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Maybe that's just something the brain invents to surviveYeah Like maybe your brain invented meto distract you from the factthat eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinkingand your mouth will stop

You're disgusting

Swiss Army Man • 2016

Hank:
Maybe that's just something the brain invents to survive.Manny:Yeah. Like maybe your brain invented me to distract you from the fact that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking and your mouth will stop chewing and your blood'll stop pumping... and then you're gonna shit yourself, and that's it.Hank:No. No, that's not it. Because then my organs are going to shit themselves.Manny:And then your cells will shit themselves, and then all your shit's gonna get mixed in with everyone else's shit till there's nothing left of you, and then that's it.Hank:I don't know, man. That sounds kind of nice, everyone's shit mixing, Because then someday some of your shit is gonna meet up with some of my shit, and we'll have something to look forward to, you know?Manny:You're disgusting

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Maybe that's just something the brain invents to survive

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Yeah Like maybe your brain invented me

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to distract you from the fact

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that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking

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and your mouth will stop chewing

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and your blood'll stop pumping

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and then you're gonna shit yourself

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and that's it

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No

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No that's not it

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Because then my organs are going to shit themselves

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And then your cells will shit themselves

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and then all your shit's gonna get mixed in

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with everyone else's shit

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till there's nothing left of you

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and then that's it

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I don't know man

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That sounds kind of nice

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everyone's shit mixing

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because then someday some of your shit

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is gonna meet up with some of my shit

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and we'll have something to look forward to you know

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You're disgusting

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ربما هذا كان مجرد شيء يخت رعه الدماغ من أجل البقاء

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أجل مثلا ربما دماغك إخترعني لكي يشتت إنتباهك من حقيقة

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أن في النهاية عيناك ستتوقف عن الغمز

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و فمك سيتوقف عن المضغ و دمك سيتوقف عن الض خ

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و ثم ستتغوط على نفسك

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و هذه النهاية كلا

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كلا هذه ليست النهاية

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لأن عندها أعضائي ستتغوط على نفسها

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و ثم خلاياك ستتغوط على نفسها

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و ثم كل غائطك سيخ تلط مع غائط الآخرين

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حتى لا يتبقى شيء منك و عندها هذه هي النهاية

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لا أعلم يا رجل

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هذا يبدو لطيف ا غائط الجميع يخ تلط

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لأنه يوم ما بعض من غائطك

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سيلتقي مع غائط الآخرين

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و سيكون لدينا شيء نتطلع إليه تعلم

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أنت مقرف

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Peut être que c'est juste le cerveau qui invente pour survivre

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Ouais Comme peut être ton cerveau m'a inventé pour te distraire du fait

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qu'à la fin tes yeux vont cesser de cligner

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et ta bouche va arrêter de mâcher et ton sang va arrêter de circuler

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et alors tu te chieras dessus

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Et c'est tout Non

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Non c'est pas tout

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Parce que mes organes vont se chier dessus

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Et toutes tes cellules vont se chier dessus

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et toutes tes merdes vont se mélanger dans les merdes des autres

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jusqu'à qu'il ne reste plus rien de toi et c'est tout

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Je crois pas mec

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ça semble sympa les merdes de tout le monde se mélangeant

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parce qu'un jour un peu de ta merde

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rencontrera un peu de ma merde

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et on a un peu quelque chose à espérer tu crois

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Tu es dégoûtant

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Mungkin itu hanya sesuatu yang dibuat oleh otak untuk bertahan hidup

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Ya Mungkin otakmu menciptakanku untuk mengalihkan perhatianmu dari fakta

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bahwa pada akhirnya matamu akan berhenti berkedip

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dan mulutmu akan berhenti mengunyah dan darahmu akan berhenti memompa

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dan kemudian kau akan buang kotoran

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Dan itu saja Tidak

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Tidak bukan itu

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Karena kemudian organ organku akan buang kotoran

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Lalu sel selmu akan buang kotoran

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Dan semua kotoranmu akan bercampur dengan kotoran orang lain

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sampai tidak ada yang tersisa lalu itu saja

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Entahlah

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Itu terdengar cukup baik

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Kotoran semua orang bercampur

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Karena suatu hari beberapa dari kotoranmu

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akan bertemu dengan beberapa dari kotoranku

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Itu adalah sesuatu yang bisa kita nantikan bukan

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Kau menjijikkan

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それは生きようとした脳が作り出したんだと思う

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そうさ君の脳が俺を作り出して事実から目をそらしたように

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最終的に君の目はまばたきをやめる

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口は噛むことをやめ血が流れをとめる

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そして君はクソを漏らす

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以上いいや

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いいやそうじゃないよなぜなら俺の臓器があいつらのクソになると

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君の細胞があいつらのクソと一緒になり君のクソは他の人のクソと混じり合って

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君の体が無くなるまでそうされるんだ

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よく解らないけどとても良い事みたいに聞こえるよ

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みんなのクソが混ざり合ってさ

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いつかあんたの一部のクソと俺のクソの一部が出会うんだ

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その時を楽しみにしてるよ

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もう君にはウンザリだよ

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Может это такая уловка мозга чтобы выжить

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Да Может быть твой мозг выдумал меня чтобы отвлечь тебя от мысли

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что в конце концов твои глаза перестанут моргать

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и рот перестанет жевать а кровь бежать по венам

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ну а потом ты обосрешься

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И все Нет

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Нет это еще не все

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Потому что тогда все мои органы обосрутся

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И каждая твоя клеточка обосрется

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и тогда твое дерьмо смешается со всем остальным дерьмом

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и от тебя ничего не останется и тогда точно все

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Я не знаю мужик

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Это даже звучит мило

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что все дерьмо смешается

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это же значит что однажды

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твое дерьмо встретит мое дерьмо

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и это значит что у нас все еще впереди да

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Ты омерзителен

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Quizá sea algo que el cerebro inventa para sobrevivir

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Sí Tu cerebro tal vez me inventó para distraerte del hecho

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de que tus ojos eventualmente dejarán de parpadear

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y tu boca de masticar y tu sangre de correr

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y luego te cagarás encima

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Y eso es todo No

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No eso no es todo

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Porque luego mis órganos se cagarán encima

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Y luego lo harán tus células

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Y toda tu mierda se mezclará con la de los demás

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hasta que ya no quede nada de ti y eso será todo

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No sé viejo

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Suena bonito lo de la mierda de todos mezclada

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porque entonces un día tu mierda

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se encontrará con parte de la mía

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y tendremos algo que esperar no es así

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Eres repugnante

Available in 7 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

395

Timestamp in Movie

01:13:38

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, fantasy

Production

BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

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Movie Summary

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Actors

Hank

Manny

Daniel Radcliffe