make people happy.Hank:It's supposed to. Sure.Manny:I bet you masturbate a lot.Hank:I can't believe we're talking about this

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I wanna have sex

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I wish there was some way I could pretend to do it

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It's called masturbation

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It's kinda like sex

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But by yourself

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Yeah

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Masturbating makes people happy

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It's supposed to sure

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I bet you masturbate a lot

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I can't believe we're talking about this

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أريد ممارس ة الجنس

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أتمنى لو كانت هناك طريقة ما تخ ولني التظاهر بأنني أمارسه

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إنها تدعى الإستمناء

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إنها شبيهة بممارسة الجنس

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لكن بنفس ك أجل

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الإستمناء يجعل الناس س عداء

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يفترض به هذا بالطبع

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أراهن أنك تستمن ي كثير ا

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لا أصد ق أننا نتحدث عن هذا

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ماني لا يفت رض بالناس التحد ث بخصوص هذه الأمور

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Je veux faire du sexe

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J'aimerais qu'il y ait un moyen pour que je fasse semblant d'en faire

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ça s'apelle la masturbation

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C'est un peu comme du sexe

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Mais tout seul Ouais

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La masturbation rend les gens heureux

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C'est censé le faire oui

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Je parie que tu te masturbe beaucoup

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J'arrive pas à croire qu'on parle de ça

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Manny les gens sont pas supposés parler de ça

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Aku ingin berhubungan seks

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Andai ada suatu cara aku bisa berpura pura melakukannya

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Itu namanya masturbasi

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Kira kira seperti seks

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Tapi sendirian Ya

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Masturbasi membuat orang senang

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Seharusnya begitu

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Aku yakin kau sering masturbasi

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Aku tidak percaya kita bicara tentang ini

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Manny orang tidak seharusnya bicara tentang hal ini

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セックスしたいな

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それに似たようなこと出来たようなそんな気がするんだけど

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自慰って言うんだよ

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セックスみたいなもんさ

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自分自身でやるんだろああ

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自慰は人を幸せにする

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確かにそうだなうん

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君は自慰いっぱいするんだろ

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俺たち何でこんなこと話してるんだ

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マニー他の人はみんなこんなことは話さないよ

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Хочу заниматься сексом

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Вот бы был какой нибудь способ Я мог бы сделать вид что делаю это

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Это называется мастурбация

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Ну это типа секса

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Но сам с собой Да

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Мастурбация делает людей счастливыми

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Ну по идее должна

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Могу поспорить что ты часто мастурбируешь

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Я не могу поверить что мы говорим об этом

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Мэнни люди обычно про такое не разговаривают

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Quiero tener sexo

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Ojalá hubiera un modo en que pudiera fingir hacerlo

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Se llama masturbación

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Es similar al sexo

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Pero tú sólo Sí

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Masturbarse pone feliz a la gente

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Se supone que lo haga sí

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Apuesto a que te masturbas mucho

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No puedo creer que estemos hablando de esto

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Manny no se supone que se hable de este tema

Available in 7 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

296

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:05

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

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Movie Summary

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Actors

Manny

Daniel Radcliffe

Hank