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Swiss Army Man

�� True ♪ ♪ Friendship ♪

�� True ♪ ♪ Friendship ♪

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True
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Friendship
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yelling
Available in 3 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:46
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, fantasy
Production
BlackBird,Tadmor,Astrakan Films,Cold Iron Pictures,Prettybird

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Movie Summary

A hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.
Vodka. Let's have a party. Yeah. Let's invite everyone we know. Everyone! We're having a party! - Swiss Army Man 00:13
Vodka. Let's have a party. Yeah. Let's invite...
Let's have a partyYeah Let's invite everyone we know - Swiss Army Man 00:06
Let's have a partyYeah Let's invite everyone we...
Manny, I need to tell you something. - Swiss Army Man 00:30
Manny, I need to tell you something.
The more you're gonna see of me, the more you're not gonna like me. - Swiss Army Man 00:34
The more you're gonna see of me, the more you're...
Sarah do you ever masturbateWhatI have this friend called Hankand he won't masturbate'cause it makes him think about his momManny that that was between us - Swiss Army Man 00:17
Sarah do you ever masturbateWhatI have this friend called...
I don't know exactly what masturbation isor how it worksbut I guess it probably feelsa lot like the wind in your hairor driving really fast in a caror taking a bite out of your favorite foodor dancing with your friendsor singing your favorite songor - Swiss Army Man 00:31
I don't know exactly what masturbation isor how it...
Maybe... I'm really drunk. - Swiss Army Man 00:27
Maybe... I'm really drunk.
Morning, Hank. - Swiss Army Man 00:07
Morning, Hank.
It's late. - Swiss Army Man 00:06
It's late.
Hank, thanks to you, I'm gonna get to see her soon... - Swiss Army Man 00:09
Hank, thanks to you, I'm gonna get to see her soon...
I have this feeling, and I don't know what to call it. - Swiss Army Man 00:07
I have this feeling, and I don't know what to call it.
It's like I feel like even though I'm on top of you right now, touching you physically, there's something stuck in between us. - Swiss Army Man 00:46
It's like I feel like even though I'm on top of...
MANNY: Oh, wow. - Swiss Army Man 00:24
MANNY: Oh, wow.
I'm scared 'cause I think if I dieI might really miss youOh you're the worst - Swiss Army Man 00:11
I'm scared 'cause I think if I dieI might really...
♪ Heartless ♪ ♪ How were you heartless? - Swiss Army Man 00:27
♪ Heartless ♪ ♪ How were you heartless?
When I get back home I'm gonna show Sarahhow much I care about her every single dayWhenever she wants she's thirsty or whatever she can drink my spitand then she can ride my gas to wherever she wants to go - Swiss Army Man 00:14
When I get back home I'm gonna show Sarahhow much I...
I have to pee. - Swiss Army Man 00:08
I have to pee.
♪ I'm sitting on this rock ♪ ♪ Such a comfy rock ♪ ♪ Hank's gone to pee ♪ ♪ It is so nice here ♪ ♪ Nice and dark and warm ♪ ♪ Hank's gone... - Swiss Army Man 00:36
♪ I'm sitting on this rock ♪ ♪ Such a comfy rock ♪ ♪...
Manny, I have something amazing to show you, but I need to tell you something first. - Swiss Army Man 00:49
Manny, I have something amazing to show you, but I need to...
Is this cryingI don't like itIt's wet and uncomfortable - Swiss Army Man 00:09
Is this cryingI don't like itIt's wet and...