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Remember when you put that cork in my buttYeahDid that count as sexManny no
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Swiss Army Man

Manny, no

Manny:
Remember when you put that cork in my butt?Hank: Yeah.Manny:Did that count as sex?Hank:Manny, no

Full Transcript

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Remember when you put that cork in my butt
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Yeah
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Did that count as sex
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Manny no
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
334
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:57
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

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Movie Summary

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.

Actors

Daniel Radcliffe
Manny
Daniel Radcliffe
Paul Dano
Hank
Paul Dano
I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to do itIt's called masturbationIt's kinda like sexBut by yourselfYeahMasturbating makes people happyIt's supposed to sureI bet you masturbate a lotI can't believe we're talking about this - Swiss Army Man 00:21
I wanna have sexI wish there was some way I could pretend to...
And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom - Swiss Army Man 00:06
And so now when you masturbateyou think about your mom
Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Hank when I masturbateI'm gonna think about your mom
Manny, hey. - Swiss Army Man 00:31
Manny, hey.
Whoa! Ooh. Holy... Something enormous took a dump here. We better be careful. Ohh! Careful. - Swiss Army Man 00:19
Whoa! Ooh. Holy... Something enormous took a dump here. We...
I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why thoughBecause only huge scary thingstake poops that bigSo what Everything poopsYes but if it finds us it will eat usand push us out its butt and turn us into poop - Swiss Army Man 00:17
I'm scared of whatever took that poopBut why...
Wow. Hank. What am I looking at? That's a-- a phone. Phone is beautiful. No, no, no, no, no. That's - Swiss Army Man 00:55
Wow. Hank. What am I looking at? That's a-- a phone....
I have a lot of questionsabout all the things you just said - Swiss Army Man 00:06
I have a lot of questionsabout all the things you just said
Now can I see her? - Swiss Army Man 00:10
Now can I see her?
Maybe-- Maybe you could dress up like before so I could remember? - Swiss Army Man 00:46
Maybe-- Maybe you could dress up like before so I could...
Stupid. - Swiss Army Man 00:11
Stupid.
Wow. That talking was good. Yeah. See? It's working already. What are you doing? I'm singing a song - Swiss Army Man 00:24
Wow. That talking was good. Yeah. See? It's working...
Well? Uh... what should I do now? Um... okay, maybe you talk to her. W-What do I talk about? Just, y - Swiss Army Man 00:19
Well? Uh... what should I do now? Um... okay, maybe you talk...
What should I do nowUmokay maybe you talk to herW What do I talk aboutJust you know whatever comes naturallyHelloI don't know whybut I have this sudden urgeto put my mouth on your mouthOkay that's called kissingbut you can't do that yet That's too fastOh - Swiss Army Man 00:42
What should I do nowUmokay maybe you talk to herW What do I...
Hello. I don't know why, but I have this sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth. - Swiss Army Man 00:34
Hello. I don't know why, but I have this sudden urge to...
Buses are for people who don't know each other - Swiss Army Man 00:04
Buses are for people who don't know each other
So this is itThis is the life I've forgotten - Swiss Army Man 00:08
So this is itThis is the life I've forgotten
Every day you ride the bus and count the minuteshoping you'll see her againOh my Godmusic playingvocalizing Jurassic Park themeShe smilesand you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neckspitsSomething carnal inside of youcauses your body to break out - Swiss Army Man 01:06
Every day you ride the bus and count the minuteshoping...
Oh, my God. - Swiss Army Man 00:07
Oh, my God.
Try these on. - Swiss Army Man 00:21
Try these on.